Quiz: Are You A Redneck?
Quiz: Are You A Redneck?
Outspoken, hard working, fun loving, and with an opinion on just about everything a redneck definitely has a very distinct personality.
Highly loyal to family and friend they are traditionally rural folk even if they have been relocated into a bustling city.
Rednecks are out there and this quiz is designed to help locate them? There are definite attributes, mannerisms, and traits, that will classify you as a Redneck. So the big question is: Are you a Redneck?
Take the Redneck quiz and discover if you are indeed a member of that elite and very distinct group of individuals known as Rednecks.
Rednecks generally have a strong country background.
Hang it out beside the door. Need I say more!
What defines a redneck?
It is the fine personal habits and attitude of a redneck that characteristically defines you as being one. Rednecks definitely have a very distinct personality and it shows in just about everything that they say and do.
Rednecks generally have a yard filled with broken down vehicles and knee high grass. Their lawn mower is always broken and gosh knows what happened to the one that they borrowed from Uncle Ralph. They aren't afraid of hard work, or of a heck of a good party either, and they usually have a whole mess of relatives hanging out in the backyard.
Redneck's gather around the T.V. each week to watch the drawing of the lottery numbers and plan out each spring by what the gopher predicts will happen on Ground Hog Day. They believe in country, God, and mom's homemade apple pie. Ninety percent would marry their cousin if they were allowed. Oh, and their dog is usually named Lucky.
It is one of those "Been there and done that" kind of moments.
They carry the traditional values of their ancestors into their modern day lifestyle.
The Quiz consists of 10 simple Questions.
Grab a sheet of paper and a pencil to record your answers on.
You can add up your points when you get all ten answered.
Let's find out if you really are a Redneck.
Rednecks have a tendency to gather a few spare parts for their fixer uppers.
Question number 1: Do You Have Three Or More Vehicles In Your Yard?
Rednecks don't like to let go of their brew. Hold it tight boys!
Rednecks have a strange sense of prioritizing things.
Question #2: Do You Keep Automobile Parts In Your Home Rather Than In The Garage?
Rednecks have a strong work ethic. They work hard and when the opportunity presents itself they play hard as well.
Do You Own More Than Two Pets?
Question #3: If livestock or wildlife is allowed in the house then count it too.
What the heck was I thinkin?
Rednecks have a strong sense of loyalty and tend to be pretty close to their kinfolk.
Question #4: Are Your Neighbors Also Your Relatives?
In my town supper tends to trot right up to the front door.
These traditional old fashioned country folk tend to remain self reliant regardless of where they wind up living.
Question #5: Is Duct Tape An Essential Item In Your Home?
Redneck take out food. Kind a nice when dinner is delivered right to your front door and you don't have to go out lookin' for it.
Back to that self reliant thing again. Waste not want not.
Question #6: Have You Ever Eaten Road Kill For Supper?
And if you ain't gonna eat it then leave that critter be. It has as much right to be living on this pretty little planet as you do.
Going with the waste not want not theory there are very few things get thrown away.
Question #7. Do You Own More Than Two Refrigerators?
Rednecks are always working on something so they generally wear a baseball cap to keep the oil and grease outta their hair and the sun outta the eyes. So yep you gotta wear the hat to be a true redneck.
Are you redneck enough to wear the hat?
Rednecks wear caps because they are often out hunting, fishing, or working under the hood of an old vehicle.
Gotta protect the head and the hair when you are out there working or playing.
Include any that live at your home more than they do at their own.
Question #8: How Many Kids Do You Have?
My 2 sisters, my dad, and me. There were 6 kids in my family.
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Be honest. I know a heck of a lot of folks do this (especially men).
Question #9: Do You Do The
Redneck signs or signs that you might be a Redneck?
Every now and then you just know that somebody is going to do something that they are going to regret the next day.
Often the person just happens to be the redneck in the group. Wear that baseball cap in pride boys.
When television is your main source of entertainment the couch tends to be a pretty important piece of furniture.
Question #10. Is Your Living Room Couch The Main Dining Area Of Your Home?
Rednecks tend to talk to wildlife when they encounter it. Do you?
Time to tally up those answers.
1. Do You Have Three Or More Vehicles In Your Yard?
(score 1/2 point) I have a spare in the backyard that I am planning on fixing up.
(score 0) Nope!
(score 1 point) My yard looks like an autowrecking business.
2. Do You Keep Automobile Parts In Your Home Rather Than In The Garage?
(score 1 point) Heck I have them in both. Doesn't everyone?
(score 0) Never. The wife would leave me and she is the only one who knows how to cook.
(score 0) Nope. The husband would leave me and I need him to bring home the bacon.
3. Do You Own More Than Two Pets? If livestock or wildlife is allowed in the house then count it too.
(score 1/2 point) Nope only one.
(score 1/2 point) Two
(score 1 point) Our home is a petting zoo.
4. Are Your Neighbors Also Your Relatives?
(score 0) I try to live in a separate state than my relatives.
(score 1 point) Of course, it is easier to stumble home if you live in the same neighborhood.
(score 1/2 point) Only one and she / he lives in the basement.
5. Is Duct Tape An Essential Item In Your Home?
(score 1 point) We stock up on it whenever it goes on sale.
(score 0 point) What is duck tape?
(score 1/2 point) I have a roll around here someplace....
6. Have You Ever Eaten Road Kill For Supper?
(score 1 point) I couldn't let good meat go to waste now could I?
(score 0) No. That would just be gross.
(score minus 2) What is roadkill?
7. Do You Own More Than Two Refrigerators?
(score 1/2 point) Let me think about this one for a minute.
(score 0) One.
(score 1 point) Two.
(score 1/2 point) Working? None.
8. How Many Kids Do You Have? (Include any that live at your home more than they do at their own.)
(score 0) One.
(score 0) Two.
(score 1 point) Hold still so I can count ya little buggers.
(score 1 point) I had a whole pack of the damn things but they are on their own now.
9. Do You Do The "Sniff Test" Before You Put Your Clothes On In The Morning?
(score minus 1) Huh? What is a sniff test?
(score 1 point) Generally do....
(score 0) Never.
(score 1/2 point) Well maybe every now and then.
10. Is Your Living Room Couch The Main Dining Area Of Your Home?
(score 1 point) Yep. It is where we eat our meals.
(score 1/2 point) I have a couch? I was wondering what was under all that stuff in the living room.
(score 0) Nope and I am not quite sure why I don't.
Kind a brings a tear to the old eye doesn't it?
You can keep all your favorite fishing rods out on display with this handy fishing rod display rack.
You know the rods I am talking about. That special one that got you the big one with, and the one that you won the bet with Uncle Vinnie with, oh and don't forget the one that you dug out of the duck pond last year.
Dang now here I go getting all sentimental again.
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