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Quiz: Funny Poll Questions

Updated on September 25, 2014

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Quiz - 15 Funny Poll Questions

Are you looking to level up, or just have a good laugh? I had a blast compiling this list of funny poll questions. There are no right or wrong answers. You just add your 2 cents and collect some Squid points at the same time. Are you ready to laugh? Are you ready to earn points? Did you bring your funny bone?

#1 - Funny Poll Questions

Why is it that doctors and lawyers call what they do practice?

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#2 - Funny Poll Questions

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the 5th one enjoys it?

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#3 - Funny Poll Questions

Since hens lay eggs, why isn't there an Easter chicken?

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#4 - Funny Poll Questions

Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?

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#5 - Funny Poll Questions

Why aren't there B batteries

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#6 - Funny Poll Questions

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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#7 - Funny Poll Questions

Why can't women apply mascara with their mouths closed?

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#8 - Funny Poll Questions

Why do you wear a pair of pants, a pair of shoes, a pair of glasses, but a bra is just a bra and a shirt is just a shirt?

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Did The Questions Make You Laugh?

Did you laugh?

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Did You Truly Read the Questions?

Did you read the questions? (Be honest.)

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Have You Ever?!

Part 2, the "Have You Ever" series.

Have You Ever? - #1

Have you ever had someone call you and ask for your phone number?

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Have You Ever - #2

Have you ever looked for something that you had in your hand?

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Have You Ever - #3

Pushed when the door said pull?

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Have You Ever - #4

Have you ever been talking at length on the phone and realized there was nobody on the other end?

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Did you enjoy the quiz? Did you earn points?

Did You Enjoy the Quiz?

Did you enjoy the quiz?

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Last, but not least, here are some videos with clean humor and bloopers to brighten your day.

Funny Television Bloopers

Funny TV bloopers from the local news and weather and several of your favorite game shows.

Funny Home Videos

These are funny home videos that border on dangerously painful.

Funny Sports Bloopers

Lots of sports oops with plenty of tennis and ping pong antics.

TV Bloopers

More news, weather and game show bloopers. The political commentary at the end is by far my favorite. Beam me up Scotty!

Babble and Ramble On About These Funny Poll Questions - How did you do?

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      andreaberrios lm 6 years ago

      Nice poll!

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      sujaysen 6 years ago

      Very nice and interesting questions I have enjoyed.

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      Had Fun!

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      akumar46 lm 6 years ago

      Really funny poll.I enjoyed it.thanks.

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      heehaw lm 6 years ago

      yes i enjoy it, and of course earn some extra points.

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      sujaysen 6 years ago

      Its great.

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      littlezotz 6 years ago

      Demetri Martin does a cute joke about B Batteries. You should check it out if you haven't already. :)

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      ACatLady 6 years ago

      that was cute; thnx 4 the points!

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      gravityx9 6 years ago

      Fun. Polls to kiill extra time

      In the waiting room!

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      thegogreenpeople 6 years ago

      very fun/funny polls! I sure had a laugh, keep up the great work! :)

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      elyria 6 years ago

      This was fun!

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      bkarsono 6 years ago

      Cool lens. Thanks.

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      AbhinavB LM 6 years ago

      Like it

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      KANEsUgAr 6 years ago


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      madrunner 6 years ago

      cool lens, thanks for sharing

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      Tolovaj Publishing House 6 years ago from Ljubljana

      Funny, like it a lot:)

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      Cool lens, thank you!

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      pimbels lm 6 years ago

      Great fun, thank you.

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      Cynthia Sylvestermouse 6 years ago from United States

      These were fun little quizzes. I kinda like that there is no right answer :)

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      surfin4dough lm 6 years ago

      I love little lenses like this. Lots of fun to take.

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      jasminesphotogr 6 years ago

      Made me laugh, thanks. :)

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      Dianna206 5 years ago

      That was cute. Loved the video at the end!

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      Strangelet 5 years ago

      haha it was fun, thanks!

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      shaleigh 5 years ago

      nice break and fun, thank you :)

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      taliasmith23 5 years ago

      fun, thanks!

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      funny as hell :D

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      That was pretty fun, thanks!

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      so much fun with this...thanks

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      pramodbisht 5 years ago

      Nice and fun poll, thanks for sharing

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      Jessi 5 years ago from United States

      Nice lens and fun polls. :)

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      NoobWriter LM 5 years ago

      very good

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      HowtoStopJOINTP 5 years ago

      wow. great

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      CarolineS01 5 years ago

      very nice polls.. cheers!

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      AngelDey 5 years ago

      This was funny. Thanks. I created my own funny quiz to amuse my son: Are you a superhero? He got a few laughs out of it. I hope you'll stop by and get a few laughs too.

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      DLeighAlexander 5 years ago

      Fun poll :) Thanks!

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      AdeleW 5 years ago

      Loved the quiz and got a few more extra points - cheers!

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      Tracy Gibb 5 years ago

      Funny poll!

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      Steve Jones 5 years ago from Birmingham UK

      Excellent and amusing poll

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      goo2eyes lm 5 years ago

      really having fun of my life

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      goo2eyes lm 5 years ago

      can't stop laughing now

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      Anime-e 5 years ago

      Loved the polls thank you!

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      paydayadvanceuk 5 years ago

      This is an awesome lens!.. Thanks for sharing..:)

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      yayas 5 years ago

      I sure hope I won't be graded on the curve 'cause the last curve I drove on had pot holes.

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      SaintFrantic 5 years ago

      Thank you for the great lens.

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      Anthony Godinho 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      LOL, ingenious and hilarious...enjoyed a nice laugh...keep smiling and stay blessed! :)

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      JoyfulReviewer 5 years ago

      Thanks for the funny poll questions ... nice job.

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      This was really funny I enjoyed it! =D

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      Toyotaexpierence 5 years ago

      I farted and I know that it's because I'm poll intolerant

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      robertsugar lm 5 years ago

      I did.

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      hydroelectricenergy 5 years ago

      Yes I did

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      boomerex 5 years ago

      I certainly did!

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      bechand 5 years ago

      twas fun

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      Angela F 5 years ago from Seattle, WA

      silly fun - thanks for the grins :)

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      SimpleSocialSolution 5 years ago

      Great lens really fun!!

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      Seker22 5 years ago

      I did perfectly! I know how it really is! Hah!

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      EvelynIrene 5 years ago

      That was an enjoyable lens! Truly hilarious.

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      these were fun, thank you!

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      funny......... thanks

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      Inkhand 5 years ago

      Hilarious lens.

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      Funny stuff, nice lens.

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      Lindrus 5 years ago

      Loved it! And got some points as well, thanks!

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      Traceeshobbies 5 years ago

      I think you took my mind off my problems for awhile. Thank you!

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      tebor79 5 years ago

      the best polls I've found by far. funny

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      hirephp lm 5 years ago

      nice quiz lens

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      manicnymph 5 years ago

      Fun lens! Thanks!

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      Country Sunshine 5 years ago from Texas

      Boy, do I ever! Great fun!

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      MelonyVaughan 5 years ago

      Great lens. Enjoyable and silly - a perfect combo!

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      StrawberrySteve 5 years ago

      This lens is a great example of how to make something fun and popular! Great job! :)

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      Mary 5 years ago from Midwest

      Nice lens.

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      online-punch-clock 5 years ago

      nice lens especially 'have you ever'..really like it......-:)

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      exotickitten731 5 years ago

      gd job mr/mrs/ms humor

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      Ladyeaglefeather 5 years ago

      Cool len

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      KKBOOKSTORE 5 years ago

      nice page and good polls

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      bofirebear 5 years ago

      This was a fun set of polls.

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      MillBucks 5 years ago

      I really enjoyed these polls!

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      WilliamPower 5 years ago

      So, so!

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      yes, great quiz!

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      lesliesinclair 5 years ago

      I did laugh out loud this time

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      pelagic 5 years ago

      Improved by the second section.

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      RanaSatendra 5 years ago

      it was fun. . nice lens

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      Tamara Kajari 5 years ago from Zagreb, Croatia, Europe

      A lot of fun and crazy answers :)

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      Funny_Beekeeper 5 years ago

      These are some great polls, I really enjoyed in them! Keep up the good work ;)


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      tjmaj1959 5 years ago

      nice lens thanks for a laugh

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      EDawg408 LM 5 years ago

      Earned points and had a good laugh! Thanks for this!

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      squid-pinkchic18 5 years ago

      Fun lens! I enjoyed this!

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      PennyHowe 5 years ago

      Thanks for the fun and lightness. Your questions put a big smile on my face.

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      JJNW 5 years ago from USA

      I aced it, of course! lol

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      wheresthekarma 5 years ago

      Will add this to my "Collection of Squidoo Polls" lens :)

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      luniarose 5 years ago

      It was fun.

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      luniarose 5 years ago

      It was fun.

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      smsr0100451 5 years ago

      Video is more funny..

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      Thanks for the smiles!

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      2 minutes well spent!

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      ravijay 5 years ago

      yes .. Thanks! =)

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      lclchors 5 years ago

      fun poles

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      This Lens is Quite Enjoyable!!! Is the an "I Love it" Button!!! ;)

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      glutenallergy 5 years ago

      Thanks for the fun polls :)

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      Sher Ritchie 5 years ago

      Thanks for giving me a smile - these are fun!

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      Spiderlily321 5 years ago

      This made me laugh. Yes I enjoyed it and earning the points was great too. Thank you

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      DecoratingMom411 5 years ago

      It's good to pause and have a little laugh once in a while. Thanks for this fun poll.

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      ahlaj77 5 years ago

      Thanks for the boost in my mood! :)

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      Thank you for this fun quiz, appreciated!

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      ahrendi 5 years ago

      Funny polls, i was smiling until the end. Thanks.

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      Normyo Yonormyo 4 years ago

      Thanks for creating this funny lens, it made me laugh.

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      Jennypinto 4 years ago

      @ahrendi: I really would like to take participate such quiz and yes I enjoyed it.But I more looking for informative quiz related to health care.

      generic lyrica

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      BlackSunflowerB 4 years ago

      I earned lots of points

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      CanvasArtPrint LM 4 years ago

      The quiz was good, the youtube video great! :D

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      Melissa Miotke 4 years ago from Arizona

      This was fun, thank you!

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      Aster56 4 years ago

      It was Fun.

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      ae dc 4 years ago

      hahaha, i enjoyed your polls, and i earned points! thank you!!

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      BlackSunflowerB 4 years ago

      Great lens for points!

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      VspaBotanicals 4 years ago

      I certainly did, thank you.

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      Nightlife-Author 4 years ago

      fun is the name of the lens. he he he

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      siobhanryan 4 years ago

      Good craic-Angel Blessed

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      JasonWxM LM 4 years ago

      again a great poll :)!

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      mufasa003 4 years ago

      I had fun

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      great fun! Thanks!

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      Cara 4 years ago

      I'm glad I'm not the only person who thinks in certain ways. Great lens.

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      EpicFarms 4 years ago

      It's SO nice to know you're not alone - loved Part 2 :o)

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      khatha0808 4 years ago

      fun lens. Thanks

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      Crystal Booth 4 years ago from Stroud, OK

      Thanks for the laughs and the points!

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      BelleBanks 4 years ago

      Fun poll :)

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      Peggy Hazelwood 4 years ago from Desert Southwest, U.S.A.

      Fun. I was talking to my sister recently while on a walk. I had put my phone in my pocket. I reached in and noticed it wasn't there and told her I'd lost my phone. DOH.

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      That was a lot of fun, thanks!

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      Smashbooks LM 4 years ago

      Thanks for the giggles!

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      Good questions.

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      Churchill47 4 years ago

      Nice lens- some funny questions :)

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      2wice 4 years ago from Maine, USA

      Thank you for creating this lens, I needed a laugh today.

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      SarahJoules 4 years ago

      haha that was fun

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      mecheshier 4 years ago

      Great poll. Love your questions.

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      myspace9 4 years ago

      Enjoyed a lot, interesting

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      loopylooh 4 years ago

      It was a laugh

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      spletni-delavec 4 years ago

      Great idea for a lens. Thanks.

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      Fox Music 4 years ago

      Thanks for sharing this lens "Quiz: Funny Poll Questions"

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      Helen Phillips Cockrell 4 years ago from Virginia

      Very funny!

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      laksmy 4 years ago

      Yes for both

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      RuralFloridaLiving 4 years ago

      Fun and entertaining!

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      wave2codon 4 years ago

      Yes for both

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      lexuscommander 4 years ago

      you created a nice lens, i like it

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      kay-smith 4 years ago

      double YES

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      TanoCalvenoa 4 years ago

      I survived.

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      HalloweenRecipes 4 years ago

      Your poll questions were fun! Yes, I did earn points.

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      ConvenientCalendar 4 years ago

      Great poll!

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      JacobEssayUK LM 4 years ago

      funny funny!

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      Jenny Rowling 4 years ago from London, UK

      This was so funny :)

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      kelvinbierhuizen 4 years ago

      i did :)

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      kelvinbierhuizen 4 years ago

      i did :)

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      michellequetua 4 years ago

      i did!

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      blestman lm 4 years ago

      What a fun way to start my work day. Thanks

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      mohssine-ait 4 years ago

      i did

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      tammywilliams09 3 years ago

      I did laugh when completing the polls. They were fun. Thanks for the lens.

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      cgeertsc 3 years ago

      it was fun

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      Legenden 3 years ago

      nice polls

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      TealRose 3 years ago

      Haha!! Funny

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      mamabrat lm 3 years ago

      Your lens made me laugh.

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      steadytracker lm 3 years ago

      Haha... I liked this lens

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      SusanAston 3 years ago

      A little light relief - thank you. I don't have any "Likes" left today otherwise I would have Liked

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      gannoncannon 3 years ago

      haha well that was not only fun but got lots of pionts

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      PearlsForever 3 years ago

      Great Lens. Love to find a humorous lens between all serious stuff.

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      anonymous 3 years ago

      OMG, totally hilarious! Thanks! I'm a little concerned with my answers to the "Have you Ever" LOL

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      Torrs13 3 years ago

      That was lots of fun! I have totally asked where my phone was while I've been talking on it

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      Charlieee LM 3 years ago

      LOL! Thanks for that ;) !!

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      ImDria 3 years ago

      That was fun

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      yomikelaw 3 years ago

      Love it!!

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      gamefreak321 3 years ago

      great :)

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      immeokay 3 years ago

      This is so fun!!!

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      kju385 3 years ago

      Seriously funny, well done :)

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      Hitman_4761 3 years ago

      I want more quiz

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      Cindy Fahnestock-Schafer 3 years ago from Hedgesville, WV

      thanks needed the points and now i am wondering why there are no b batteries!

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      TTDart 3 years ago

      Was actually pretty funny xD

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      anonymous 3 years ago

      Never much thought about the B batteries until now.....hmmm.

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      Lynn Klobuchar 3 years ago from Minneapolis, Minnesota

      Yes and yes

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      Value Apartments 3 years ago from London

      Great Lens, These are funny, I enjoyed taking them :)

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      joinyobsn 3 years ago

      LOL well done and was quite funny!

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      hajjumrahuk 3 years ago

      Great fun! thanks for sharing

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      M. Victor Kilgore 3 years ago

      fun, fun...and yep I earned a few points

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      ssphia 3 years ago

      Great lens! Very funny!

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      M. Victor Kilgore 3 years ago

      fun thanks

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      HandyHelper 3 years ago

      Yes. Loads.

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      Gloria Freeman 3 years ago from Alabama USA

      Hi great lens, it was fun thanks for the points.

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      adarlie 3 years ago

      yes and yes.

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      dmhonz 3 years ago

      Good lens I smile to the question Do you looked something that in your hands.

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      Scindhia 3 years ago from Chennai

      ha ha.. very funny!

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      weddingplz lm 3 years ago

      nice very funny lens

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      OriSnori 3 years ago

      Thanks for the easy point boost.

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      OriSnori 3 years ago

      So who's idea was this, anyway?

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      Digory LM 3 years ago

      Well done. Thanks for the laughs (and the points).

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      suchera 3 years ago

      Thank you for your great work. I love it :)

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      idkddjdjsii 3 years ago


      : )

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      Niktravelfit 3 years ago

      Funny lens - good job!

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      SamanthaHaupt 2 years ago

      Great lens!

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      Niktravelfit 2 years ago

      Nice one, thanks for sharing.

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      Nelly van der Werff 2 years ago from The Netherlands

      yes, very much. And why is their no easter chicken? There should be one.

      And these polls not only made me smile, but also helped me get a new trophy! So, thank you so much!

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      Cherese George 5 weeks ago from Trinidad and Tobago

      Good fun.

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