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Lessons on Motherhood: Theory Versus Reality of Raising Children

Updated on August 9, 2020
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I'm a freelance writer social distancing in the desert with my husband, son, two dogs, a kitten, and the occasional spider.

I’ll never forget the night I brought my son home from the hospital. My husband and I sat on the couch staring at this tiny sleeping bundle of joy, looked at one another and asked, “Now what?”

I had a lot of theories on parenting, but no actual experience.

Today, my happy, healthy child is growing before my eyes. Every day is a new experience and everyday negates another theory.

If one thing is certain when it comes to being a parent, it's that nothing is certain.

Here are six theories on motherhood from before I was a mother. Spoiler alert: They were wrong.

"Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories." - John Wilmot

Mom Theory #1: Nursing like a boss

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I will breastfeed my son for a full year without any problems.

Reality: I had my fancy breastfeeding accessories and steadfast determination, but I never quite mastered the skill that other mommies happen upon so naturally. Latching was a painful disaster and I quickly developed an infection. I read that formula was poison, so I continued breastfeeding, despite the agony.

My OB-GYN set me straight. She said the benefits of a happy feeding and bonding experience far outweigh the benefits of breastfeeding. The minute I switched to formula, it was like a cloud was lifted. Motherhood became way more realistic and enjoyable.

Breastfeeding has amazing benefits and I highly endorse it, but it’s not always practical or even possible. You're not a bad person if you don't breastfeed, or you only do it for a short time. Formula isn't poison.

If breastfeeding is important to you, I recommend researching a qualified lactation consultant while you're still pregnant, or soon after you get home from the maternity ward. Not all lactation consultants are the right fit (pun intended) Find one who you connect with, so you can connect with your child.

Mom Theory #2: Temporarily Off-Air

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I won’t show my son the TV or a tablet before he’s 2 years old, except maybe for very limited educational programming.

Reality: Even though we limited our child's TV time, one of his first words was “Elmo."

Don't use a TV or tablet to babysit your child, but some usage is fine. Set limits early so they develop healthy technology habits while they are young. And follow the recommendations of the experts:

When using technology with your child, make it a bonding experience. Watch a show or play games as a family. Eventually, you'll have bigger concerns like sexting and online predators.

With evolving technology and older age, setting limits gets harder. Try to be open and communicative, not critical, about the videos and content your child is into (while keeping an eye out for any potential danger, of course). And never forget, you kid probably knows more about smartphones and computers than you.

Mom Theory #3: Nobody puts baby in daycare

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I will never send my son to daycare. I don't want someone else raising my child.

Reality: Not every mom can afford stay at home with her child when maternity leave ends. Unless you’ve telepathically deduced the winning Lotto numbers, your child may have to go to daycare at least a few days a week.

Kids with working moms turn out just fine. There are decades of research to prove it. Plus, your kid will benefit from the socialization aspects. My son went to an in-home daycare, made friends and formed a loving bond with his daycare provider.

When exploring day care centers, visit several to find the right fit. There may be pros and cons to each, so trust your gut. If something feels off, it probably is.

Mom Theory # 4: You go play, I'll rest

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Taking my child to a children's play place, like an indoor trampoline park, climbing gym or fun center means I can relax and do nothing.

Reality: From the moment you decided to expel a child from your uterus, you basically abandoned all possibility of ever again relaxing and doing nothing. I'm not saying you can't get a moment of respite, but you probably won't.

Anything can happen in that urine-soaked jungle of slides, trampolines, ropes, rides, climby things and random children. That's not to say you don't have some control. Supervise your child appropriate to their age and keep a watchful eye for a variety of possible scenarios, including (but not limited to) mean kids, tantrums (see #5), potty accidents, suspicious-looking strangers and kids oozing with infectious drippy goo.

Your day will be smoother if you're prepared with items like a sippy cup or bottled water, boo boo bandages and wet wipes. And bring a fully charged phone or a camera to capture the memories.

Mom Theory #5: Tantrums are for other kids

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My child will never have a meltdown in public.

Reality: My child has had a meltdown in public. My child will have one again someday soon.

It's embarrassing. Mortifying. Soul crushing. But it happens. It doesn't make you a bad mom.

According to the Child Mind Institute, there are many triggers for tantrums and meltdowns. The key is to figure out your child's specific trigger. If your child's tantrums get out of hand or you're concerned by their frequency, talk to your child's pediatrician.

Mom Theory #6: Mini-Vans aren't cool

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I will not buy a mini-van. Never ever.

Reality: OK, well this one sort of holds true. I don’t own a mini-van. But we did upgrade to much larger vehicle. I don't have a problem with mini-vans. My family had one when I was a kid and I drove it a few times in high school.

This theory is my way of saying that having a baby matures you overnight. Suddenly you find yourself doing unselfish things, like buying a mini-van for your growing family. There are some nice mini-vans, but you aren't choosing it for its amazing horsepower and sexy body. You're choosing it to safely transport your family from Point A to Point B.

All it took for us was one road trip to realize our small sedan wasn’t going to cut it. A child takes up a tiny area of the car. A child's stuff (stroller, portable crib, diapers, toys) takes up the rest. Add pets into the mix and you're practically relegated to the roof.

I'm thankful for seat belt laws.

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    Jen Dotter 

    5 years ago

    I too, struggled with breastfeeding, and had to stop at 2.5/3 months. At first, I felt like a failure. But then I realized, I'm not a failure or a bad mother, because I'm still feeding my kid. And breastfeeding is harder than I thought it could be! I totally agree that TV in moderation is not the devil, neither is daycare. My husband is currently deployed so I need both of those things from time to time lol. Thank you for this post!

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    Johanna Bergstrom 

    7 years ago from Fuengirola, Malaga, Spain

    Thanks for the bit on breastfeeding. Had same experience. It's so easy to feel guilty about EVERYTHING as a new mum.

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    A Freeman 

    8 years ago from Las Vegas, NV

    Thank you Melovy. I think parenthood makes you more flexible than a well trained yogi.

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    Yvonne Spence 

    8 years ago from UK

    Interesting hub. I like the way you presented your theories, reality and lessons. I think most parents start off with high ideals and reality turns out a little different. My illusions were dashed from the start as I’d planned a natural birth and had an emergency caesarean. From then on parenthood has been a lesson in learning to be flexible and let go of fixed ideas and judgments!

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    sweetguide 

    8 years ago from River side

    Thank you very very much for sharing such a Great Information

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    Kenneth Avery 

    9 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

    Hi, aleza, I must say, GREAT hub you have here. Great read. And I am a man who belives that men should know as much about having children as women. But then again, I am not from the Ol' Boy Network with uneducated guys who still say and believe that so and so is woman's work and other mediocre and assinine things. My mom mostl raised me for my dad was away at jobs, but she was very wise in teaching me at age five, "Women are to be respected, understood, and heard," and I haven't forgot her teachings. I voted Up and all across. I am a new fan and follower. Kenneth Avery, from a rural town in northwest Alabama, Hamilton, that resembles Mayberry, where Andy and Barney worked. Peace to you.

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    JP Carlos 

    9 years ago from Quezon CIty, Phlippines

    This is an eye-opening hub. Nothing beats getting your hands dirty and learning by doing! Well, in a month or so, my wife and I will be testing theories and rewriting them.

    Your hub is insightful, practical and a true joy to read. Thanks for the heads up on raising a kid.

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    Sara Fryd 

    9 years ago

    Fabulous! Terrific and I even got an idea for a new story for the next book. Great job!

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    Jane Bovary 

    9 years ago from The Fatal Shore

    Ah yes...before having children we have a fine list of what we will and will not do as perfect parents - then as time goes by that list slowly disintegrates..;)

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    mom 

    9 years ago

    I taught you well!

    love

    mom

  • alezafree profile imageAUTHOR

    A Freeman 

    9 years ago from Las Vegas, NV

    Awww shucks gramma Jean. You made me blush. :)

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    Bubbie Jean 

    9 years ago

    You have still got the talent, Aleza. And you have produced an awesome,delightful, brilliant child. Keep up the good work both in writing and in raising Evan. With love from your "unprejudiced" gramma.

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    A Freeman 

    9 years ago from Las Vegas, NV

    Thanks D.G. Very good advice indeed. I will be sure to add "ATM" to my mental resume of parenting skills. :)

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    D.G. Smith 

    9 years ago

    Great article

    let me add one for the teen years so you will know in advance.

    Theory: I am not going to give my kids money they will have to earn it

    Reality: Kids always need money not because they are spoiled but because the, sports team needs it, the school needs it, the club needs it, the clothing store needs it, etc. etc. etc. No kid can earn that much money and still be a kid.

    Lesson: if they are awake and walking towards you they need money. Get use to having empty pockets (-;

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