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Southern Quotes and Redneck Sayings

Updated on May 13, 2015

It's fun living in the south!

To me, there's nothing funnier than listening to southern folk talk. It never fails. During every conversation, they're bound to come out with a southern quote or a redneck saying that makes me roll with laughter.

In my case, I'm blessed with a southern husband. But for those of you not so lucky, I've gathered my favorite southern quotes, redneck sayings and even a few redneck pictures and videos.

He's as confused as an orphan child on fathers day.

Pictures of Rednecks

These are hilarious pictures of things that can only be described as "redneck style". I can't decide which is funnier; the working toilet on the front porch or the redneck gingerbread house.

Tight as a frogs butt. And that's waterproof.

Tighter than the bark on a hickory tree.

Redneck 911 Call

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want to go hunting with this guy!

....like tryin to nail jelly to a tree.

This machine gun grandma has to be redneck!

I can't even imagine my own Grandma shooting a machine gun, much less "Shooting someone in his toodles"!

Cooler than the other side of the pillow.

Redneck Camping Guide

This is your complete guide to camping. It includes everything from how to pick out a camping spot to what you should eat. It even gives examples of camping conversations.

Tougher than a pine knot

Ultimate Redneck Waterskiing

Now this looks like fun!

Over yonder. Down yonder. Up yonder.

For months, I tried, tried, tried to figure out where Yonder was.

Redneck Rollercoaster

This redneck roller-coaster video should come with a big warning label "Don't try this at home".

As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market.

Redneck Art

See what you can do with barbecue sauce?

As nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

RPG Fishing

These soldiers may be in Afghanistan, but I'm sure they're rednecks at heart!

Does a bear poop in the woods?

Redneck Lawnmower

Well, you can either do this......or you can just buy a riding lawn mower.

Southern Women Say It Best!

I hope you enjoyed my southern quotes and funny redneck sayings. I'll add more sayings as I hear them. Do you have any redneck sayings you'd like to share?

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      Donna Cook 3 years ago

      Great lens! Too too funny.

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      Jiveturkey 3 years ago

      Hahaha! Good stuff! If you're ever looking for more material check out www.hickapedia.com, it's like wikipedia for hicks!

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      carolferguson4 3 years ago

      My husband is from Little Rock Arkansas and he comes up with quite a few. One of my favorites is"You look as lost as a ball in high weeds."Crackes me up every time. I love love love love love the great sayings on here! Keep adding to them I'm going to keep checking back for more too funny!!

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      Y'all forgot "Why I arts Box yer ears !!"

      My favorite sayin', I recken !!

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      ColettaTeske 4 years ago

      Thank you. I have the most perfect Southern Gentleman in my life. I can never stop laughing. He comes up with some of the goofiest sayings. Gotta love it!

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      Hey now, red necks are everywhere, not just the south. But yeah, these things are funny.

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      Cynthia Haltom 4 years ago from Diamondhead

      All Y;all are right it is fun living in the south. Especially the DEEP south

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      Aunt-Mollie 4 years ago

      Here's one of my grandfather's favorites:

      "Never ask a man where he is from. If he is from Texas, he will tell you. If not, he'll be embarrassed."

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      DivaChick LM 4 years ago

      Thank for the giggles :-D

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      BigsteveC 4 years ago

      now that's funny - i don't care who y'are

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      Zach Spangler 4 years ago

      I, for some reason, seem to be really enjoying your random lenses..

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      Well I'll be! I must be a redneck!

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      goldenrulecomics 4 years ago

      Fun lens!

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      SecondSally 4 years ago

      I'm from up north, but I love visiting down south for the slower pace and the warm weather.

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      advicegirl lm 4 years ago

      That's pretty funny stuff you have there, being a redneck myself. (Well, not really, I just live near 'em and love 'em) I have to admit, at first I was a little offended by the title, then I realized how true it all was. You should see all the rebel flags hanging from the antenna's of the ford trucks on cinder blocks in their front yards, y'all... lol

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      JoshK47 4 years ago

      Great lens! Blessed by a SquidAngel!

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      10-4 driver

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      MostInteresting 4 years ago

      Funny stuff. Reminds me of my dad, who grew up in rural Missouri but sounds like he came from the Deep South.

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      MelissaRodgz 4 years ago

      I laughed so hard at some of these. Very cute.

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      @anonymous: southern people are awesome i should no

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      we say all the thing. like yall aint and evey thing u can think of by yall

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      Its hotter than two squirrels getting busy in a wool sock in the middle of july

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      RuralFloridaLiving 5 years ago

      Cute! Enjoyed your redneck sayings!

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      Mami Design 5 years ago

      You just made my day! :)

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      I am a southern and I laughed my tail off (Even after I realized I say few of these things then some. My favorite saying though is -

      "well Hang Fire what do ya expect"

      Don't know if that's redneck or if Northern people say it to but I know a lot of folks down here that do.

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      Holley Web 5 years ago

      I am a real live Southern gal.. and I didn't realize how funny some of these were til I looked at it from a Yankees perspective. Sorta makes us sound like we ain't the brightest crayons in the box, but we are a fun bunch ;) Loved the lens!

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      MattKay 5 years ago

      I love this lens. As a Southerner I feel like it's the humorous side of our heritage.

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      Joan4 5 years ago

      Oh I love this! I know all of them folks!! lol :) There ain't nuthin' like the South!

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      It fun learning the cultures of other parts of the globe :)

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      myamya 5 years ago

      Great lens! squidlikes!

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      sheezie77 5 years ago

      Very nice lens! thumbs up

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      Jim Sterling 5 years ago from Franklin, Tennessee

      Hilarious, thank you.

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      Achim Thiemermann 5 years ago from Austin, Texas

      "He's dead - now whud?" You're killing me. I need a fresh box of paper hankies...

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      revenue4u 5 years ago

      Now that's funny. Thanks

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      Rikitikichik 5 years ago

      haha amazing. made my day. every european country has it's own rednecks, but americas south ones are the best :) :P

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      KimGiancaterino 5 years ago

      Very funny! There's nothin' like a little redneck humor to make an American proud.

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      bhavesh lm 5 years ago

      Funny!!

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      Great way to start my day, with a good laugh. Thanks for a very funny lens.

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      Chazz 6 years ago from New York

      Well butter my buns and call me a biscuit! Thanks for the chuckles.

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      Heather Burns 6 years ago from Wexford, Ireland

      Hysterically funny. I have Southern roots and have heard all of these and more. It's a whole other language, for sure.

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      Joan Haines 6 years ago

      I know a lady who never fails to amaze with her southern sayings. These were great.

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      Nancy Carol Brown Hardin 6 years ago from Las Vegas, NV

      I just love this lens. I was born in Kentucky lived in Alabama for a while and I've heard a lot of these "straight from the horses mouth." One I've found myself using is, "I'm busier than a cat covering 'it' up!" What a fun lens this is to read. Thanks for sharing.

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      MountainTops 6 years ago

      Love this site!!! Just waiting to see my Mississippi kin folk on it!! lol

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      Love these quotes :) I needed a laugh tonight.

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      Rhonda Albom 6 years ago from New Zealand

      Funny stuff. Gotta love machine gun granny.

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      BusyQueen 6 years ago

      Oh, ah love yo' lens an' yessuh yo' made me laugh too!

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      GeorgiaHiker 6 years ago

      Very funny lens. I grew up in Georgia and have heard them all. I appreciate the memories.

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      oztoo lm 6 years ago

      Very funny sayings. My husband often says "does a bear crap in the woods" - and he's as Australian as they come. Perhaps he's a redneck too!

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      Othercatt 6 years ago

      @puzzlerpaige: I really did look for Yonder. I thought it was some huge city because everything was there. I got so frustrated when I couldn't find it on the map! When I finally asked someone, I became the but of every joke for 6 months.

      I can't believe I forgot "fixin to do something!" Thanks for reminding me.

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      puzzlerpaige 6 years ago

      You had me at "Redneck". We are from the south, but I haven't heard some of these. I can add, "He's as dumb as a box of rocks" and about a million more. "Yonder" is of course, "over there." Did you really look for it? And if you are "fixin' " to do something = you are about to do it. "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise" = it will happen if nothing else happens to prevent it. These are great!