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Weird Words Starting With 'W'

Updated on January 12, 2013

Welcome To Weird Words Starting With 'W'

Have you ever wondered where to find some very wacky words? Just take a peek in your handy-dandy dictionary.

Given the fact that the English language now has more than a million words under its belt, it's not surprising that there are more than a few words that have gone missing due to lack of usage, or the fact that few folks even know they exist.

Today we are featuring some wonderful words that begin with the letter 'W'.

The best way to honor these words is to find a place to stick them into casual conversation, plop them into a piffling piece of pillow talk, or insert them into a titillating tweet.

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WAYZGOOSE

wayzgoose n. annual employees' dinner or outing

Suggested Use In A Sentence:

Princess Pucker-Up wasn't really sure whether kissing a frog at this year's wayzgoose for winter wunderkins would set a good example for the environmentally-friendly elves employed at Santa's North Pole factory.

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WHANGAM

whangam n. generic term for an imaginary animal

Suggested Use In A Sentence:

As the winsome whangam warily approached the posh popsicle stand in French Lick, Indiana, it suddenly occurred to owner Scrabster Skoonspruit that he may have exaggerated just a teensy weensy bit the health benefits of his low sugar and high protein frozen ice on a stick.

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WHISKERINE

whiskerine n. a beard growing contest

Suggested Use In A Sentence:

In the wonderful world of whiskerine, there are only two kinds of people: whiskered wannabes and winning whiskerandos!

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WINKLER

winkler n. one who extracts or forces something out little by little

Suggested Use In A Sentence:

Wayne Widdershins was a dedicated denturist not to mention a frequent winkler and worshiper of wang at the Temple of Toothpaste in Chocolate Bayou, Texas.

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Note: the definition of "wang" is cheek or molar

WITZELSUCHT

witzelsucht n. a feeble attempt at humor

Suggested Use In A Sentence:

George's Casual Friday flannel pajama attire and his use of a well-worn whoope cushion earned him an enviable reputation as Wunderkin of the Witzelsucht from his cube farm colleagues.

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WOOPIE

woopie n. a well-off older person

Suggested Use In A Sentence:

The wizened woopie was used to getting her own way which is why she adored passing her hoity hauteur whenever she jolly well felt like it and then promptly blamed the foul deed on a flatulent footman.

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WORSIFICATION

worsification n. the composition of bad poetry

Suggested Use In A Sentence:

As the innocuous-looking inkpot emerged from the bowels of the earth with an out-of-date poetic license and plume in hand, frankly he began to wonder whether a wild weekend of worsification with a bunch of boringly bad bards was good for his marbles.

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Weird Word Poll - So smartypants, how well do you know your weird word meanings?

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Feedback from the Frontlines of Lost-Lexicon Lovers - So, what's your favorite odd, obsolete or obscure word in the English language?

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      edherlief 5 years ago

      whoooopoooong!!!!