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New Drug Teens Abusing

Updated on December 28, 2015

We all know that emotionally troubled teens will do whatever it takes to achieve an altered state. If you are a dysfunctional parent, your child IS doing drugs. Here is the who, what, where, when, why, and how.

Disclaimer. As you can see from my comments and other articles, if you are too straight-laced to appreciate a healthy dose of satire, the following may include what appears to be an unseemly casual attitude.

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They look like this. | Source

Who

Teens all across the great wide world are hittin' spliffs, smookin' doobies, and even putting alcohol into their eyeballs. Sounds freaking nuts, but the latest craze in America is called "Catching Z’s." Teens are taking the over-the-counter sleep aid Zzzquil to get high “legally,” and many believe that because it is legal, it is not dangerous. Users and abusers are mostly young boys, but the demographic is quickly spreading to the daughters of our wonderful nation. Check your kids' rooms and backpacks for the little purple pills before it's too late!

Adults are also being seen abusing this. Some adults think it's fun. Some adults use it to pregame a night out at the club to dance the night away before going home with strangers they just met whose names they’ll never know (and vice versa). Some adults then take it again just before their walk of shame back home.

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Teen "Catching Z's" with illegal drugs. A LETHAL COMBINATION
Teen "Catching Z's" with illegal drugs. A LETHAL COMBINATION | Source

What

Zzzquil is an over-the-counter sleep aid that is basically just an allergy medicine. The active ingredient is an antihistamine, and it pretty much just puts you to sleep. However, if you fight the sleep off, you end up in a dizzy, disoriented state. Zzzquil comes as a purple pill or in liquid form for those teens who are also boozers that like to chug liquids like their step fathers who won't give them the time of day let alone a pat on the back or a "good job" every now and then. I fixed the mailbox you hit when you came home last Friday night, you drunkard, the least you could do is say thanks!

Theoretically teens looking to abuse an antihistamine could just take Claritin or any other over-the-counter allergy medicine, but popping those wouldn't let you use such a cool phrase as "Catching Z’s.” As in:

Hey man, want to go catch some z’s?

Or

Jill and Cindy were catching z's today in Math class. It was hilarious.

Or

Steve was catching z's so hard on Friday that he took a razor blade to his own eyeball just to see how the inside of it looks.

Or

I caught a few z's today, and I realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

Seriously though this stuff is worse than budder.

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It comes in liquid and gel pill form. | Source

When

You would think kids would be taking this during the night so they could sleep, but that's far from the reality. What's actually going on is that these teens are taking the drug during the day and fighting the sleep to hallucinate or "trip balls.” Some of them even take it before or during school, at sporting events, and in your own home! Your teenager will probably be tripping out on this stuff at the dinner table tonight. You don't eat dinner with your kids every night? Well, that's obviously why they're using Zzzquil in the first place. PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR CHILDREN.

Where

The biggest problem with Zzzquil is that it's over-the-counter and perfectly legal. Just like cold medicine, kids can pick this up at their local grocery store any day and get high immediately. CVS, Walgreens, or any other pharmacy-type convenient store probably has it.

The best thing you can do is prevent your teens from going anywhere because this is so easy to get, you can't really fight it. They have it, their friends have it, the majority of the American people have it. There's nothing you can do to fight it except homeschool your kids and not allow them to ever leave the house. Maybe become Amish? I don't know.

Why

The universal question is "Why?" The answer is: because they're stupid. Kids and teens crave attention and acceptance and will do anything. You remember high school. You slept with everything that glanced at you. Why did you do that? Because your mom was never seen without a bottle of wine and your father worked so much he was never there. And now you are projecting that on to your children who are becoming failures. They're taking drugs and fornicating with each other while on drugs, making babies left and right. Are you going to pay for those babies? They're everywhere, children are crawling out of the walls like cockroaches. They're all over my keyboard and computer screen oh wait I forgot I took 6 Zzzquil before writing this (for research purposes_

How

Are you serious? They put it in their freaking mouths. I guess it's not that strange of a question. We know kids have done stupider things, like pour alcohol into their eyeballs to get drunk. That doesn't work, I’ve tried it. Smoking nutmeg? They do that, too. But this is pretty ridiculous. Catching Z's? You can't make this stuff up. There's the liquid they can drink and the pills they can swallow or shove up their butts. Usually, they take three times the effective dosage. That's enough to make you see dancing pink elephants for 12 hours.

It works because antihistamines do crazy things to our brains. So when you take it, if you take enough and then fight through the sleep, you start seeing funny things. It's pretty nuts. You also could get an upset stomach, and regular antihistamine use has been linked to memory loss, but with smart phones and tablets, do we really need memory? I put everything I need to know into my phone and set a timer. Robots run my life!

Pretty soon these dumb kids will be putting it into their waka flakka vapes.

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      Cholee Clay 3 years ago from Wisconsin

      With the rise in over the counter drugs being used in a wrongful manner, Walgreen's now asks for ID when buying NyQuil or any over the counter medicine. IDing and parental guidance is the only way we can hope to curb and eliminate teens and adults misusing over the counter drugs.

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      Zcaatcher 3 years ago

      im hgih on zquil right now WIOOOO college

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      will 3 years ago

      this is an absolutely awful article your sarcasm makes you sound not like your "high on zquil" but a retarted small child on zquil... kids wont get hooked on this it's a phase something SOME kids will try... your pissed off that you caught your child taking it and your trying to take it out on the youth of america... its a shame this page came up on google. were you ever young well i should restate that did you ever grow up past the age of 10 clearly you were very sheltered and haven't seen real life... why don't you read some articles about the heroin epidemic in this country and figure out where that starts... hmmm maybe the pain pills your doctor prescribed you that you never finished and left laying around... check your cabinets douche bag

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      WTF World 3 years ago from Earth

      You sound like a kid who's catching z's and is pissed off I'm ratting you out to your parents. "Retarted"

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      tara 3 years ago

      LOLZZZZZ this is hilarious.

      i'm about to take 2 doses of zzzquil myself. but i just want to sleep. srsly.

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      Adrian Kison 3 years ago

      This article is trash. It is done with such a professional lacking that it doesn't deserve to be read. A high school student with half a brain could have written a better article than this. I don't care if any of these claims are true; the fact that they are presented so distastefully ruins this whole piece.

      No, I'm sorry I shouldn't insult this. But really this is done with a clear bias and prejudice and I am failing to see any of this presented impartially.

      No, fuck it, the author of this is probably some asshole who thinks that his opinion really matters and that everyone just NEEDS to hear what he says. Go fuck yourself m8.

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      WTF World 3 years ago from Earth

      Ah, another kid pissed because I ratted out his secret to his parents. It's funny how offensive and defensive drugged out teens become when they're threatened with parents finding out their dirty secrets.

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      Adrian Kison 3 years ago

      I just hope you know that your reply only shows your cowardice and the fact that I am right. You, as the author, must approve of a post before it is uploaded and of course you had to bash what I said so you don't lose any credibility. But the fact remains that you didn't write this impartially. I don't care if you are entitled to be opinionated because this is your article; you are misleading people and its wrong. All this (ZzzQuil) is is Benadryl and if you had done your research you would know that the human body develops a tolerance to its main ingredient diphenhydramine after a matter of days rendering the idea of abusing it ineffective which is why the government doesn't regulate it strictly. But please go on and bash me again because ignorant people like you have no other choice but to make ridiculous claims in order to preserve the idea that you have "won" this argument.

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      pokesomesmot 3 years ago

      Yeah this article alone is so poorly conducted. First of all, I am a teen, I also do smoke Cannabis illegally but for a medicinal purpose. My point here is that articles like these are biased, and made by somebody that is 100% anti-drugs, because they have been fed lies, and believed the whole demonizing of helpful drugs. First off, cannabis is not bad, it produces less tar than tobacco smoke (we're going to get second hand smoke from tobacco anyway, so this isn't going to harm us as bad as you think), can even be vaporized to be less harsh on lungs, put in food, and used to make rick simpson oil, which can be administered by dropping it under your tongue, don't go thinking your kid is going to do this, as this is expensive, and otherwise pointless, there are other discreet ways of hiding cannabis. Recreational use of cannabis should be legal, yes it can be binged some what like alcohol, but is of course still safer, as there is no lethal dose of cannabis perceivable. You would have to smoke a whole pound in a minute to get a lethal "dose" when even then the only lethal thing about it is lack of oxygen (which anybody who smokes cannabis wouldn't get unless they tried hard to do so), and there are no receptors compatible with THC and CBD around a very fragile part of the brain, which makes it impossible for cannabis to overtake/kill this part of the brain. People even think LSD is bad, I haven't tried it, but never heard of any of my friends overdosing or anything. But one thing is for sure, LSD doses are very fragile. LSD has a still illegal pharmaceutical brother Bromo, which has no psychoactive part of it. MDMA, can be dangerous if the person doesn't know what they are doing/don't know all their allergic reactions etc (wouldn't take it). Cocaine is bad, but we could use it medicinally in the hospital after serious extractions and such. Same with what heroin comes from, can make morphine. Shrooms, harmless, just have to know what to look for (wouldn't really take...)! seriously, quit making people like my dad get all suspicious just because you said that I am taking this to get high... I do have insomnia, and I can't use cannabis ALL the time, so I do need Zzzquil for sleep aid, but he even lied to me saying we had none, when he had some, people like you need to watch the way you talk, you think you're being helpful to parents? you are mainly just overreacting, and causing peoples home lives to be a bit more constricted on something that child might require to complete a task at hand the day ahead... Don't go around assuming other peoples problems, that reflects a lot on you, and saying all teens are doing this stuff for attention... This is insane, plus, dancing pink elephants? First off that's from the old day cartoons for getting drunk... second, your perception on hallucinogens is absolute crap, and you should probably educate yourself on the subject matter before posting about it...

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      WTF World 3 years ago from Earth

      Your sort of solidifying my last reply but I'd like to point out that if you google "antihistamine abuse" and "diphenhydramine" abuse you will see tons of statistics that prove what you just said completely wrong.

      Thanks for coming back, I hope to see you here again.

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      WTF World 3 years ago from Earth

      Don't you mean "Bart Simpson oil"?

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      such bs 3 years ago

      damn , this article is complete and total garbage. Hows the view from up there on your horse , I bet its lonley. Its people with children who have your attitude that end up having the worst time with their children and drug abuse. I really hope you don't have kids, but FWI, telling kids they shouldn't and insulting them, or calling them stupid is going to lead to them wanting to do stuff like this , simply for the fact you are such a insufferable cunt and overbearing on it means theres something worth experimenting with if shes making such a big deal outta it

      hope you don't have children, if you do, i feel sorry for them.

      /rant

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      Evan 3 years ago

      This article seems to be written by a 3 year old. I read the first paragraph and laughed.

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      WTF World 3 years ago from Earth

      Ladies and gentleman, another angry teenager.

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      WTF World 3 years ago from Earth

      Really? You know 3 year olds that can type words and formulate sentences?

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      What did I just read 3 years ago

      This is one of the more stupid articles I have read in my time. Try not to be an insensitive stereotypical dunce next time.

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      omgthisarticlewasbad 3 years ago

      Dude you're fucking retarded. I tried this out just to see what it's like, and the high is miserable. Not only that, but if I'm in high school, where pot and alcohol are readily available, why would I drink zzzquil? Another note on drugs in general: drugs aren't the problem, fucked up people who need to rely on them are. I do lots of drugs recreationally and I'm graduating from Harvard with a degree in molecular biology in 2 weeks. It's only people who can't face reality that succumb to drug addiction. So maybe, I dunno, we should kill all the poor and stupid people, because that solves the problem. Oh wait, that idea is retarded too. But in all fairness, that's what your argument sounds like.

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      WTF World 3 years ago from Earth

      @What did I just read

      Hello and thank you for your comment! You mention I should try not to be an insensitive stereotypical dunce. Please explain how I am being an insensitive stereotypical dunce so that I know what I did wrong and can correct it in the future. Thanks again!

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      WTF World 3 years ago from Earth

      @omgthisarticlewasbad

      I find it very difficult to believe you are graduating from Harvard in 2 weeks but thanks for your comment!

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      HAHA 3 years ago

      I thought this article was written by The Onion.

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      WTF World 3 years ago from Earth

      HAHA said "I thought this article was written by The Onion."

      Finally, someone gets it.

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      Emerald 3 years ago

      This is literally the dumbest thing I've heard of.... I'm pretty sure not one of the kids at my school says 'hey dudes let's go catch some z's'...

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      WTF World 3 years ago from Earth

      @Emerald I bet they do, just not to you, because you're not one of the cool kids.

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      cackpucher 3 years ago

      I love this article! When I want to feel smart, I read this and slam two 10oz bottles of zquil, followed by a quart of vodka.

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      WTF World 3 years ago from Earth

      @cackpucher that's the spirit!

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      none 2 years ago

      I can see you're trolling a bunch of posts and are bored, but this is above and beyond true and news of the past robo trippin passed when they started checking ID's and putting it behind the counter. Catching some Zzz is the next episode. It is pretty funny that the reaponses pretty much point to teens try to geek out about drugs, and the real funny part is them try to justify teens have no reason to do random over the counter drugs becauae they have other options readily available... teens will be teens they will sniff glue or eat chlorox powder if enough people convince them. I've been trying this stuff as a sleep aid and imo it's snake oil to me and doesn't work. Generic sleep pills worked way better. Benadryl may work just as well if not better than zzzquil if they are in fact very similar.

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      anonymousbishh 2 years ago

      Lol. I abuse benadryl. Shitll make you trip major balls. This article is so true hahahah. Judge me people. Because if I cared, I wouldn't have wrote it :')

      I do pills. I've smoked.. (not weed) and I've tried coke. I've been sent off twice.. and I love attention. :) I like kids at school looking at me and sayin, don't fuck round with her, she's on shit. It makes me feel badass, that so many people won't hang out with me. :). Juss kidding. In my town, every other kid does drugs.

      Lmao

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      WTF World 2 years ago from Earth

      @none

      Who says I'm trolling?

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      WTF World 2 years ago from Earth

      @anonymousbishh

      I knew far too many people like you in high school.

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      This article is shit. 2 years ago

      "It comes in liquid form for those teens who are also boozers that like to chug liquids like their step fathers who won't give them the time of day let alone a pat on the back or a good job every now and then. I fixed the mailbox you hit when you came home last Friday night you drunkard, the least you could do is say thanks!"

      This is you, being an insensitive stereotypical dunce. I highly doubt it comes in liquid form because of this reason. I think things became personal when you said this. Was your dad a drunkard in your childhood years? If you're going to cry for help, please make another pathetic article. I'd love to read about your life growing up with an ill hearted dad.

      But seriously "Catching z's"? No one says this. But I guess since you're a delusional fuck, I can see where you're coming from.

      "Steve was catching z's so hard on Friday that he took a razor blade to his own eyeball just to see how the inside of it looks.

      Or

      I caught a few z's this today and I realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves."

      What the fuck? It's nearly impossible to inflict damage on yourself while you're on LSD, what makes you think that a drug like DPH could make you do this? And dancing elephants? Seriously? I'm not even going to... Jesus Christ.. Misinformatio at it's finest. For this drug to make you have a thought like this would be impossible. It makes you delirious and depresses your central nervous system. If you even wanted to have thoughts like this on ZzzQuil you'd have to take more that 500mg which still wouldn't even bring you to anything like that. You'd be dehydrating at a very fast rate, having unorganized thoughts, have schizophrenia like symptoms followed by extreme confusion and become nauseous.

      You make it seem like every kid in America has possession on ZzzQyil, which is far from the truth. It would actually be impossible to buy it as an ID of 18+ would be needed to purchase it.

      "A universally unanswerable question is "Why?" The answer is: because they're stupid. Kids and teens crave attention and acceptance and will do anything. You remember high school. You slept with everything that glanced at you. Why did you do that? Because your mom was never seen without a bottle of wine and your father worked so much he was never there. And now you are projecting that on to your children who are becoming failures. They're taking drugs and fornicating with each other while on drugs, making babies left and right. Are you going to pay for those babies? They're everywhere, children are crawling out of the walls like cockroaches. They're all over my keyboard and computer screen oh wait I forgot I took 6 Zzzquil before writing this (for research purposes_"

      Again, things becoming personal again. Look, not everyone relates to you. No, most of us didn't have a depressive mother who carried around a bottle of wine all the time. And our father's loved us and were always there for us. I really hope you write an article about yourself growing up, and your relationship with your parents. I think you have some issues that need to be taken care of. And I'd seriously love to read about that. I really would.

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      Smart person 2 years ago

      You sound like a dumbass

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      WTF World 2 years ago from Earth

      @This article is shit.:

      Thank you for the suggestions. I will definitely write more articles about my life growing up, if Hubpages allows it.

      You sound like you have a lot of experience with Zzzquil. Can I interview you?

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      WTF World 2 years ago from Earth

      @Smart person:

      No u

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      What a Joke 2 years ago

      I love how the author rather than arguing points just tries to demonize anyone who disagrees with him as a ZZZer, pulled from the Nancy Grace playbook. This site is just trying to get the attention of parents who are as misinformed as the 'author'. I mean "catching Z's"? If anything they'd call it 'purple drink'. Clearly written by a misinformed neckbeard.

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      WTF World 2 years ago from Earth

      @What a Joke

      'purple drink' is already a thing, so no, they wouldn't call it that.

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      I just lost all faith in humanity 2 years ago

      Either this entire comments section is putting way too much effort into trolling the author or they are legitimately too dumb to understand that the author is being facetious. Anybody that is misinformed by this clearly parodical piece of journalism probably lacks the capacity to be properly informed regardless.

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      WTF World 2 years ago from Earth

      @I just lost all faith in humanity

      I have the best commentors in the world.

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      WTF World 2 years ago from Earth

      @Shesabutterfly

      I think that just encourages the teens to steal it. the bottles aren't that big, they fit in a standard jeans pocket.

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      meth kid 2 years ago

      Yeah zzzquill is fucked up idk why people are doing it I mean meth is much safer and such a better high and it's cheap as hell. Learn from this article and stay away from zzzquill and start smoking meth. Great article 10/10 completely agree.

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      WTF World 2 years ago from Earth

      Thanks, meth kid!

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      Corvo 2 years ago

      I don't crave attention, I do it because its fun as hell. Don't assume every teenage drug user is just a depressed, attention whoring, neglected loser, because that's rarely the case.

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      WTF World 2 years ago from Earth

      @Corvo I would love to interview you on how catching z's is fun. Please reply with a way to contact you.

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      Classic 2 years ago

      Loved reading this. Thought it was serious at first and started skimming to find a great sense of humor hidden In the paragraphs. Shoutout to the guy who came up with this.. Idk how people can take this seriously

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      WTF World 2 years ago from Earth

      @Classic You shouldn't assume this was written by a guy (women can be funny too!) but it was...and thank you!

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      Moose 2 years ago

      I was irritated at first, but unlike the rest off the people, I kept reading and couldn't have laughed harder!

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      Swag 2 years ago

      great article

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      WTF World 2 years ago from Earth

      Glad you enjoyed it @Moose

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      WTF World 2 years ago from Earth

      @Swag thanks!

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      DDDBAKERRR 2 years ago

      Wtf is wrong with all of you? Are you all ignorant parents or something? No one says "Let's go catch some zzz's" nor do teens or anyone drink zzzquil for fun. They might try it then realize the only effect it causes is tiredness if anything then they will take a nap or go to bed early. Being semi-fresh out of high school what is more accurate is "Wanna go get high?" "Wanna smoke?" "Wanna smoke some weed?" "Wanna go take some oxy?" "Where can we get some vicodin?" "Wanna get fucked up?" "Let's find someone to buy us alcohol then get fucked up." Etc. Etc. Etc!!!!!!!!! I know my grammar and punctuation is terrible here but I'm super tired and about to go to bed so I don't care at the moment. Anyway, I just thought I'd let you all know... no one does this. If people do, it is a VERY SMALL FEW that do and they are stupid because zzzquil doesn't make you high. Have a good night/morning.

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      DDDBAKERRR 2 years ago

      My apologiezzz! I was so tired last night after I drank some ZzzQuil yet I was resisting going to bed, therefor I became delirious. I didn't read this whole article until today and now regret my previous comment. Thank you for the article! Pretty funny @WTF World Good job! :)

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      WTF World 2 years ago from Earth

      @DDDBAKERRR Best comments ever.

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      dafuq 2 years ago

      Dude What theee fuck. How does one get high off zzzquil? Im almost 21 and take that shit for extreme insomnia. You have to be half retarded to think you can get high off OTC Sleep Aids. This is A joke right ?

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      wtf world 2 years ago

      Im a stoner lol false info

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      neeglosh 2 years ago

      While I don't think it's by any means on the level of The Onion (maybe approaching Clickhole, lol), I have to say the thing I most appreciated was that Bill Hicks quote thrown in there. Thanks for the read, man! Smoke dope.

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      ass burger 2 years ago

      WTF. IT'S A DAMN SLEEPING PILL.

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      koala420 2 years ago

      Are Your Teenagers Catching Z's?

      55% Yes

      30% No

      15% I'm going to go ask them right now!

      I have zzzquil on me right now I never knew u can get high of it ima take like 3 doses n see what happens

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      WTF World 2 years ago from Earth

      @koala420 please be careful

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      anon 2 years ago

      What this written by a lonely child that was never invited by his friends to do anything ? Seriously, this has to be a gag article. I understand the relative dangers of zzzquil, but I've never heard of anyone doing it recreationally. This is trash, and the biggest worry a parent should have about zzzquil is taking it themselves and not waking up to their kids doing something actually dangerous.

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      comment 2 years ago

      Seriously, even the place where you got the image from was not mentioning '' catching z's '', it was just a person saying that they wanted to get more sleep, and in which case obviously zzzquil would be a perfect fit. I still think this is a "Troll" article.

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      Dave 2 years ago

      Bad article. Why do you feel the need to insult kids and there parents because they have it off worse than you? people like you are part of the problem. Seriously terrible article. Now im going to get high and im still a better person than you. getting high is the only law I break. Go to church and pray to your imaginary friend that i get smitten. (Nothing will happen.)

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      Raul 2 years ago

      What's with all the kissed off teens? This article is hilarious and pretty much true, anyone who says otherwise is just in denial or really ignorant.

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      WTF World 2 years ago from Earth

      @Dave LOLWUT

      @Raul You get it.

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      Merk 2 years ago

      I had the Flu for a few days, tried taking this stuff to sleep cause I was having problems sleeping.....bad idea....was halluciating when I shut my eyes and it did not make me sleepy at all, mind u I also smoked a bowl after I felt the ZZZquil wasn't working and that made it worse....

      I had to see the doc to get past the actual insomnia caused by the flu I had....they prescribed me a xanax so I could finally sleep after a week of the flu, thank the lord.

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      WTF World 2 years ago from Earth

      Merk, that sucks dude hope you're feeling better.

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      Wonderboy 2 years ago

      This article and the comments are the best thing Ive read all day. Folks should liten up a bit....but then we wouldn't have these comments to laugh at. Keep it up Hate-tards, and thank you.

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      Cha 2 years ago

      Glad to see someone noticed the Bill Hicks

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      iamanonymousiam 24 months ago

      This post gave me cancer..

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      Baba booey 23 months ago

      I took 16 pills n feel ok, how many too trip or be weird ?

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      Now I know 23 months ago

      At least now I know why I can't remember shit, didn't know it could get you high, I don't know if I'd Wanna catch zs unless I'm sleeping

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      boody 23 months ago

      Dumb

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      WTF World 23 months ago from Earth

      @bloody It IS dumb to do this!

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      WTF World 23 months ago from Earth

      @Now I know:

      That's the safest way, and only take as directed!

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      WTF World 23 months ago from Earth

      @Baba booey:

      Please only take as directed and immediately seek medical help.

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      WTF World 23 months ago from Earth

      @iamanonymousiam:

      Internet posts can't give you cancer.

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      WTF World 23 months ago from Earth

      @Cha:

      ;)

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      Joey 23 months ago

      Z needs to be pulled from market! It's an awful OTC. I am speaking from personal experience. My significant other who is in his 60's btw started using this crap. Drinking bottles of it a day. Hallucinations delusions. Turned a fairly normal person into a zombie and total idiot. Permanent brain damage I'm thinking. I wish I could prove it. Wrote to P&G think I received a response?? Not on your life they are making a fortune letting people get screwed up. Probably permanent damage

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      WTF World 22 months ago from Earth

      Joey

      That's terrible! I hope you receive due reparations.

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      22 months ago

      Couldnt even finish reading this article. This is all ridiculously untrue and sounds just stupid.

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      WTF World 22 months ago from Earth

      @K Literally the second paragraph states that the article is Satire but thanks for playing!

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      imlyeingiamhighandlonely 21 months ago

      yo so like umm yea yo umm like thanks imma try this some time tomorrow but wouldn't 2 Xanax do the job better like the ppl next doors lion is chill n lets me in their med bag. and about that umm last part wait not the last part but somewhere in there you say teens want attention or stuff like that amen and i share your pain man my step dad hit the mail box ran over 4 of my moms cats and ate all our spaghetti so i had to replace all of that and i like pie can you email me some pie i swear to alah im not high ps im not a jew haha and yo cand you put a dog to sleep with this shit

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      truth 19 months ago

      I'm 21 and never in my life heard anyone tasking it to get high, pot and alcohol are way to easy to get now a days for kids so why would the y take a sleep aid

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      Butguys 19 months ago

      The sad thing is, some lonely kid will read this article now & go try to get high. Lol

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      ditty724 17 months ago

      He really compared it to wax though lmfao

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      eric 14 months ago

      what makes me mad is you compare this to budder what is wrong with you I make budder that I have used to treat a beautiful 2 year old girls brain tumors it's people like you with their ignorance moronic uneducated bull shut propaganda that are keeping hundreds of kids from getting their meds in my mind you're a murderer

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      WTF World 11 months ago from Earth

      @eric Tell us how you really feel.

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      WTF World 5 months ago from Earth

      @waste of time I can definitely tell you read the entire piece, especially the part that says it's not real.

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