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Funny Things That Kids Say And Do

Updated on October 7, 2015

Funny Things That Kids Say

Funny things that kids say are often so honest and true. It's often just a different way of seeing the obvious. I teach, have two kids of my own and see small children every day. Over the years, I have had the opportunity to hear some comments from the mouths of babes that I have remembered. Here are a few of the comments I have heard from the mouths of babes through the years.

1. We were outside playing and a child saw a UPS truck delivering something. He looks up at it and says "Why does that truck say oops on it?"

2. My son wanted to help me put the groceries away when he was three years old. I handed him the toilet paper and told him to take it and put it in the bathroom. Later when I went in there I found two rolls of toilet paper in the toilet.

3. My 5 year old son was very proud of his younger brother when he was born. When visitors came over to visit the new baby he said "Go ahead pet him".

4. A family was visiting a great aunt that they hadn't seen in a while. The aunt says to the small child, "you are just darling, you should come by more often" the child responds "we don't come over cause my Mom doesn't like coming to your house".

5. A 5 year old boy saw his little friend lose his temper in gym class one day. As his teacher I told the little boy to calm down and that there was no reason to get so upset and mad. The other little boy looked at me and said "When I lose my temper, I pound a nail with a hammer".
Someone must have taught him a productive way to calm down.

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    • RTalloni profile image

      RTalloni 

      8 years ago from the short journey

      My favorite people are 3 year olds. Will try to remember some of our best ones and comment again. Happy hubs should be highlighted often! :)

    • Lucy D profile image

      Lucy D 

      8 years ago from Brisbane, Queensland, Australia

      After going to school for exactly one whole day I heard a child complain he still could not read or write. That was honest and funny !!!

    • Putz Ballard profile image

      Putz Ballard 

      8 years ago

      I love it. Kids are so honest and sometimes so funny.

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