Funny family sayings
* Insanity is inherited, you get it from your children. - Anon
* Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. - Anon
*If you don't believe in ghost, you've never been to a family reunion. - Desmond Tutu
*Happiness is having a large, supportive, close family...in another state. - Anon
*A family is a unit composed not only of children, but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Odgen Nash
*My family tree is full of nuts. - Anon
*Families are like fudge-mostly sweet with a few nuts. - Anon
*Remember, as far as anyone knows, we are a normal family. - Anon
*Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar
*Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. - Anon
*If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you might as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw
*In a family of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families, that they are two-thirds incontinent. - Robert Brault
*Family rule #1:Don't sweat the small stuff. - Anon
Heartwarming family sayings
*Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard
*Blood makes you related, love makes you family. - Anon
*The laughter of a child is the light of a house. - Anon
*A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
*The love of one's family is one of nature's masterpieces. - Anon
*In times of test, family is best. - Burmese Proverb
*Real family does not come from your blood. It is the people standing beside you when no one else is. - Anon
*The family circle will never end. - Anon
*The love of a family flows strong and deep leaving us memories to treasure and keep. - Anon
*No family is perfect...we argue, we fight. We even stop talking to each other at times, but in the end, family is family...the love will always be there. - Anon
*Give me a house to call my own, a family and friends to make it a home. - Anon
*You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you. - Desmond Tutu
*The love of a family is life's greatest gift. - Anon
*Families are tied together with heartstrings. - Anon
*A happy family is but an earlier heaven - Anon
What do I do with all these sayings?
That's a good question. Here are a few suggestions....
1. Make a handmade card, you family would love it.
2. Print out a saying in a nice font and color. Frame it and hang it on the wall or give it as a gift.
3. Paint one of the shorter sayings on a frame and place a family picture inside it.
4. Backstitch a saying on a piece of aida cloth and make it into a pillow or wall hanging.
Whatever you do your family will love it. Afterall, it was made by you.
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