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Moms Need ESP . . . N

Updated on July 4, 2015

Mothers have been accused of having eyes in back of their head. They have to! We have to know what our children are doing at all times. At least if we "fake" our kids out and make them THINK we know what they are doing we can stay a step ahead of them - or at least on the same step!

I am always telling my children that I know what they are doing before they can do it.

Daughter: Mom, do you know what you have?

Mom: No, what do I have?

Daughter: You have that thing - what's it called? Oh, yeah - ESP N - you always know what we are going to do before we can do it.

Mom: Of course - All those sports channels help me stay on top of my game!

So go ahead moms use your ESP . . . N - it will be a point in your favor. Game . . . Set . . . match motherhood! (And the crowd goes wild!)

How do you catch your children before they do the wrong thing?!

Do You have ESP . . .N?

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      Lori Lee-Ray 8 years ago

      Good old ESPn and the eyes in the back of my head thing. All I can say is NEVER have a child when you are approaching 40 (with a vengenance) OR 17 years after you get the last one grown!.. at that age.. you are really supposed to be having the kind you can send back home! (grandkids) lol Love the lense!

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      tdove 8 years ago

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