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vacation what a bummer

Updated on August 21, 2009

shocked out of my skin

I waited all year for this

I couldn't imagine anything but

Soon all my fun will be over

You have got to be joking?

Who pulled out the rug from under my feet ?

The weatherman said rain every day for a week

Went to the bank and the teller said i 'm sorry sir, but you have no money

My car won't start and i have no time to get it fixed

I must of slept wrong last night i can't move my neck

Work called and i just got laid off

My cats sick i'll have to take him to the vet

The milk went sour and there is no food in the fridge

I called my wife at work she put me on hold...

I'm going back to bed where it's safe

Why?why?did i go on vacation

.The rain is coming thru the ceiling and dripping on my head

This can't be happening to me

It has to be a bad dream

Wake up. silly fool.you fell asleep on the couch

Didn't you hear the doorbell ring?

I'm bringing groceries in

Congratulations work gave you a promotion

Our neighbors watching the cat and he will be just fine

I got the car washed and we are ready to go

Hurry! hurry! vacation is waiting for us

The tickets came by e-mail

I don't know what is going on in your head

If you dont stop this right now

You won't have to worry because i will kill you dead!

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      poetlorraine 7 years ago

      ha ha ha sounds good to me

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      DREAM ON 7 years ago

      I just went on a mini vacation two days away. It was so nice.I went to Vermont just relaxing and peaceful.Hope you also get to take time to just get away and enjoy.Live life for the excitement of living not working.

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      poetlorraine 7 years ago

      hopefully in January

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      DREAM ON 7 years ago

      Where do you like to go on vacation and do what?

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      poetlorraine 7 years ago

      off to florida in April

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      DREAM ON 7 years ago

      A month or so ago didn't you go on vacation then?

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      Miss Take 7 years ago

      booked to see my son in april in florida, went to see my other son in Manchester in january

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      DREAM ON 7 years ago

      life is all about the family.I wish we could have a family holiday where everyone gets paid and you had to show a picture of your family together like it should be.

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      carolina muscle 7 years ago from Charlotte, North Carolina

      The cruise ship I'm booked on in April has got 300 some passengers sick on it this week... can I pick em, or what??? LOL

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      DREAM ON 7 years ago

      Carolina muscle with your luck don't forget to play the lottery.Odds might be in your favor like 1 in 10 million.A good test for your resistance and if you get sick you might get another cruise out of the deal.

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      Dim Flaxenwick 6 years ago from Great Britain

      O l loved this. I´m often so excited the night before travelling, i dream I´ve missed the train , plane or forgotten to pack. !!! Ha Ha! Thanks for reminding me l´m not alone...

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      DREAM ON 6 years ago

      Dim Flaxenwick If it wasn't for my wife I would never travel.She packs everything.She is so organized and has a check list and I am just so happy that I picked the right week off after she told me again and again.Vacation is a nice time to rekax and enjoy.I am just coming back from one.So nice.Back to the old grind again real soon.Thank you so much.

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