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ON THE PHONE WITH MY GRANDBABY

Updated on March 8, 2012

THEY HANDLE YOU WITH CARE

Hi Grannie ~ I miss you ! I miss you more baby boy !

Grannie ~ I love you ! Awe ~ I love you too !

But, Grannie ~ I love you the most ! No you don't ~ I love you the most !

So, what are you doing today? I'm playing outside. You are ?

That sounds like fun.

Yea ! It's hot though. I'm going inside now. Ok, you go inside!

I'm thirsty Grannie ~ I'm going to get a drink of water ok ? Ok, you get a drink of water.

I'm going to put you down on the table so you don't get hurt, ok Grannie.

I don't want to drop you when I get my water.

Ok, that is a very good idea.

Ok, I'm going to put you down now, I have to be very careful. I don't want to spill my water on you.

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HE REMEMBERED THE PUPPY DOG SONG

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Hey Grannie ! I love you !!! I love you too baby.

Grannie, I miss you, sing me that song.

Which song do you want me to sing ?

You know ! ~ The dog song !

The dog song, ok ! Here goes.

Puppy dog ~ puppy dog ~ ruff ~ ruff ~ ruff !

Puppy dog ~ puppy dog ~ ruff ~ ruff ~ ruff !

Puppy doooogg ~ puppy doooogg ~ ruff ~ ruff ~ ruff !

Sing it again ~ sing it again ~ giggle ~ giggle ~ giggle!

Song sung again !!!!

Sing it again ~ sing it again ~ giggle, giggle, giggle !

It's My Birthday !!!

Hi Grannie ~ I'm not going to be three no more ! Oh really ? How old will you be?

I will be four, it's my birthday ! Wow, you are a big boy now ! Yep, I sure am !

Send me a present , ok !

Of course, I'm gonna send you a present. More than one present.

*@*_*(^^$@@$^#(* EXCITED ~~~ Grandadee ~ grannie's sending me presents !

LOTS and Lots and lots of presents.

Please hurry, I can't wait !

You call me when your presents get there. Ok, but how can I get them ?

The mailman will bring them to you. OK, I will look for the mailman today. It will take a few days for the presents to get to you so, ask Grandadee to tell you when it's friday. That 's when you will get them.Ok, I'll be sure he tells me when friday is here.

Bye grannie ~ I hope there are lots and lots of presents ! Click

MESSAGE ON THE ANSWER MACHINE



Grannie!~~~~~~~~~~~ Grannie ! Are you there? I want to talk to you !!!

Background ~ you'll have to call back ~ Grannie's not home right now.

But, grandadee ~ I want to tickle her ! You have to tickle her later, she's not home

right now ~

OKAAAY !!! ( IN A VERY DISAPPOINTED VOICE ) Click !!!

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She's NOT the Baby

Hi Grannie, I want to talk to you !

Awe ! I miss you too ! How are you and the baby ? She's not the baby,

she is _ _ _ Y ! Oh, forgive me, how is _ __ _ Y ? She's ok !

I love you grannie! ~ I love you more ~ nope, I love you more grannie !

Grannie ~ can I come see you ? You sure can, when do you want to come see me?

On Tuesday ! Oh yea, that sounds great but, how are you going to get here?

I'm gonna drive my jeep! Your jeep !

That would be a very long drive for you in your jeep.

That's ok, I'll stop at McDonald's on the way. Ok then,

I'll be looking for you on Tuesday.

You drive safe ok. Ok, grannie I will drive very safe. I will wear my seat belt.

I am so glad you are going to wear your seat belt , that way I won't have to

worry too much. Ok, grannie, I will be very safe.

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I WILL DRIVE MY JEEP

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Hi Grannie, I want to talk to you !

Awe ! I miss you too ! How are you and the baby ? She's not the baby,

she is _ _ _ Y ! Oh, forgive me, how is _ __ _ Y ? She's ok !

I love you grannie! ~ I love you more ~ nope, I love you more grannie !

Grannie ~ can I come see you ? You sure can, when do you want to come see me?

On Tuesday ! Oh yea, that sounds great but, how are you going to get here?

I'm gonna drive my jeep! Your jeep !

That would be a very long drive for you in your jeep.

That's ok, I'll stop at McDonald's on the way. Ok then,

I'll be looking for you on Tuesday.

You drive safe ok. Ok, grannie I will drive very safe. I will wear my seat belt.

I am so glad you are going to wear your seat belt , that way I won't have to

worry too much. Ok, grannie, I will be very safe

ON THE ANSWER MACHINE

Background grandadadee's voice ~ Grannie's not home right now.

But, GRANDADEE ~ I want to tickle her !

You have to tickle her later, she's not home right now ~ you'll have to call Grannie back.......

OOOKAY !!! ( IN A VERY DISAPPOINTED VOICE ) Click !!!

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