No, it's not a flashlight
This is a light sabre.
This is a vessel of fire.
This is the most powerful magic wand you will ever own.
When you turn this flashlight on 'burst' mode and shine it at a steel door, the door will melt. Instantly. It will be vaporized.
Okay, that part isn't true.
When you shine this light on a mirror, the photons will collide with such force that you will actually hear the collisions.
Okay, that's not true either.
What is true is that this tiny light, far smaller than those giant billy clubs that you've seen, is a technical miracle. It will give you peace of mind when the power goes out, get you unlost when you are lost in the woods, and probably save your life one night on a dark road when you wish, really wish, someone had given it to you as a gift.
In our digital age, it's difficult to find something as material as this, as solid and not-worth-losing as this light is. No, it's probably not as practical as an overhead light you can turn on with a switch, nor as thoughtful as a homemade quilt.
This light, for the right person, is a gift to remember. "Wanna see the new light my aunt Emily gave me?" You'll hear this for weeks.
I keep waiting for it to get dark out so I can see just how bright this light is. Careful, and this part is true, when it's on full power, it's so bright it gets hot. When was the last time you felt a flashlight get hot?