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by Chuck RitenouR
There's a housewife who's in desperate need of a man's gentle touch
No matter how much love she gets, she never gets enough
And when her heart gets restless, she turns to her own devices
And the young man who mows her yard helps her with her mid-life crisis.
He gets to work at 9AM and she's waiting for him there
Secretary with ruby red lips, blue eyes and long blonde hair
She makes his coffee extra sweet, she knows the way he likes it
She makes his heart skip a beat working on his mid-life crisis.
yeah, its just another day in a small midwestern town
Everybody knows everybody and they all know what's goin' down.
They all try to do the best they can and they make their sacrifices
they're all looking for a little help to make it thru their mid-life crisis
One day you're gonna wake up and feel a little strange
Take a long hard look at your life and know its time for a change
You can give in to the feelin' or you can try to fight it
But there's no place you can hide from your own mid-life crisis.