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Miss Piggy the Diva

Updated on February 22, 2014

Introducing.... the Bodacious Bovine, the Spectacular Swine, the Queen of Quadrupeds, the Magical, the Marvelous, the Sensational MISS PIGGY!!!!

"This lens here is to help the 2 or 3 people who doesn't know who moi is. We shall go through moi's life, moi's sense of style, and why moi is one of the most important role models in the history of television."

"And if you don't like it moi is gonna raise you right off the roof!....uh.......hahaha.....where are moi's manners?"

Ms. Piggy in the Beginning.

Miss Piggy first broke into show business by winning the Miss Bogen County beauty contest. It was a victory not only for a woman, but for pigs everywhere. That is also where she first met Kermit the frog, who is the love of her life.

"It was love at first sight" quotes Miss Piggy. "It was a match made in heaven."

Gorgeous Miss Piggy

Gorgeous Miss Piggy
Gorgeous Miss Piggy
Miss Piggy as a Navi Avatar woman.
Miss Piggy as a Navi Avatar woman.

Quotes from moi's interviews over time

Q: You appear even younger now than you did in the Seventies -- what's your secret? Have you ever gone under the knife? Are the rumours about your snout job true? (And the botox and the lipo?)

A: Of course I look younger than I did in the Seventies; I am younger than I was in the Seventies. (Trust moi, that dear sweet Stephen Hawking knows more about time than he's letting on. Kissy kissy, Stephen!) I have never gone under the knife (though if I had one handy, vous would be in serious trouble). "Snout-job"? Never. Botox? Let's just say, moi knows what it's like to "crack" a smile. Lipo? No. Moi's proportions are perfection, so why give anything away?

Q: In the history of The Muppet Show and all the Muppet movies, so many celebrities, actors, and performers worked alongside you. The list is long and includes Joan Rivers, Whoopi Goldberg, Harry Belafonte, Vincent Price, Paul Simon, Loretta Lynn and so much more. How did it feel to work alongside them?

A: The answer is, how did they feel working alongside moi? Just kidding! Everyone who has worked with us have been just wonderful. A few that stand out in my mind are Dolly Parton, Dudley Moore, and Elton John, Gregory Hines, and the sweet Ashanti.

Q: Where are you living these days?

A: Moi has a pied-a-terre in Manhattan, a cottage in Wales, a beachfront manse in Malibu, an A-Frame in Aspen, a bungalow in Bel Air, a duplex in London, a triplex in Paris, and a superiority complex in Vienna, to name but a few. In style, these homes vary greatly and change frequently, but when it comes to decorating I like to create a pre-postmodern, overpriced, under-furnished ambiance, with plenty of throw pillows and no place comfortable to sit.

Q: Do you like animals?

A: Well of course! I have the prettiest little toy poodle named Foo Foo, who is also a budding actress. You can see her in The Muppets' Wizard of Oz film. But moi's favorite animal is my Kermee.

Q: What is your favorite season of The Muppet Show

A: Season 2 is when i really broke out and became an international star. It's all about moi!

Q: Now I hear there is a new Muppet movie coming out, is that true?

A: Why, yes it is! The newest Muppet movie is going to be, I think, one of the best. It's called Muppets: Most Wanted. I don't want to give anything away, so just stay tuned for the preview and get ready to have fun!

Be Piggyfied - Enjoy Ms. Piggy in all her glory

Moi's interview with the lovely ladies of The View.

Fashion icon Piggy

Miss Piggy modeling in the Navy.
Miss Piggy modeling in the Navy.

Miss Piggy has been on the cover of MANY magazines through the years. Bazaar, Vogue, Women's Weekly, Sports Illustrated are just a few of the pages where our doting Diva has graced the cover.

She takes fashion very seriously. She was once quoted saying, "Woe to the person who gets between moi and moi's camera crew."

Whether it is Miss Piggy on a motorcycle (helmet always on, of course), or her perfectly tanned body on a beach drinking ice tea, her grace always shows through.

You may call moi a diva, but it is only because moi is FABULOUS!

When i first met my Kermit in the movie "The Muppet Movie".

Moi's famous swimsuit scene in The Great Muppet Caper.

From her lips

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”

Miss Piggy Fashion

Miss Piggy Fashion
Miss Piggy Fashion

Miss Piggy Magazine Covers (Faux and For Real)

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Miss Piggy Glorious

Miss Piggy Glorious
Miss Piggy Glorious

How does Miss Piggy maintain her shape and stay healthy?

Miss Piggy's Aerobique Exercise Workout Album
Miss Piggy's Aerobique Exercise Workout Album

How does Miss Piggy maintain her svelte figure?

Well in 1982 she made a workout LP/Cassette called Miss Piggy's Aerobique Exercise Workout Album. It featured Miss Piggy in an exercise leotard (in Pink of course!) and leggings and matching sweatband.

She's always been serious about exercise.

Moi's advice on keeping fit.

"The object of exercise is to achieve your beauty aspirations without perspiration."

"I find that a vigorous round of shopping (at least one store an hour) is both stimulating and refreshing."

"Never eat more than you can lift."

Miss Piggy Workout Video

Moi, Moi, and MORE Moi!

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Over the thresholdMiss Piggy with synchronized swimmers on set of The Great Muppet Caper.Piggy being glamorous with short hair.Look at the love between Miss Piggy and KermitPiggy can rock jeans too!"Excuse moi?"Miss Piggy in Sow and the City.Piggy and Eva LongoriaMiss Piggy as CleopatraMiss Piggy as Lady Gaga.
Over the threshold
Over the threshold
Miss Piggy with synchronized swimmers on set of The Great Muppet Caper.
Miss Piggy with synchronized swimmers on set of The Great Muppet Caper.
Piggy being glamorous with short hair.
Piggy being glamorous with short hair.
Look at the love between Miss Piggy and Kermit
Look at the love between Miss Piggy and Kermit
Piggy can rock jeans too!
Piggy can rock jeans too!
"Excuse moi?"
"Excuse moi?"
Miss Piggy in Sow and the City.
Miss Piggy in Sow and the City.
Piggy and Eva Longoria
Piggy and Eva Longoria
Miss Piggy as Cleopatra
Miss Piggy as Cleopatra
Miss Piggy as Lady Gaga.
Miss Piggy as Lady Gaga.

Buy a piece of Miss Piggy

Moi by Gendarme for Girls 1.7 oz Eau de Parfum Spray
Moi by Gendarme for Girls 1.7 oz Eau de Parfum Spray

Now you can smell like her too!

This is her trademark fragrance.

 
The Muppet Show: Season 2
The Muppet Show: Season 2

Season 2 is where Ms. Piggy REALLY comes out as a star.

 

Muppets Most Wanted Trailer!

Here is the trailer for the newest big hit Muppets Most Wanted. In theaters March of 2014.

How much do voi love moi?

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      Jack-in-the-Box 5 years ago

      What a gal !!!

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      thelordsbeauty 6 years ago

      @Violin-Student: Jim Henson was a genius. I wished Disney would keep the Muppets inline with his vision. But Ms Piggy will always be a queen for me. And I love Kermit too! We have 4 Kermit dolls in my house!

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      Violin-Student 6 years ago

      Miss Piggy is a riot. We love the Muppets in this house. Kermit is my favorite, but Miss Piggy is right up there! Thanks for this page!