vacation what a bummer
shocked out of my skin
I waited all year for this
I couldn't imagine anything but
Soon all my fun will be over
You have got to be joking?
Who pulled out the rug from under my feet ?
The weatherman said rain every day for a week
Went to the bank and the teller said i 'm sorry sir, but you have no money
My car won't start and i have no time to get it fixed
I must of slept wrong last night i can't move my neck
Work called and i just got laid off
My cats sick i'll have to take him to the vet
The milk went sour and there is no food in the fridge
I called my wife at work she put me on hold...
I'm going back to bed where it's safe
Why?why?did i go on vacation
.The rain is coming thru the ceiling and dripping on my head
This can't be happening to me
It has to be a bad dream
Wake up. silly fool.you fell asleep on the couch
Didn't you hear the doorbell ring?
I'm bringing groceries in
Congratulations work gave you a promotion
Our neighbors watching the cat and he will be just fine
I got the car washed and we are ready to go
Hurry! hurry! vacation is waiting for us
The tickets came by e-mail
I don't know what is going on in your head
If you dont stop this right now
You won't have to worry because i will kill you dead!