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Finding the perfect job
The path to finding a perfect job is long and hard. What may seem a perfect job for one could be less than desirable for another.This is a tongue-in-cheek lens about finding the perfect job after many years of job-hopping. A friend e-mailed me this "punny" joke about the perfect job which I enjoyed a lot and I decided to add Flickr photos and make a fun lens out of it. This is all in jest and not to be taken seriously. Let's have some fun.
How I found the perfect job.
1. My first job was in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack. Couldn't hack it. They gave me the axe.
3. I tried being a tailor, but wasn't suited for it. Anyway it was just a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.
5. I tried being a chef, to add a little spice to my life, but didn't have the thyme.
6. I attempted to work in a deli, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was as a musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a doctor, but didn't have any patience.
9. I tried to be a model in a clothing store, but they said I wasn't suited for the job.
10. I became a fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
11. Got a job in pool maintenance, but the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
13. I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My next job was working in Starbucks, but quit because it was the same old grind.
15. I also tried working for a footwear company but they gave me the boot.
16. My next job was in a bakery but I didn't make enough dough.
I was a jack-of-all-trades
Master of none
17. I used to be a carpenter, but I found the job too boring.
18. I worked weekends as a beekeeper until they told me to buzz off.
19. I was an amateur wrestler for a while, until I lost my grip.
20. My job as a horticulturist eventually went to pot.
21. Then I worked in a blanket factory, but it folded up.
22. After working 24 hours straight in a watch factory, I decided to call it a day.
23. I worked at a candle factory until the business tapered off after the holidays.
24. I was a construction worker for a while until I fell into the cement and made a bad impression.
25. I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND I AM PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
T'is so true...
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