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Jennifer Love Hewitt: The Anti-Fanpage

Updated on February 16, 2013

Love: The Anti-Fanpage

Jennifer Love Hewitt has two talents, the left one and the right one. Or, as she likes to call them, Thelma and Louise.

Ugh. 

Photo by lukeford.net (square by Juan Pablo Arancibia Medina) [CC-BY-SA-3.0], via Wikimedia Commons

She acts! - Well, technically, I guess.

As Sarah Reeves on Party of Five - Someone please explain to me how this woman has not won an Oscar yet.

I love to take care of people, so I think I'd be a good vet.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Quotes - Huh?

  • I'd rather be the girl-next-door than hear, "Oh, there's the ho-bag."
  • I would just love once to be called sexy. Just because it would make me something other than cute.
  • I love Sizzler. My grandmother started me on it - we always go for a baked potato and the salad bar. I'm a meat-and-potatoes girl.
  • On her breasts: I just accepted them as a great accessory to every outfit.
  • If you start feeling very lethargic and you have throat problems or really bad headaches, a lot of times that can sometimes mean there is nothing wrong with you physically, but also that you have a ghost.
  • On having her 26th birthday: It is a good age. It's scary though, 'cause 26 feels like you really have to start growing up and learning to do laundry and stuff.
  • There's a website that's, um, that's dedicated to my boobs, and I find it fascinating.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Singing - They love it in Japan.

As Audrey Hepburn in The Audrey Hepburn Story - Audrey Hepburn? Singing "Moon River?" Is this really necessary?

She reads! - Er, well, people write about her.

Proof that I am right about her talents

Why else would the most popular YouTube clips of Jennifer Love Hewitt's acting be the ones uploaded without sound?

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    • TNTbefree profile image

      Loren Gross 

      9 years ago from Jacksonville, Florida

      That was funny. No love for Love. LOL

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      anonymous 

      9 years ago

      I haven't seen her enough to know whether I like her or not. Funny lens, though.

    • KarenKnightBenn profile image

      KarenKnightBenn 

      10 years ago

      Funny lens but I have to say that I do watch "Ghost Whisperer".

    • JerryK LM profile image

      JerryK LM 

      10 years ago

      Really funny lens. I love (no pun intended) Thelma and Louise :)

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      anonymous 

      10 years ago

      cool sight love it and jen you rock my world babe!! you are awsome without you i would probably die.

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      Aika 

      10 years ago

      great lens. Actually she's talented but not a fan of her. I like her during Time of your Life and Party of Five.

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      anonymous 

      10 years ago

      It is very hard to tell if you are trying to praise her or slam her 'cause you're not doing either well.

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      Paulie LM 

      10 years ago

      Hey I like her show The Ghost Whisperer. But I'm not a Love fan

      www.squidoo.com/paulie

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      KimberlyDawnWel1 

      10 years ago

      LOL Nice job on this niche lens.

    • feb4 lm profile image

      feb4 lm 

      10 years ago

      i can tell u really love her lol

      feb4

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      anonymous 

      10 years ago

      I like it

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      Gee_Matthews 

      10 years ago

      i so love her

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      kathysart 

      10 years ago

      ~~*~~

      LOVE IT! 5 Stars (saw ya on lensroll)

      Fantasy Art|Artwork in a Butterfly Garden|Legend of Pegasus|Fantasy Poetry:

      https://hubpages.com/art/legendofpegasus

      ~~*~~

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      sonia simone 

      10 years ago

      Ha, hilarious! Audrey H. actually did sing "Moon River" in Breakfast at Tiffany's, and it was nearly as painful as JLH. Not an occasion to commemorate, IMO. Great lens!

    • rejoicemusic profile image

      rejoicemusic 

      10 years ago

      We are not worthy, we are not worthy ..... of your EXCELLENT lens! Great stuff here and totally 5 stars! Check out my lens -

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      Jeff Wendland 

      10 years ago from Kalamazoo, MI

      Dance work out with Barbie? Thats too much, great lens.

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      coollikeme 

      10 years ago

      Jennifer is cool.

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      ey_jay 

      10 years ago

      uhm~ no offense but I like her during Party of Five. well, that's all. :)

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      fleurdelisrising 

      10 years ago

      "If you start feeling very lethargic and you have throat problems or really bad headaches, a lot of times that can sometimes mean there is nothing wrong with you physically, but also that you have a ghost." Uhhh...okay...if you say so...{rolling eyes} Great lens, noodle! --MiMi

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      KimGiancaterino 

      10 years ago

      You are too funny! Airhead quotes are the best.

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      anonymous 

      10 years ago

      Hey, rms took the words right out of my mouth, oh, I'll say it anyway Kathy style ..... Too funnay!

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      Robin S 

      10 years ago from USA

      Too funny! 5*

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      MrNoodles LM 

      10 years ago

      Let's not be too negative towards Jennifer Love Hewitt until we see how she does in Garfield Part 3: The Hairball....

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