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Weird Words Starting With 'K'

Updated on January 12, 2013

Welcome to Weird Words Starting With 'K'

This light-hearted lens is devoted to some wonderful words that have rarely seen the light of day.

Given the fact that the English language has evolved through many centuries and now has more than a million words under its belt, it's not surprising that there are more than a few words that have disappeared over time much like the dinosaur and dodo bird.

Today we are featuring a few harmless if not hilarious wacky words that begin with the the letter 'K'.

The best way to honor these dead, defunct, or destitute words is to place them fittingly into casual conversation, to embellish one's terse text messages, or simply to offer a pleasant alternative to one's daily routine of navel-gazing.

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KEAK

keak vb. to cackle

Suggested use in a sentence:

The Wicked Witch of Whoop-Dee-Doo keaked as she jumped onto her turbo-charged environmentally-friendly broomstock to join the Great Pumpkin for a spot of afternoon tea (spiked with pinches of piffleberries and tidbits of toad thrown in for good measure).

KAKISTROCRACY

kakistocracry n. government by the worst people

Suggested use in a sentence:

All the pundits, preachers, and politicians the world over couldn't wait to find out who would be crowned the King of Kakistocracy.

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Image Credit: jaggedsmile.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/kingheart_closeup1

KEEVE

keeve n. a large tub

Suggested use in a sentence:

The Pirate from Penzance wondered whether his plush porcelain keeve was really designed to accommodate bellies, boats and those bobbing little yellow rubber ducks.

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Image Credit: Illustrator Ronald Searle - www.drawn.ca

KELK

kelk vb. to groan or belch

Suggested use in a sentence:

The dauntless defender of super suds and first-rate frothy foam let it be known that his hops never caused belching, bloating, or kelking like those kegs belonging to the competition.

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Image Credit: Bud Man @ flickr.com

KIAUGH

kiaugh n. trouble, anxiety

Suggested use in a sentence:

The klutz in the kilt experienced a wee bit of kiaugh when he realized that his trusty sword was ripping to shreds his brand-new form-fitting tartan spandex support hose and stockings.

KICKIE-WICKIE

kickie-wickie n. a wife

Suggested use in a sentence:

As cosmetically-challenged, chronologically-gifted kickie-wickies go she was unique...but when the mirror on the wall told her that her kewpie doll days were over, she lit up another cigarette, plunked herself down on a pillow, and then pondered about which pair of steel-toed stilettos and spurs to wear to her hubby's retirement roast.

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Image Credit: shutterstock.com/pin-up-girl-58556929

KNIGHT OF THE TRENCHER

Knight of the Trencher n. a great eater, a renowned glutton

Suggested use in a sentence:

Midway through the sumptuous speech filled with entertaining exploits of feasting on snails, fiddleheads and damsels in distress during his days as a Knight of the Trencher, Waldo was greeted with a flying tomato, a cracked egg, and a banana peel from out of left field.

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Image Credit: Ron Leishman, illustrator - clipartof.com/439603

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