- Family and Parenting
God Created Children
In the process grandchildren :o) Joke time
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.
THINGS TO THINK ABOUT :
1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.
3. Mother's of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
5. The main reason for holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful then your own.
6. We childproofed our home, but they are still getting in.
Advice for the day: BE NICE TO YOUR KIDS. THEY WILL CHOOSE YOUR NURSING HOME ONE DAY.
AND FINALLY : If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "TAKE TWO ASPIRIN and "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"
G-Ma :o) hugs