Redneck 101 - How to LOOK like a REDNECK!
Show your Redneck Pride - or just pretend to!
If you want to dress up as a REDNECK for Halloween, or are looking for Christmas gifts for rednecks, have we got the stuff for you!
Here you'll find fake bellies, funny rotten redneck teeth, as well as funny Redneck Hillbilly sayings and the confederate rebel flag slapped on all sorts of things to help you show your Southern Pride from head to toe!
Hats, Tees & Tanks, Keds Kicks, BEER magnets, mugs and coasters, keychains.... all created FOR rednecks, BY rednecks so you end up with that gen-u-wine authentic look of redneck trailer trash and backwoods hicks and hillbillies.
Hell Yeah! That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
(image is my own from zazzle.com/redneckhillbillies store)
Rednecks in the House
Are YOU a REDNECK?
Ya gotta get that authentic redneck hairdo - (bring on the mullets, baby!)
First of all, you'll need a mullet if you're a man.
Not just a maybe mullet - it has to be the full blown redneck holy smokers kind of mullet. Ladies man hair!
If you're of the female persuasion, a frizzy teased out, tangled mess is the look you should be going for. Don't be shy about it either: small, ditch dwelling rodent creatures should get lost in there somewhere.
If you don't have the hair to pull it off, try one of these mullet wigs on for size.
Slap a Redneck Hat on yer noggin'!
Your hair is probably a mess, with or without one of those crazy mullet wigs. So you'll want to cover up some of your redneck hairdo. Here we have a purty selection of embroidered hats for the fancy schmancy rednecks, and some retro trucker style hats.
Both types are available in various colors and designs
Baby Bumps and Beer Bellies
Whether you're a man or a woman, you should have a big ol' belly going on. Ladies will be pregnant again with yet another kidlet from yet another father, and the fellers will be growing a belly full of beer. If you don't have a real belly, try one of these on for size.
Funny Redneck T-Shirts for Adults
for Southern Bubbas and Redneck Women
Now that you have your head taken care of, we'll move on down south a little ways to the midsection. First up is a shirt of some kind. Not just any shirt, you need a shirt that screams redneck!
Guys are usually seen in a "wifebeater" described as being a white, stained tank top with sweat stains and healthy beer belly sticking out for summertime. A general purpose tee with a loud and proud, sorta tacky graphic on it with a rednecky feel to it works too. Something like one of these will do the trick. Now that's hawt!
Short or long sleeved Beer T-shirts, with a ratty, greasy lumber jacket is more suitable for cold weather, although if you've had some 'shine you won't notice the cold anyhow. Whatever you throw on when you wake up in the evening, splatter a little dab of barbecue sauce on there for good measure. Hooo-EEE!
For Ladies, a poorly fitting tube top that barely keeps the "girls" contained is a staple for the summer wardrobe. If you choose to wear a bra, make sure the straps are gaudy and show at all times. For the cooler months or special occasions when most folks would feel that a tubetop is not appropriate, you'll have to cover up a little. Try a tight fitting or short midriff-showing number, but make sure it features a large, rude, in your face style hoochie mamma saying on it. Work it, honey!
If none of those options appeal to you, then you can throw on one of these beauties. Show your southern heritage and redneck pride, while restraining those WO!manly charms. Anything labelled Redneck Woman, Redneck Girl, or even Rebel Chick will do the trick.
Click on any shirt to choose a style, size and color. Hoodies, T-shirts, tank tops, sweaters... you name it!
Southerners of both sexes like their fried green tomatoes and chicken fer sure... but they also like ribs. Pork ribs, beef ribs... it don't matter what as long as it's slathered in sauce and served up with generous amounts of beer. Here are some funny meat eater shirts for hungry rednecks.
Redneck Choppers - (nice tooth ya got there!)
The redneck stereotype includes showin off some really bad teeth.
Missing a few? No problem you'll fit right in.
Stained from chewing tobacco and homemade wine? Even better!
A large space between huge buck front teeth would be ideal. If you value dental care and have a nice set of teeth, no worries! You can wear some of these funny redneck teeth and get the look - temporarily!
Did someone say BEER?
Where there is food, there is usually drink. Sometimes there's even drink without the food around these parts, but we aint judgin' y'all!
Beer is the beverage of choice, but if you're thirsty just about anything will do. Homemade moonshine or hooch wine you made in the basement works well for the thrifty rednecks. Cheap whiskey or any strong liquor does the job much quicker if you're looking for a buzz, although it should come with a warning label. That stuff could peel the paint off that muscle car you've got sitting on blocks in the front yard!
We'll stick with beer n' wine
Liquid sunshine. Nectar of the gods. Lovely, beautiful beer and divine wine
If you're dressing up as a redneck for halloween, make sure you have at least one (pretend) beer on the go. Maybe a pack of chew in your front pocket. Dribble some spittle and brew on your chin and wipe it off with your t-shirt!
Even More Redneck Goodies
Redneck Hillbilly Shirts for Kids
Redneck Kids and Redneck Baby Tees and Sleepers
You'll need a gaggle of these l'il redneck buggers running around to be an authentic redneck. Make sure they are a little bit grubby and appear to be the offspring of cousins or at least from different fathers.
If you don't have your own redikins, kidlets or chitlins, (aka KIDS) maybe there's a new baby in the trailer park! Celebrate his or her redneckhood with one of these T-shirts designed for the smallest little rebel bubbas and redneck girls!
Redneck Baby Soothers - well I'll be darned!
Your little 'un can show of their proud rebel redneck southern heritage too with a big ol' flag.
Or give the rugrats some big ol billybob teeth too. Even if they're still gummin their food like grandma, these funny pacifiers will help them fit right in with the rest of the dentally challenged family.
Every redneck has a few old dogs under the front porch. They are very effective doorbells, and great friends to have along with you on those beer runs and huntin' trips!
Redneck dogs oughtta have some big old buckteeth too!
Driving through the backwoods Redneck Style!
Once you've got the hairdo and wardrobe issues sorted, you'll need something to get around in.
Rednecks are usually seen bootin' around town in a muddy 4x4 truck, a muscle car from the 70's that needs some serious work, or a rusted out truck held together with duct tape. Even better if you are flying the confederate flag, known around the world as the symbol for rednecks.
Funny Redneck Bumper Stickers
Dress up that redneck rocket with a bumper sticker to match your style!
Visit our Redneck Bumper Stickers lens for more!
Keepin' it together!
Occasionally, our redneck rides need a little love to keep 'em on the road safely. Here's an example of a very effective tailgate fix.
Redneck License Plate
If you don't have a big muddy 4x4, or a busted up truck that's tied or taped together... you can always mount a flag on your vehicle somewhere instead.
Fly the Flag
Redneck Flags - Show your southern heritage and Redneck Pride
It's not REALLY called, the redneck flag, but the battle flag of the Confederate Army has become the symbol representing southerners and redneck folks.
Redneck Bling, Trinklets & Why Not?s !
'cause ya knows ya need sum!
Gotcherself a redneck ride? Stick this on the keys!
Redneck Hillbilly Party Invitations!
Havin' a redneck party?.
Invite Betty Lou Thelma Liz and Bubba Joe to the trailer for a whole lotta celebratin' with one of these beee-U-tiful invites that you can customize however your little rebel heart desires!
Your Big Rednecky Wedding!
And if y'all are gonna git hitched cuz ya knocked up the little lady, here are a couple southern style weddin' invites and save the date announcements splashed with a whole lotta redneck flavor. mmmmm good!
Redneck - High Tech!
Confederate Rebel Flag Skins!
Just what the trailer park ordered! Here are some brand spankin' new cases for that fancy schmancy phone ya gots.
It ain't right to have the same old, same old... ya know? If you want to dress up your talking thingamajig with the red white and blue colors of the flag which has become THE symbol for rednecks all over, choose one of these beauties! Even better, any of them can be changed to add your own initials! (Of course, if ya wanna keep it with the RHB for Redneck Hillbillies we're ok with that too, but people might wonder.)
Redneck Technology (teck-naw-lah-jee) It's a big word, no worries if you can't read it, y'all.
...and if ya gots the hankerin to listen to some good ol' country tunes with your new fangdangled ipod, here are some redneck portable speakers for yas with a redneck design.
Redneck Out at the Office
Bring a little redneckitude into your office!
THE Redneck Hillbillies on Youtube! - No artificial colors or flavors, and no substitutions
A fine bunch o' rednecks (us) doin' all kinds of redneckery like fishin', boatin', gardenin' tinkerin', ridin'... and a whole lotta other sorts of redneckin' in hillbilly style. We're Hicks in the Sticks, country bumpkins in the backwoods... otherwise known as THE redneck hillbillies.
This is our most popular video, check out our channel page for more. http://www.youtube.com/user/redneckhillbillies
Meet our mascots, Red and Blue
Our two furry cheerleaders would like to thank you for stopping by our lens.
(You'll have to excuse Blue's muddy feet, she was busy digging for squeakers out back.)
If you enjoyed your time with us, they'd sure appreciate a pat on the back with a thumbs up, or a kind word on our guestbook.
Dog biscuits are optional.