Southern Quotes and Redneck Sayings
It's fun living in the south!
To me, there's nothing funnier than listening to southern folk talk. It never fails. During every conversation, they're bound to come out with a southern quote or a redneck saying that makes me roll with laughter.
In my case, I'm blessed with a southern husband. But for those of you not so lucky, I've gathered my favorite southern quotes, redneck sayings and even a few redneck pictures and videos.
He's as confused as an orphan child on fathers day.
Pictures of Rednecks
These are hilarious pictures of things that can only be described as "redneck style". I can't decide which is funnier; the working toilet on the front porch or the redneck gingerbread house.
Tight as a frogs butt. And that's waterproof.
Tighter than the bark on a hickory tree.
Redneck 911 Call
I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want to go hunting with this guy!
....like tryin to nail jelly to a tree.
- Redneck water skiing, redneck high-rise, redneck funeral and more hilarious pictures.
- Redneck motorhome, redneck planter, redneck fishing boat and more.
- Redneck car wash, redneck windchime, redneck horseshoes and more!
- Redneck mailbox, redneck baby bottle, redneck space shuttle and more
- Redneck toilet, redneck car air conditioner, redneck yard sale and more
- A rich redneck, redneck water heater, redneck barbecue grill and more
- Redneck cup holder, redneck Christmas Tree, redneck dishwasher and more.
This machine gun grandma has to be redneck!
I can't even imagine my own Grandma shooting a machine gun, much less "Shooting someone in his toodles"!
Cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Redneck Camping Guide
This is your complete guide to camping. It includes everything from how to pick out a camping spot to what you should eat. It even gives examples of camping conversations.
Tougher than a pine knot
Ultimate Redneck Waterskiing
Now this looks like fun!
Over yonder. Down yonder. Up yonder.
For months, I tried, tried, tried to figure out where Yonder was.
This redneck roller-coaster video should come with a big warning label "Don't try this at home".
As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market.
See what you can do with barbecue sauce?
As nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
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These soldiers may be in Afghanistan, but I'm sure they're rednecks at heart!
Does a bear poop in the woods?
Well, you can either do this......or you can just buy a riding lawn mower.
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I hope you enjoyed my southern quotes and funny redneck sayings. I'll add more sayings as I hear them. Do you have any redneck sayings you'd like to share?
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