ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel

Naming a Child - The Mythical M

Updated on October 23, 2012

"This is it and it will be mmmMEEEEE!!!"

Source
Source
Source

The "M" in my family: How it all began…

Once upon a time, one sperm said to the one right beside, “My friend, I got a little secret to ask but before so, just wanna warn ya don’t go swimmin’ and yappin’ it to the others. Between you and me…Whaddya think? If ya win this, how would mama and papa call ya?

“A Baby?” thought the hyper other.

“Ahahaha, nah, ya fool!” “A NAME. Think of a name they will give ya?”

Swimming in the same direction side by side chatting with sheepish sperm, hyper sperm begged, “Lemme think. Lemme think. Lemme think some more…ummm…maybe ‘Red’?”

“Red? Why d’ya come up with the name Red?”

“Umm not’n.” replied proud hyper sperm. “It’s just like a combative name for my character- strong, brave and full of vigor! Unlike Billy or Joey, it’s like milk-and-water or milk-and-honey. It sounds cute but that’s not me, uh ah, never me. Right now, I dunno what I’m gonna be.” “How ‘bout ya? Ya look cute to me, round-faced! Your foxy tail, you propel it smooth, slow and careful. What name are ya thinkin’?”

A clever reply came from the sheepish sperm, “Not really sure but I heard a lot of Mmmmms!” “I have a feeling I will see the light at the end of the tunnel and it will be an M for me for sure. No doubt. I’m positive. Oh, God I heard a lot of mmms minutes ago. This is it and it will be mmmMEEEEE.” “Conceive. Conceive. Conceive.”

“Okay. Okay. Too much information.” said hyper.

Squirming in speed, passing the foxy tail swimmer and swimming crooked losing concentration, hyper sperm crashed onto others. SPLAT! hyper vanished. Sheepish indeed sees rays of light at the other end. Once conceived, sheepish sperm’s real gender anticipated for a name.

Sheepish sperm became the first of the brood of four. The parents gave her an ‘M’ name; and so on with the next three broods their names started with the letter M. Traditionally mythical, as the name planning may seem to be of unreal cause but loyal and contagious to the anointing of the initial letra M in a name. Papa is an M too and I guess it is all his idea. My siblings’ little girls are all M’s. But my other brother wanted to break the mythical M charm and he did. He should not have. Why Mark, why?

The sheepish foxy-tailed M is me. Now, I have two girls and both their names start with M too and my dog’s second name is an M.

Would this mythical M continue in the family? Only the third generation M does know.

Source

The crazy 'M's my the family:

A family of M’s: (papa Manolo, me-Marites (Maria), siblings Mark, Myles and Missy; my girls are Monika and Muffet (Marie) and our dog’s alternate name Montycarlo; Myles’ daughter is Meca, Missy’s two girls are Meg and Mya and a dog named MuShu. Mark wanted to crack the tradition and named my handsome nephew Kurt.)

Comments

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    No comments yet.

    working

    This website uses cookies

    As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, hubpages.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

    For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: https://hubpages.com/privacy-policy#gdpr

    Show Details
    Necessary
    HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
    LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
    Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
    AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
    Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
    CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
    Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
    Features
    Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
    Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
    Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
    Marketing
    Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
    Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
    Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
    Statistics
    Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
    ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)