Funny 911 Calls
Funny 911 Calls that really happened!
911 dispatcher get to hear their fair share of sadness and misery but every so often they receive a call into the 911 call center that brightens up their day. While most of them are sad or horrifying, some are pretty strange, and others are just out right hilarious.
I have searched the Internet many times looking for funny 911 calls and have placed some of the best ones I have ever heard right here, for you to hear!
The Unconcious Mailman
This is one of my absolute all-time favorites! Listen very closely. The little old lady is pleading desperatly for help because the mail man is on the floor unconscious. You will not believe why!
The Deer, the Dog and the Bambulance
OMG! What else can I say! This is so funny! You gotta hear this one to believe it!
***Be advised there is some strong language in this one.***
The Western Bacon Cheeseburger
Yes, this lady seriously called 911 over her Western Bacon Cheeseburger.
MORE crazy 911 Emergency Calls
1. Deer Trouble
2. He's Gone
3. A Bad Trip
4. Homework Help
6. A Big Nut
7. Bomb Sack
8. Taken Away
9. UFO Man
10. Taxi Taxi
11. Red and Green
12. Bovine Blues
13. False Alarm
14. In the Bag
15. Rolling Call
16. Big Birds
18. Scratch It
19. Slow Down
20. Oh No!
Wife Gets Attacked by a Worthog and Husband Doesn't Know His Address - This is such a funny 911 call!
Man doesn't know his address...you will never believe what his solution is!
Dispatcher Has Had it With Stupid Calls
While I don't condone his behavior, I do understand what this dispatcher is feeling! I see calls like this all too often!
America's Wackiest 911 Calls (Paperback)
Gosh this is a funny book! If you ever wondered what kinds of nonsense clutters up the emergency phone systems, then look no further. You get over 220 pages of short snappy stories about folks whose idea of an "emergency" is ... well ... here are some examples:
having the hiccups ... too few towels in hotel room ... pet parrot flying outside ... not finding an open gas station ... needing a smoke alarm battery ... hunger for a pizza ... neighbor's dog barking ... wondering when is Cinco de Mayo ... checking lottery winners ... not knowing the police phone number
One great story is on page 60:
"Police in Houma, Louisiana, issued a citation in April 1992 to Velma Ann Wantlin for improper use of the 911 emergency line. Wantlin, twenty-eight at the time, called 911 to report the following emergency situation: her husband was preventing her from watching the season finale of Knotts Landing."
Most of the stories and quotes from real callers range from silly to quirky to bizarre. The final chapter relates the actual 911 line chatter in a situation that literally blows up at the end -- a dramatic, sobering way to end the book. (See page 223.)
Cop Overdoses on Weed
Now, please tell me, how stupid do you have to be....
Collection of funny 911 calls
You would just not believe what some people call 911 about!
The Serious side of 911 calls - True life stories of a 911 Dispatcher
Having worked as a 911 dispatcher, I cannot say enough good things about Ms. Burau's book. It is difficult to put into words what the job is like, the sorts of feelings and experiences dispatchers get, and Ms. Burau does an amazing job of explaining it. I found myself nodding in agreement (or laughing out loud,) seeing my own experiences in the events she narrates.
By no means is her account a whitewash or festival of warm fuzzies; some of the events she describes (and her and other dispatchers' reactions to those events) may be shocking or disturbing to those who haven't been there. This doesn't make those events or reactions any less real, or any less common in other police departments or dispatch centers.
Dispatchers are sometimes overlooked in the organization of police departments; many people assume the person they speak to on the other end of 911 is a police officer. Ms. Burau does an exceedingly good job of opening up this sub-society. Highly recommended, both for laypersons outside the field who want to understand what it's like in a 911 comm center, and for dispatchers who want a mostly humorous, sympathetic look at what we choose to do for a living. This is the best written account of 911 dispatching I've read.
Lady Locked in her Car
Funny 911 call over lemonade - You gotta hear this one to believe it!
Viagra 911 call - Why it's a prescription drug!
Very funny 911 call to ask advice about taking too much viagra.
What is Your Favorite 911 Call?
Vote for your favorite funny 911 call
1. False Alarm
3. Deer Trouble
4. Messing Around
5. Stuck Guy
6. Yelling Woman
7. Dick Small
9. Truck Trouble
10. Blanket Goof
11. Butt Laser
12. People Cook
13. Bad Vibrations
15. Slow Down
17. Deer Trouble #2
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