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The Word of Pilk

Updated on February 9, 2013

Join the Pilk Army!

Spread the transcendent words of Karl Pilkington.

Pilkington is the wonderfully confused radio producer for XFM, who became a celebrity through his work on The Ricky Gervais Podcast. He is now the star of his own TV show on Sky-TV called An Idiot Abroad. This site is a one-stop shop for everything Pilkington related. The overall goal of any Pilkington fan is to spread the word about this round-headed moron, and this collection is no different.

August 2012 -- I will be cataloging some of the best Monkey News segments in Karl's career on this page, check back for updates.

Let your mouth do the talking...

The inane words of Karl Pilkington

"What were those things in Gremlins called?""Do you rule your brain or does your brain rule you?""How would I know which one I was?""I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff."

"A dog has got human eyes."

"Whether it's a potato or a nut it's a foodage."

The Monkey Porn Director

"Really good shots!!"

So, lets see... how to explain? A bunch of scientists gave video cameras to monkeys and one of them was naturally talented with a camera. Karl mentions that when the other monkeys were filming, they were getting their fingers in front of the camera. The doctors decided to put Pascal (the monkey director) onto a project that involved him creating animal copulation videos in order to assist animals who had trouble in the bedroom. Bollocks, all of it.

Monkeys in Space

Karl loves insane stories about monkey "accomplishments" - like driving race cars, performing surgery and of course, going into outer space. Read up on some of Karl's favorite astro-simeon-nauts.


News from the point of view of a monkey

From the fantastically deranged mind of Karl Pilkington... he thinks that the following ACTUALLY happened:

A monkey was a magician's assistant in Morocco.A monkey became a very well-respected chef.A couple adopted a baby monkey thinking it was a human baby. RICKY: "JUST TELL US!!!"KARL: "Another monkey's got married..."A monkey lived on the street with a bunch of homeless people.

The Monkey Railroad

A monkey started working at a railway.

I don't even know what to say.

Get me a cold ashtray stat!!!

Karl Pilkington Remix

What's your favorite Karl-ism?

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