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PeePee Teepees : How to Make a Pee Pee Teepee

Updated on March 26, 2011

What a beautiful baby boy you have there!

Q. It seems like everytime we change his diaper he pees on us. What are we doing wrong?

A. Your not using a Pee Pee TeePee!

No, Im not PeePee Teepees salesmen.

Can you imagine having that on your business card!

I merely stumbled across what has to be the most intelligent life changing invention ever made. A Pee Pee Tee Pee, I feel as if this item is going to be huge. I dont know how the primitives ever dealt with the terrible burdens of raising a baby boy, I shudder to think of the threats my own parents were exposed to while raising me. At any moment, the slightest chill or impish thought could lead to a dangerous full frontal assault.

Many push off parenting out of a justifiable fear of daily sprayings.

Fear no more, young parents...the peepee teepee will save you.

Check out the tagline:

"PeePee TeePee for the Sprinkling Wee Wee"

doesnt that just make you shudder

PeePee Teepees : Perfect Gift for Baby Boy gift baskets

old faceful

thanks tom rubenoff for the clever phrasing
thanks tom rubenoff for the clever phrasing

The Gory Details

These things come 5 to pack and are 100% cotton and washable. They are cheap (5 for under 10.00USD) and would probably put a smile on any expereinced parents face.

Personally, Im going to get a couple of cases of these and give them to all my guy friends as wedding gifts as they each get hitched..a little humorous reminder of the new threats they are most lilely to be exposed to.

Is that a bad joke?

But when  I look at these things I figure why not just grab a handful of those little paper cups from the office water cooler? I even found them on Amazon.

I guess its a novelty, cutesy wutsey type of gift, perhaps I have a cold heart but these things make me shudder.

How to build your own baby tee pee

rather than pay 6 bucks for a set of 3 teepees ,spend 10.00 and a get a couple hundred Dixie will be able to use the same one over as you probably wont get sprayed every time.

You can also just consider restocking at your Doctors office, work and bank or whwrevre free water cones are available!


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    • Mrs. Obvious profile image

      Willow Mattox 

      9 years ago from Northern California

      I have two boys of my own, and I never got sprayed. I didn't give them a chance. You are right about the paper cups. Heck, I just used to use a wipe as a cover and have the next diaper ready pronto! Great hub!

    • Enelle Lamb profile image

      Enelle Lamb 

      9 years ago from Canada's 'California'

      That is just too funny! And I think you definitely should give them as wedding gifts LOL

    • Tom Rubenoff profile image

      Tom rubenoff 

      9 years ago from United States

      I dunno, dodging "Old Facefull" was really good for my reflexes! Plus, getting p'd on so early helps later in life when they are teenagers and they really start to p on you.


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