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Quiz: The Are You Gay? Quiz

Updated on February 9, 2013

Is it possible you might be gay and never realized it? Could your gaydar be broken?

Let's be honest with each other. You're worried that you might be gay, and never even knew it. Right? Right. So to put that effiminate little mind of yours at rest, Nancy boy, take this quiz. It will help you sleep better at night. (Between 2 dudes with raging boners.) Quick side note -- remember, always sleep pole-to-pole, never pole-to-hole...

On with the big gay quiz! Lisp sold separately.

Gay Jokes All in Good Fun

Not politically correct, on purpose

As a quick aside, it should be said that this silly little gay quiz is meant to poke fun and not at all to be taken seriously. If you're easily offended, you're in the wrong place (and you should probably lighten up and not take life so seriously.)

That having been said, have fun! Smile. Laugh. It's okay. Life is too short to be easily offended. :)

Enjoy.

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How did you do on the Gay Quiz?

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      drellis07 4 years ago

      I have been bullies as a child and it was very painful for me. Today I use my voice to fight and speak out against this issue. I have written a book on this and bigotry listed on Amazon.com and all other book sites:http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/columbine-isolated...

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      Hmm, 0 out of 10. Sad to get the worst score possible but at least now I know for sure ;-) Thanks

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      willoconner 4 years ago

      LOL.........that was funny and i knew i was never a GAY!!!!

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      Cynthia Haltom 4 years ago from Diamondhead

      Ha ha

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      racingdatabase 4 years ago

      Very funny, great work!

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      victoriahaneveer 4 years ago

      Hilarious!!

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      traveldestinations 4 years ago

      Very interesting lens. Enjoyed taking the quizzes.

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      Celticep 5 years ago

      Female here also, with plenty of gay male friends so took the quiz to see how well I know them!

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      pinkrenegade lm 5 years ago

      I am girl but I still read your lens. Just trying to learn how to spot gays.

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      Stanley Green 5 years ago from Czech Republic

      wired...

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      raelcalu 5 years ago

      can you tell me the kind of quiz you use to this lens...i want to add a quiz to my next lens but could not find this particular one...thanks.

      you're choices are funny...

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      RuralFloridaLiving 5 years ago

      Crazy!

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      sweetstickyrainbo 5 years ago

      Since Obama is officially first Gay President, now we don our gay apparel

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      ImmatureEntrepr 5 years ago

      @greenlungsofpoland: Glad you enjoyed it! :P

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      ImmatureEntrepr 5 years ago

      @SmashAddams: I'm not sure what a blarney stone is yet somehow I believe you.

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      ImmatureEntrepr 5 years ago

      @WilliamPower: You're welcome.

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      ImmatureEntrepr 5 years ago

      @crazy anna: Not yet...I think I lack the proper equipment to compose such a lens. =)

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      crazy anna 5 years ago

      is there a 'are u dyke' version? =O hearts for you!

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      This is funny.

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      WilliamPower 5 years ago

      This is SICK!

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      SmashAddams 5 years ago

      I'm as gay as a blarney stone on a loaf of pumpernickle.

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      ImmatureEntrepr 5 years ago

      @greenlungsofpoland: Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for having a sense of humor about it. :)

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      greenlungsofpoland 5 years ago

      Gay and living it loud !! great tongue it cheek lens x still chuckling x

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      MobileAppMan 5 years ago

      F-ing funny pal. Loved it!

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      ImmatureEntrepr 6 years ago

      @Mahogany LM: It happens. :)

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      niceman91 lm 6 years ago

      haha.this one quite fun.glad i'm scoring 0 for the quiz

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      Mahogany LM 6 years ago

      Oh my, I just took the quiz and I guess I'm gay. I didn't know. It might have been a clue that I was named after a gay cult classic, but still..... I had NO clue. Anyhoo, I'll go back to peeing perfume, farting sprinkles, and floating 3 inches above the ground as opposed to walking now :).

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      Rose Jones 6 years ago

      I took the quiz even though I am a woman. That is how compelling it was. Made for weird answers ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      Great lens! Keep em coming! One squid thumbs up vote issued for this lens!

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      anonymous 6 years ago

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      gay4greek 6 years ago

      That video with 3 men "helping" each other is hilarious!! :))

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      nice - i had some fun on this one :)

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      ImmatureEntrepr 6 years ago

      @jc91583: See, you get it! That's exactly the point. We take ourselves waaay too seriously. Lighten up and have fun with life. It doesn't have to be a big deal unless you make it one. :) Well put!

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      jc91583 6 years ago

      I think that this lens is hilarious! Getting the point across and still staying light about the subject. Rate the lens appropriately based on content and let the learning and laughs begin. By the way I found the food question with the hotdogs and burritos to be a trick question haha!

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      cocktailsexaminer 6 years ago

      I assume this was supposed to be funny, and I did find it humorous although I'm not a dude, lol.

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      ImmatureEntrepr 6 years ago

      @homestead lady: With all due respect, then don't read it? That's one of the amazing things about living in a country with free speech. :) That's freedom of speech, not freedom from speech.

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      homestead lady 6 years ago

      I think your lens is offensive and inaccurate and disguising to boot.

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      dvpwli 6 years ago

      Good Gay - But I am not really

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      Char Milbrett 6 years ago from Minnesota

      funny

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      bikerchickie 6 years ago

      Hilarious lens! :)

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      ben186422 6 years ago

      So funny. I scored a zero.

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      JanezKranjski 6 years ago

      Cool I laugh my ass off.

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      This is funny

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      bames24 lm 6 years ago

      LOL... enjoyed reading your lens and taking the quiz too :D

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      akumar46 lm 6 years ago

      Its really funny to participate in this quiz.Thanks.

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      ImmatureEntrepr 6 years ago

      @anonymous: The bi's are the greediest people on the planet. ;)

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      libysquid lm 6 years ago

      love this is hella funny...omg....you just got a new fan my friend.....lol....

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      Bisexuality is the only way not to step on anybody's toes. That, or upset everyone. B]

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      Susan300 6 years ago

      Funny and fun. :)

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      ImmatureEntrepr 6 years ago

      @magicgeniewishl: You are a girl; therefore, 9 out of 10 makes you hot. ;)

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      magicgeniewishl 6 years ago

      What a pearler!

      I'm just a little confused, maybe you can help me... Just between you an me, I got 9 out of 10, now does that make me gay... or straight?

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      littestranger 6 years ago

      all incorrect :)

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      ImmatureEntrepr 7 years ago

      @mamasheadtrip: I'm guessing you are correct.

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      mamasheadtrip 7 years ago

      I'm guessing, you are not gay

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      MiseryBusiness519 7 years ago

      I only got one right, and i only picked it bc it was funny...fun quiz :)

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      MiseryBusiness519 7 years ago

      @mythphile: lol.

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      ImmatureEntrepr 7 years ago

      @mythphile: Exactly. It's deliberately tongue in cheek. You'll need a sense of humor to enjoy it. :)

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      Ellen Brundige 7 years ago from California

      Odd. Most of those questions don't sound like the gay people I know. It's almost like a "Do you fit a gay stereotype that isn't actually like real gay people?" quiz.

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      Maurice Glaude 7 years ago from Mobile, AL

      Too damn funny!