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Daddy Lessons Bites!:5 Things A 5 Year Old Should Never Do

Updated on May 29, 2013

Today's issue with the neighborhood problem child--me threathening to call the police on him if he ever hits my son again--seemed a bit harsh, but read on and see why I felt I needed to resort to such drastic measures, even just to scare him.

With that in mind, I decided to list 5 things that I personally believe a 5 year old (my eldest son's age) should NEVER be doing.

1.) A 5 Year Old Should Never Bully Another Child On Purpose, And Never Especially For "Fun".

Horsing around is common for boys. I personally never did much horsing around, but I had friends who enjoyed a good pile-up every now and long as nobody was getting hurt. I remember pile ups and scraps where kids were laughing.It was pretend, it was fun. One can play the bad guy, one can play the good guy. In the adult world, we call it WWE.

But when a 5 year old takes a stick--or in this case, a bike--and hits another child with it, and laughs as the other child cries in pain, something is wrong. That kind of "horsing around" should never be acceptable. That's straight up bullying.

Many roughneck machos like to fall back on the excuse "boys will be boys". But the last time I checked, I'm a boy. I was a boy. And I never found it OK to hit other boys, or their stuff, for fun. And it shouldn't be. Alpha males will always show some kind of dominant behavior. But bullying for the sake of kicks, because it's "fun" should never be excused as "boys being boys".

2.) A 5 Year Old Should Never Swear On Purpose. At Anyone.

At one point in a child's life, he/she will be exposed to a swear word. I'm not going to go into specifics, but you all know what words often escape our mouths at times in front of our children. Heck, even I'm guilty of this at times. But there is a difference when a child swears but is innocent of what the word means, and when a child swears at other children, or worse, at their own parent--in a heated argument or with deliberate intention.

I know many parents out there believe that no child as young as 5 could swear with deliberate intention, but let's not forget normal children pick up speech patterns as early as the age of 1 year, 6 months. My 1 year, 11 month old already speaks words such as "hot", "paci" (short for pacifier/soother), and "ipad"with deliberate intention. And the reason I said "normal" child is because my eldest has a medically diagnosed speech delay and only started talking around the age of 3.5 years.

As adults and as parents, we are old enough to hear when a word is used deliberately or accidentally. We should always make sure to not swear, as hard as it is, in front of our children. Easier said than done, I know. One technique me and my wife use is making it seem like our son misunderstood our words. So when I accidentally said "sh*t" one time, and he repeated it, I told him "No, daddy didn't say that, daddy said "shoot". I then explained to him that "shoot" was a simple expression of dismay when we forget to do something. See how easy it was to divert a literal swear word into something similar but less vulgar?

Listen, I know eventually our kids will be swearing at some point in their lives. I just believe it should never be in their childhood.

3.) A 5 Year Old Should Never Ask Strangers For Money

A couple of years ago, as I was walking home from work, I came across a naked child wearing only a pair of shorts. He was about 3 or 4 I believe. As I came closer to him, the child came up to me with his toy laser gun...And said "Give me your money mister, or you'll get hurt". First thing that came to my mind was Am I Being Robbed By A Child? So I looked at him, and just walked away. "HEY! I said I want your money!" he screamed, and started shooting. As he went back inside his house, I walked away unscathed from the pew pew pews, but was still scratching my head over such an incident. At that time my eldest was about 2-3 years old. Sure, he had a speech delay...But I don't think he'd be robbing people on the street.

Fast forward a couple of weeks later, and the same scenario occurred...only this time, it was a guy who looked sort of my age. No, he didn't rob me with a toy laser gun. But he did stop me to ask for a cigarette. I told him I don't smoke. He then asked me for bus fare. Sure, bus fare. So I told him I have a bus pass and don't carry any change. So he said "F*ck", crossed the street...and went inside the house of the same boy who tried to rob me weeks earlier.

I'll let you out 2 and 2 together on this one.

Money and finances are problems that we face as adults. I understand that sometimes, the lack of money can and does seep into our everyday lives. I'm not foreign to that situation--I face it everyday. But as a father I believe that issues such as money, the need or desire of it, should be restricted to a certain age. And that age depends on how well you know your children and yourself as a parent. And at 3 years (back then), is not an age where obtaining money by all means should be discussed or even brought up in an environment with children. We have employment counsellors, job banks, agencies, social service workers to talk and deal with such issues--all we have to do is swallow our pride and look for help. Not our children.

4.) A 5 Year Old Boy Should Never Hit A Girl. Ever.

I'm a big believer in chivalry. With that said, I raise my sons to be respectful not just with their mom but other women as well. I do my best to remind them at an early age to listen to their mom, and reprimand them when they become irate or display rude behavior towards their mom. Not because my wife is a wuss--my wife can kick my ass, she can sure kick theirs. But because I want my 5 year old and my 2 year old to respect their mom, and as they get older, respect women.

Which is why, when I witnessed my wife's friend storm this kid's house to talk to his mom about him punching her daughters in the face and then running away after, I knew that perhaps, something like this was going on at home, behind closed doors. Everyone has skeletons in their closet, but in my mind, this was the only explanation behind the kid's violence towards those girls. And frankly, it was scary to think about.

5.) A 5 Year Old Should Never Forget That He Is Just A 5 Year Old. That He Is Just A Child.

Bullying other males. Violence towards girls. Finding humor in kicking down other people's stuff. All this negative behavior from this kid got me fired up at first, to the point where I told him that I don't want him playing with my sons anymore. He merely shrugged. I then told him that the moment I see him kick, punch, or hurt my boys I will call his parents. He then told me his mom was home. So then I told him I'll call the cops, who can charge him and take him away--to which he responded the way I didn't expect a 5-6 year old boy to do--he got scared.

At first I was patting myself in the back, I started thinking deeper...Wait...That kid couldn't possibly be just 5? Maybe 6? So I asked the other kids. They weren't sure themselves, but 5-6 sounds about right. And then it dawned on me: I wasn't talking to a 5-6 year old. No freakin way. The way he acted, the way he responded...reminded me of a teenager. Not a child. A freakin teenager.

Then I realized that this kid...Doesn't even know he's a kid. Heck, not even a kid--he's a child. And yet, he doesn't seem to know.

Maybe it's the perceived problems at home. I know for a fact that they're short on money. Maybe it's a lack of stability--I don't see the father in our area anymore. I'm grasping at straws, but whatever is going on at home has most likely driven this child into growing up too fast, perhaps making him believe that he has to solve--or at least be able to ride--with these problems. And that's just...sad.

I am a strong believer in letting children be children. As parents--as fathers--it is our job and duty to make sure our children grow up in the best environment we can give. And to give them such an environment, we have to try our hardest to shield them from the worries and troubles of the outside world. Many parents say it can't be done. Bullcrap. It all depends on how much we try. And we should always try. From something as simple as not talking about a lack of finances when our kids are around, to something impressive such as quitting smoking.

Let the efforts we endure for the sake of our children be our sources of pride as men, as fathers. Not our trucks, fancy cars, big houses, acreages, corner offices, or amount of degrees on our walls.

Perhaps I won't be calling the cops after all. But I will keep this number for Child Social Services in my notebook from now on.


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    • TheYoungDad profile imageAUTHOR

      Retired Pharmacy Tech 

      5 years ago from Canada

      Hello PeachPurple, thanks a bunch! I guess it also depends on the area you live in...Unfortunately, many families in my area are in the low-income bracket (nothing wrong with that, so are me and my family) but because of that some parents don't have the time since they're too busy working double jobs, or unfortunately, are in too deep in substance abuse problems and mental/psychological problems (I know this because I used to work in community pharmacy,thus I am familiar with many of the people's health files...and the types of drugs they take.) There were times when I find myself wondering what could have been had those kids at least had someone or some place to remind them that they're still children.

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      5 years ago from Home Sweet Home

      i really, really love reading your hub. You sounds like a local Asian guy to me. I have a 6 year old boy and luckily, he doesn't say bad words and act like the naked boy did. I do agree that what the adults do, little man just follow suits. Great hub and well done. Voted up

    • TheYoungDad profile imageAUTHOR

      Retired Pharmacy Tech 

      5 years ago from Canada

      Thanks a lot! Im happy that in a way my opinions can help others! All the best to your sister, and I do wish improvement comes. Just keep going at it, look at the small opportunities to change things, and soon like a puzzle, the pieces would come together. Good luck!

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      Richard Bivins 

      5 years ago from Charleston, SC

      Great hub and information that I am passing on to one of my sisters. She has a 5 y/o and he has done all of the above. We have the hitting and bullying under control, and now he only asks for money from family members (still not good) and I we are all trying to get him to remember that he is ONLY 5. It is hard because he is around adults all the time and hearing and repeating adult conversations and yes, sometimes we forget that he is a sponge, but we're working on it...


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