#1 - Everything in your house is something to stand on, including your face.
#2 - Somehow, somewhere, you're always sticky.
#3 - A room can be desroyed much faster than you can clean it.
#4 - You come to the conclusion that children exude crumbs.
#5 - You, your clothes, your furniture, any surface can be a snot rag.
#6 - You get more hugs and kisses than ever before.