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The Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is a fictional super weapon which features in the movie . The Holy Hand Grenade is used to destroy the Killer Rabbit in order that the knights might continue their quest for the Holy Grail. Rather long-winded instructions for the use of the Holy Hand Grenade are found in the fictional "Book of Armaments" and can be found later on this page. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Monty Python and the Holy Grail is one of my favourite movies and the scene featuring the ridiculous Holy Hand Grenade is one of the funniest in my opinion. On this page you can watch the Holy Hand Grenade scene, buy your own version of the weapon and see associated products which feature the grenade.
I hope that you enjoy the silliness I have put together here.
The Holy Hand Grenade Scene From Monty Python And The Holy Grail
Before taking a closer look at the Holy hand Grenade of Antioch and the amusing products that are based on it, take a look at the scene from the movie, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, that it appears in.
View the video clip on the count of three. One, Two.....Five!
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The Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch
As promised, here are the instructions for operating this biblical super weapon;
"And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen."
This plush Holy Hand Grenade contains a whoopee cushion, which makes a flatulent sound when squeezed or sat upon. The instructions to this Holy Hand Grenade read, "To use, squeeze the hand grenade". Also, on the packaging there is the well-known excerpt from the Book of Armaments, as is in the movie.
Holy Hand Grenade T Shirt
Zazzle Price: $26.95
This t-shirt features a Holy Hand Grenade graphic and the caption, The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch" making it quite clear where your comedy sympathies lie. This shirt comes a wide variety of colours, sizes and cuts to suit all Monty Python fans.
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Holy Hand Grenade Download
For those who are fans of the Holy Hand Grenade scene from the Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie, this download from the soundtrack of the movie will allow you to listen to the full instructions to the use of this holy relic at your leisure.
Make A Holy Hand Grenade Cake
This is simply awesome!
Over on Instructables.com there is a recipe for a wonderful cake modeled on the Holy Hand Grenade from the Monty Python movie. It is really easy to follow a fantastic step by step guide to making this intricate cake, with clear photographs to illustrate every step - Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch Cake.
After baking your cake, one, two, five....... I mean three, EAT.
Chambord: Black Raspberry Liqueur In A Holy Hand Grenade Bottle
Chambord Liqueur is made in a specially developed facility in a castle in the Loire Valley, France. It is a liqueur made from black raspberries (they look like blackberries to me) and it is ideal for cocktail making.
Do you think these guys are fans of the Holy Hand Grenade?
They have packaged their premier liqueur in almost an exact copy of the Holy hand Grenade of Antioch from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail. What a great gift this would make for fans of the movie who like a drink whilst they watch for the one hundredth time!
Monty Python & The Holy Grail Links
- Pub is closed by Monty Python grenade - Story about London police mistaking a Holy Hand Grenade for a bomb.
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail Gifts - Ten gifts for lovers of the movie.
- Monty Python T Shirt Collection - Holy Grail - A large collection of Monty Python and the Holy Grail t-shirts.
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Information about the movie and cast on The Internet Movie Database.
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quotes - Some of the most memorable quotes from the movie.
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Extensive information on the movie on Wikipedia.
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail Reviews - Short reviews of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail in Legocolour - The movie recreated in Lego.