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A Saturday in the Life of a Four Year Old. "How many questions can I ask today daddy?"

Updated on May 19, 2014

Why does the water go up my nose?

Where does water come from?
Where does water come from? | Source

It is humanly possible to ask 500 questions in one day. Trust me!

Let us just start with a list in no particular order because you do not get logical order with a 4 year old and follow up questions go like this:

Dad why do you clean the windows on the car?

Where do butterflies go to the bathroom?

Why do crows poo poo on the car?

Can I drive the car?

So if you are looking for a discussion you are sadly mistaken. And those four questions can be asked in less than two minutes while he has just spilled the water bucket on your feet. Let us put the lists in an order about what the questions are about. But keep in mind that on a Saturday there is much to be done and in short order you find yourself doing, laundry, washing things other, cooking, gardening, writing, shopping, and of course an endless stream of picking up and putting away. And do not forget the time building things, replacing batteries, reading and coloring and naps.

Let us start out with one that got asked at around nap time last Saturday. Daddy why did you go back to the garbage cans and scream aaggghhh at nothing? "well son sometimes daddy just goes crazy" ;-)

We must lighten up or lose it big time. We must love the little ones and cherish their youth.

Laundry.

Why do clothes get dirty?

Are white clothes different than black clothes?

You could put the socks together before you put them in the washer, right?

Why does the washer go round and round?

Why is the dryer hot? Why don't you put soap in the dryer?

Mommy says you love to fold laundry so why are you frowning?

Can I clean my race cars in the washer?

Why do clothes have to be dry all the time?

And we like to think of a wash time with music playing and the fresh scent of clean laundry and the sense of accomplishment and being ready for a new week? Forget about it with a four year old.

Gardening

Now keep in mind that he has just pulled up a carrot washed it and eaten it. And he helped plant it and water it. And he asks; Dad where do carrots grow? Why are they green on top? Where do angels live? Where is cousin Peter?

Can I use the big rake to cut the roses?

Why don't you paint the fence?

Does my sand box have sand in it?

Do bees sting the flowers?

Why do worms live in the dirt?

Should we put sun screen on the squash?

I can do it myself!

Why does this stick have all that stuff on the end?
Why does this stick have all that stuff on the end? | Source

Grocery store.

Can I push the cart?

Why is peanut butter brown?

Why is a gallon of milk so big?

What are apples?

Those tomatoes are bad they have sticks on them.

How come our carrots do not come in bags?

Can I have that? (pointing at a shelf with 1,000 items)

Can I have that? (pointing at the pretty beer bottles)

Can I have that? (pointing at knives and cleavers)

Can I have that? (pretty box filled with sugar and just enough grain to call it cereal)

Can we get that for mommy? (pointing at a squirt gun)

There is always sunset and rest for Sunday to start up again.

It is highly not recommended for a grown person not to spend too much time with a 4 year old.
It is highly not recommended for a grown person not to spend too much time with a 4 year old. | Source

Just how many?

How many questions could you answer in just one day?

See results

Office

Now take it easy tax enforcers I work in my office and I pay my bills by working and I need that space and I have a right to write it however into a cost of doing business. The mere fact that my 4 year old invades it and builds castles there and is my superintendent does not change that fact. Heck look at this hub I am writing, it is about the 4 year old and this is business.

Dad what are you doing?

Dad can I type on the puter?

Dad can you put on my music?

Dad will you look at my drawing?

Dad help me won't you?

Dad is that a picture of me?

Dad is that boring?

Dad can I have a pencil?

Dad why is there a fan in your office?

Dad DAD why do you have ear plugs in?!

Well let me tell you something -- my boy has a voice -- Yahoo!!!

Muchas Gracias

A big thanks for coming along with me and my boy. We really love life here in La Casa Salvado II.

That name come from my dad, who answered so many of my questions. Let us bless our children and hold our tongue and do our best, let them be 3 or 30. All of the questions here are real from just one weekend and camp crazy. Hopefully starting tomorrow afternoon we will have 100 more and so on and so on.

I now have older children and I find myself asking: What are you doing? When will I see you? How are you? How is the love life? How is work? and ...........

Love is what flows through if it is given half a chance. Be good to yourselves and your children and your parents.

Always question authority!

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    • Ericdierker profile imageAUTHOR

      Eric Dierker 

      4 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      For sure much fun going on around here. Lately we call him my "tail".

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      Dora Weithers 

      4 years ago from The Caribbean

      Eric, you're having all the fun. Hearing love in those questions and responding in love (when you get the chance) makes all the difference. Blessings to you and your boy!

    • Ericdierker profile imageAUTHOR

      Eric Dierker 

      4 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      CyberShelley, I have to laugh now, because I really am 55 and that really reflected last Saturday with my 4 year old.

      Call me crazy but I just love the little ones!

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      Shelley Watson 

      4 years ago

      Wonderful times in a child's life, you can laugh now but back then sometimes it was hard not to give a stupid, quick answer. In case that was the one thing they did remember! Up, interesting, funny.

    • Ericdierker profile imageAUTHOR

      Eric Dierker 

      4 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      You make me smile! Thank you much for your thoughtful reading and contribution.

      ps Where is the pumpkin's nose?

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      ESPeck1919 

      4 years ago from Minneapolis, MN

      Ah, kids. I have a couple of nieces and a nephew, and when I (rarely) get to see them, it's a lot of fun coming up with off the wall answers for their millions of questions. For us, it usually turns into rhyming games or word association.

      One time, it even turned into a small grammar lesson!

      Thanks for sharing these gems, Eric. Off to put some sunscreen on the squash. Don't want it getting burned.

    • Ericdierker profile imageAUTHOR

      Eric Dierker 

      4 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Bill what I like best is my sarcasm comes out, about 50% he is starting to catch it and we laugh too hard. I am old but having a little one keeps me crazy!

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      Bill Holland 

      4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I was laughing at the title and just kept on laughing throughout. I remember my son at that age...."Daddy, how many people are buried in that cemetery?" I finally reached the point where I just made up answers, no matter how ludicrous they sounded. :)

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