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Funny Sarcastic Quotes

Updated on May 22, 2012

Top 100 list of the best sarcasms

Enjoy a collection of funny quotes like for example "Stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go" or the more discreet but still insulting ones like ~ the fact that no one understands you .... doesn't mean you're an artist...!!! or the more light hearted ones like don't Take Life too seriously. It Isn't permanent...

LOL

From QDB.com

[Oni] I'm just about out of black ink

[Krypton] printer?

[Oni] No, the type I disperse to run from predators.

Insults & Comebacks For All Occasions

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Subversive Cross Stitch
Subversive Cross Stitch

A sarcastic cross stitch guide.What's so amusing? Stitching "bitch in the kitchen" one cross at a time ..

 
The Book of Poisonous Quotes
The Book of Poisonous Quotes

The front cover of the book explains everything ... "Suppose you were an idiot, suppose you are the member of the congress, but I repeat myself"

 
The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

Sardonic humor defined. ACQUAINTANCE, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. A degree of friendship called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.

 

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    • jj350z profile image

      jj350z 

      5 years ago

      Haha! Really Sacarstic. Very nice. Thumbs up. :)

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      imagelist lm 

      5 years ago

      Wooowwww..great lens...

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      AnonBlogger 

      5 years ago

      Epic!

    • Steve Dizmon profile image

      Steve Dizmon 

      6 years ago from Nashville, TN

      Very, very good. Although a difficult choice I think my favorite is, "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot". That may even be a Philosophy.

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      jdwheeler 

      6 years ago

      Nice wits!

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      TrevorLedford 

      6 years ago

      I love these. I'd like to start a collection of these Tshirts.

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      goo2eyes lm 

      6 years ago

      really funny. i love the perfume joke. some people bathe in their perfumes that i have to sneeze a lot.

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      purpleclouds 

      6 years ago

      great lens:)

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      Miha Gasper 

      6 years ago from Ljubljana, Slovenia, EU

      Perfect start of a slow morning... Thanks!

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      RodLambert 

      6 years ago

      ROFL. Thanks for creating this.

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      redleafloans 

      6 years ago

      Hahaha.. I love this "Don't blame yourself. Let me do it."... Haha.. Awesome lens!

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      Beadsnresin 

      6 years ago

      ROFL! love this lens! :D

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      JoshK47 

      6 years ago

      Sarcasm is one of my favorite methods of communication. Great lens. :)

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      orpaz191 

      6 years ago

      Awesome t-shirts! loved the first one.

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      moonlitta 

      6 years ago

      "Make it idiot-proof"... and someone will make a better idiot, it's something I've seen in action and can personally guarantee it works! blessed*"*"*

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      Shivani09 LM 

      6 years ago

      haha awesome lens!!

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      TheBestGadgets 

      6 years ago

      great t-shirts

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      adamfrench 

      6 years ago

      Thumbs up, great lens

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      NevermoreShirts 

      6 years ago

      Gotta love sarcasm... definitely one of my favorites. ;)

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      anonymous 

      6 years ago

      Nice, liked reading alot of these! If you like browsing lens, mine has a great educational topic with poll questions for my readers to do.

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      anonymous 

      7 years ago

      Lovely selections and nice quotes!

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      anaamhussain 

      7 years ago

      Funny lens :)

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      WorldVisionary 

      7 years ago

      Nice choices - it was a fun lens!

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      bikerchickie 

      7 years ago

      Excellent stuff, thanks for sharing!

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      unimatrix02 

      7 years ago

      Hehehe. Very nice. Good job!

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      Beepopalula 

      7 years ago

      Hahaha !!!! Love your lens XD

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      Rhonda Albom 

      7 years ago from New Zealand

      Funny collection. Thanks for pulling it all together.

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      Wedding Mom 

      7 years ago

      These jokes are very hilarious! they sure knows how to lighten up a situation but still throwing some jabs. Love reading your lens. Great work!

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      VANILLAREY LM 

      7 years ago

      Some are funny, some are sarcastic but most of them are clever. Enjoyed reading them.

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      FrankChapman LM 

      7 years ago

      My support group told me to "Go To Hell". That for you because I love your lens.

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      bames24 lm 

      7 years ago

      i just love your quotes.... :) funny and sarcastic...

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      wecomparebooks 

      7 years ago

      You posted really an imaginative & innovative post. People of all age will enjoy this post. thanks a lot for sharing this to all.

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      nekoneko 

      7 years ago

      @Heather426: thaknks heather

    • nekoneko profile imageAUTHOR

      nekoneko 

      7 years ago

      @JulietJohnson: thanks mwah!!!

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      JulietJohnson 

      7 years ago

      This has to be the most imaginative, fun way to do a fashion lens! Thank you so much for the chuckles! I put it into a posterous feed of mine on a really dry topic to cheer everyone up on Monday morning.

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      squid-pinkchic18 

      7 years ago

      lol this is a good collection, nicely done.

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      Obscure_Treasures 

      8 years ago

      Great Lens! So glad I found you! Might share some of your info on my Blog too!

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      Heather Burns 

      8 years ago from Wexford, Ireland

      Really love this lens. Blessed by a squid angel.

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      cheesydude 

      9 years ago

      haaha those were hilarious i was really laughing hard for some minutes

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      Andy-Po 

      9 years ago

      Very funny

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      papawu 

      9 years ago

      Really funny stuff. I got a real kick out of more than a few of them. Lensrolling to my INSULTS 101 lens.

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      Frankie Kangas 

      9 years ago from California

      Love the humor! Thanks for making my laugh this morning. Bear hugs, Frankster aka Bearmeister

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      utradesports lm 

      9 years ago

      Fun lens. I enjoyed it. 5/5*

    • nekoneko profile imageAUTHOR

      nekoneko 

      9 years ago

      [in reply to ElizabethJeanAllen] you're very welcome.. no one rate it thou..

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      ElizabethJeanAl 

      9 years ago

      Entertaining

      Thanks for sharing

      Lizzy

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      emilyava 

      9 years ago

      Funny t-shirts are good. Excellent quotes on t-shirts.

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