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Quiz: Funny Poll Questions

Updated on February 8, 2018

Funny Poll Questions

Funny Poll Questions
Funny Poll Questions

Quiz - 15 Funny Poll Questions

Are you looking to level up, or just have a good laugh? I had a blast compiling this list of funny poll questions. There are no right or wrong answers. You just add your 2 cents and collect some Squid points at the same time. Are you ready to laugh? Are you ready to earn points? Did you bring your funny bone?

#1 - Funny Poll Questions

Why is it that doctors and lawyers call what they do practice?

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#2 - Funny Poll Questions

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the 5th one enjoys it?

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#3 - Funny Poll Questions

Since hens lay eggs, why isn't there an Easter chicken?

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#4 - Funny Poll Questions

Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?

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#5 - Funny Poll Questions

Why aren't there B batteries

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#6 - Funny Poll Questions

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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#7 - Funny Poll Questions

Why can't women apply mascara with their mouths closed?

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#8 - Funny Poll Questions

Why do you wear a pair of pants, a pair of shoes, a pair of glasses, but a bra is just a bra and a shirt is just a shirt?

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Did The Questions Make You Laugh?

Did you laugh?

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Did You Truly Read the Questions?

Did you read the questions? (Be honest.)

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Have You Ever?!

Part 2, the "Have You Ever" series.

Have You Ever? - #1

Have you ever had someone call you and ask for your phone number?

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Have You Ever - #2

Have you ever looked for something that you had in your hand?

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Have You Ever - #3

Pushed when the door said pull?

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Have You Ever - #4

Have you ever been talking at length on the phone and realized there was nobody on the other end?

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Did you enjoy the quiz? Did you earn points?

Did You Enjoy the Quiz?

Did you enjoy the quiz?

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Last, but not least, here are some videos with clean humor and bloopers to brighten your day.

Funny Television Bloopers

Funny TV bloopers from the local news and weather and several of your favorite game shows.

Funny Home Videos

These are funny home videos that border on dangerously painful.

TV Bloopers

More news, weather and game show bloopers. The political commentary at the end is by far my favorite. Beam me up Scotty!

© 2011 hsschulte

Babble and Ramble On About These Funny Poll Questions - How did you do?

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    • Cherese George profile image

      Cherese George 

      16 months ago from Trinidad and Tobago

      Good fun.

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      Nelly van der Werff 

      4 years ago from The Netherlands

      yes, very much. And why is their no easter chicken? There should be one.

      And these polls not only made me smile, but also helped me get a new trophy! So, thank you so much!

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      Niktravelfit 

      4 years ago

      Nice one, thanks for sharing.

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      SamanthaHaupt 

      4 years ago

      Great lens!

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      Niktravelfit 

      4 years ago

      Funny lens - good job!

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      idkddjdjsii 

      4 years ago

      Funny!

      : )

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      suchera 

      4 years ago

      Thank you for your great work. I love it :)

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      Digory LM 

      4 years ago

      Well done. Thanks for the laughs (and the points).

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      OriSnori 

      4 years ago

      So who's idea was this, anyway?

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      OriSnori 

      4 years ago

      Thanks for the easy point boost.

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      weddingplz lm 

      4 years ago

      nice very funny lens

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      Scindhia 

      4 years ago from Chennai

      ha ha.. very funny!

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      dmhonz 

      4 years ago

      Good lens I smile to the question Do you looked something that in your hands.

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      adarlie 

      4 years ago

      yes and yes.

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      Gloria Freeman 

      4 years ago from Alabama USA

      Hi great lens, it was fun thanks for the points.

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      HandyHelper 

      4 years ago

      Yes. Loads.

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      M. Victor Kilgore 

      4 years ago

      fun

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      M. Victor Kilgore 

      4 years ago

      fun thanks

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      ssphia 

      4 years ago

      Great lens! Very funny!

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      M. Victor Kilgore 

      4 years ago

      fun, fun...and yep I earned a few points

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      hajjumrahuk 

      4 years ago

      Great fun! thanks for sharing

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      joinyobsn 

      4 years ago

      LOL well done and was quite funny!

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      Value Apartments 

      4 years ago from London

      Great Lens, These are funny, I enjoyed taking them :)

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      Lynn Klobuchar 

      4 years ago

      Yes and yes

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      anonymous 

      4 years ago

      Never much thought about the B batteries until now.....hmmm.

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      TTDart 

      4 years ago

      Was actually pretty funny xD

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      Cindy Fahnestock-Schafer 

      4 years ago from Hedgesville, WV

      thanks needed the points and now i am wondering why there are no b batteries!

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      Hitman_4761 

      4 years ago

      I want more quiz

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      kju385 

      4 years ago

      Seriously funny, well done :)

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      immeokay 

      4 years ago

      This is so fun!!!

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      gamefreak321 

      4 years ago

      great :)

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      yomikelaw 

      4 years ago

      Love it!!

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      Robertbeeton 

      4 years ago

      interesting!

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      ImDria 

      4 years ago

      That was fun

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      Charlieee LM 

      5 years ago

      LOL! Thanks for that ;) !!

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      Torrs13 

      5 years ago

      That was lots of fun! I have totally asked where my phone was while I've been talking on it

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      anonymous 

      5 years ago

      OMG, totally hilarious! Thanks! I'm a little concerned with my answers to the "Have you Ever" LOL

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      PearlsForever 

      5 years ago

      Great Lens. Love to find a humorous lens between all serious stuff.

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      gannoncannon 

      5 years ago

      haha well that was not only fun but got lots of pionts

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      SusanAston 

      5 years ago

      A little light relief - thank you. I don't have any "Likes" left today otherwise I would have Liked

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      steadytracker lm 

      5 years ago

      Haha... I liked this lens

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      mamabrat lm 

      5 years ago

      Your lens made me laugh.

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      TealRose 

      5 years ago

      Haha!! Funny

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      Legenden 

      5 years ago

      nice polls

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      cgeertsc 

      5 years ago

      it was fun

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      tammywilliams09 

      5 years ago

      I did laugh when completing the polls. They were fun. Thanks for the lens.

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      mohssine-ait 

      5 years ago

      i did

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      blestman lm 

      5 years ago

      What a fun way to start my work day. Thanks

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      michellequetua 

      5 years ago

      i did!

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      kelvinbierhuizen 

      5 years ago

      i did :)

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      kelvinbierhuizen 

      5 years ago

      i did :)

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      Scott A McCray 

      5 years ago

      Well-played...

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      writerkath 

      5 years ago

      Cute!

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      Jenny Rowling 

      5 years ago from London, UK

      This was so funny :)

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      anonymous 

      5 years ago

      funny

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      JacobEssayUK LM 

      5 years ago

      funny funny!

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      ConvenientCalendar 

      5 years ago

      Great poll!

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      HalloweenRecipes 

      5 years ago

      Your poll questions were fun! Yes, I did earn points.

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      TanoCalvenoa 

      5 years ago

      I survived.

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      kay-smith 

      5 years ago

      double YES

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      lexuscommander 

      5 years ago

      you created a nice lens, i like it

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      wave2codon 

      5 years ago

      Yes for both

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      RuralFloridaLiving 

      5 years ago

      Fun and entertaining!

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      laksmy 

      5 years ago

      Yes for both

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      Helen Phillips Cockrell 

      5 years ago from Virginia

      Very funny!

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      Fox Music 

      5 years ago

      Thanks for sharing this lens "Quiz: Funny Poll Questions"

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      spletni-delavec 

      5 years ago

      Great idea for a lens. Thanks.

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      loopylooh 

      5 years ago

      It was a laugh

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      myspace9 

      5 years ago

      Enjoyed a lot, interesting

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      mecheshier 

      5 years ago

      Great poll. Love your questions.

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      SarahJoules 

      5 years ago

      haha that was fun

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      2wice 

      5 years ago from Maine, USA

      Thank you for creating this lens, I needed a laugh today.

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      Churchill47 

      5 years ago

      Nice lens- some funny questions :)

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      anonymous 

      5 years ago

      Good questions.

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      Smashbooks LM 

      5 years ago

      Thanks for the giggles!

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      anonymous 

      5 years ago

      That was a lot of fun, thanks!

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      Peggy Hazelwood 

      6 years ago from Desert Southwest, U.S.A.

      Fun. I was talking to my sister recently while on a walk. I had put my phone in my pocket. I reached in and noticed it wasn't there and told her I'd lost my phone. DOH.

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      BelleBanks 

      6 years ago

      Fun poll :)

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      Crystal Booth 

      6 years ago from Wellston, Ok

      Thanks for the laughs and the points!

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      khatha0808 

      6 years ago

      fun lens. Thanks

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      EpicFarms 

      6 years ago

      It's SO nice to know you're not alone - loved Part 2 :o)

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      Cara 

      6 years ago

      I'm glad I'm not the only person who thinks in certain ways. Great lens.

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      anonymous 

      6 years ago

      great fun! Thanks!

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      mufasa003 

      6 years ago

      I had fun

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      JasonWxM LM 

      6 years ago

      again a great poll :)!

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      siobhanryan 

      6 years ago

      Good craic-Angel Blessed

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      Nightlife-Author 

      6 years ago

      fun is the name of the lens. he he he

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      VspaBotanicals 

      6 years ago

      I certainly did, thank you.

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      BlackSunflowerB 

      6 years ago

      Great lens for points!

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      ae dc 

      6 years ago

      hahaha, i enjoyed your polls, and i earned points! thank you!!

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      Aster56 

      6 years ago

      It was Fun.

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      Melissa Miotke 

      6 years ago from Arizona

      This was fun, thank you!

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      CanvasArtPrint LM 

      6 years ago

      The quiz was good, the youtube video great! :D

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      Truthmusica 

      6 years ago

      Tanx

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      BlackSunflowerB 

      6 years ago

      I earned lots of points

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      Jennypinto 

      6 years ago

      @ahrendi: I really would like to take participate such quiz and yes I enjoyed it.But I more looking for informative quiz related to health care.

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      Normyo Yonormyo 

      6 years ago

      Thanks for creating this funny lens, it made me laugh.

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      ahrendi 

      6 years ago

      Funny polls, i was smiling until the end. Thanks.

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      anonymous 

      6 years ago

      Thank you for this fun quiz, appreciated!

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      ahlaj77 

      6 years ago

      Thanks for the boost in my mood! :)

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