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God Created Children

Updated on February 12, 2008

In the process grandchildren :o) Joke time

If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.

THINGS TO THINK ABOUT :

1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.

3. Mother's of teens now know why some animals eat their young.

4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

5. The main reason for holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful then your own.

6. We childproofed our home, but they are still getting in.

Advice for the day: BE NICE TO YOUR KIDS. THEY WILL CHOOSE YOUR NURSING HOME ONE DAY.

AND FINALLY : If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "TAKE TWO ASPIRIN and "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"

G-Ma :o) hugs

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    • Granny Smith profile image

      Granny Smith 9 years ago

      You're very clever my dear. Thanks for the cute hub! You're doing wonderfully.

    • rmr profile image

      rmr 9 years ago from Livonia, MI

      Fathers of teens also know why some animals eat their young. But, just when you're ready to break out the cooking utensils, they do something incredible. Perhaps they can smell the danger.

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