Hmmm, Like Debeaner's answer. Reminds me of a audio story on mp3 that I download off the net. It was about Noah's brother.
Start off with the big fanfare and "I have a task for you to build an Ark."
Noah's bro: "Good idea oh Lord - my brother is already working on it....."
GOD: "No... a SECOND Ark.... to carry all that sting, bite, and nip...."
Noah's Bro; " Oh.... So my brother gets all the NICE animals like zebras, birds and butterflys - but I get all the nasty things l;ike mosquitos, flies and fleas? ... Gee, Thanks Lord ... Thanks a lot."