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Things You Should Never Say to a Foster Parent

Updated on April 4, 2017

As a foster parent there are a few things I'd like to help you non fosterers understand... Let's call it "how to not look like a total idiot to a foster parent".

As you can imagine deciding to become a foster parent or even adopt from foster care is not an easy choice. Once a person or couple chooses this path in life, they often start talking about their choice to family & friends...This is where normal well adjusted people become morons. I'm not sure why it happens, but it does in fact happen...and often enough to take notice. In fact, we foster parents often laugh about it on forums!

It's OK, I'm sure you had no idea! If you want a good laugh & a bit of enlightenment please read on...


There will be whole lot of sarcasm flying around don't get too offended and have yourself a good laugh!

"Oh you don't want those kids, they are messed up!"

Wow...So if someone just showed up at your house, told you to grab a trash bag of stuff, stuck you in a social workers car, and drove you to an office to sit ... while she called 10-20 people looking for a bed. Then they just dumped you at a new wouldn't be messed up? Cut the kids some slack, they didn't ask to be yanked from their homes & they certainly don't want to live with strangers. They're all pretty good kids, Assuming "they are all messed up" doesn't make you look too bright.

Have you ever traveled to a different country and made stupid mistakes on ordering food or screwed up the proper way to hail a cab? Foster kids are like that, they often live in a world of shelters, hud housing, and constant scrapping for food. Now take them into a regular restaurant... You may see a 10 year old smash his face into the sneeze guard to blow faces at the salad! (been there, seen that). First he has no idea how to act because he's never been in that situation. You heard right... a restaurant. Never been to one. Second if he knew what a sneeze guard was he wouldn't touch it...Duh. They just need time to get up to speed with regular kid stuff and learn how to not act like a feral Tasmanian Devil.

Remember if foster parents don't step in & help these kids you will have grown adults blowing bubbles on the sneeze guard! Trust me, it's only funny once.

"As soon as you adopt you'll get pregnant!"

** Facepalm **

This doesn't apply to me, but I know several adoptive moms that have had cancer, a hysterectomy, or multiple miscarriages. This comment can be devastating to them...or if they have a sense of humor it makes you look like a total idiot. The best response I've heard is "Wow, that would be impressive - since I don't even have a uterus!".

Personally I chose adoption first, so that means I am actively trying not to get pregnant. This task isn't nearly as tricky as most 16 year old's proclaim it to be.

It's Ok, I'm sure you just saw some great special on the lifetime network about increased fertility after adoption.

The Race Card...

"Is he from Africa?"

Ok...Honey, you need to turn off the E! network. Turns out - this country has black people in it ... Lots of black people. Foster care is full of tiny black, white, Hispanic even hybrid people. It's like a rainbow.

"Does he speak English?"

Well... currently he speaks baby, he's 6 months old. However I assume he will in fact speak English because *Drum roll* he's an American child.

"Did they make you take a black baby?"

... o_o ...

Actually I asked for a purple one but they were all out...I guess I could dye him like an Easter egg though! Seriously, unless you just time warped out of 1926 maybe you should get some counseling about your issues.

"Is the father black?"

"Hmmm not sure never met the father" This really stumps nosy old ladies, I never add anything past that comment either.

"Is that a black baby?" that rhetorical? I'm pretty sure even small kids can identify between black & white. But nice ice breaker!

"But, he's white!?"

Yes, white kids are in foster care too! Feel free to Google it if you don't believe me.

"At least they're white, you can pass them as your own"

Sorry lady but I already pass them off as my own...color is not even on the radar.

"You should shave his head so he doesn't look bi-racial!"

What in the hell is wrong with you?! Seriously, you need help ... and step away from my devilishly handsome curly haired son.

"Are you doing it to make money?"

To answer this briefly... Bawhahahahaha... You Must be freaking kidding me? So did you give birth to make money? Living large off that child tax credit? No? Yeah me either. I don't live a low income lifestyle, we eat out, go on trips, and are enjoying the middle... so are the kids... and that isn't cheap. I'd like to also add - I adopted one of my kids three weeks before he turned 18... Because of his disability, he will have to live with us the rest of his life.

Want more details? Check out the expanded explanation here!

"You Should Breast Feed!"

Apparently, this is a pretty common topic for strangers to kick up at Walmart checkouts when they see you buying formula. Even when pointing out kids are in foster care...the breast is best! Sure unless the bio mom is an addict, has a drinking problem, or god forbid - some illness the baby could catch. I mean the kids are in foster care for a reason.

As a foster parent I'm not even aloud to let an kid sleep in my bed and you want me to breast feed someone elses baby?

1. Eww

2. Not even remotely appropriate.

3. Eww

4. Logistically not possible.

"They're so lucky to have you!"

Yes indeed these kids are all kinds of lucky to be so badly abused that get the pleasure of coming to my house. (It sounds really stupid now doesn't it?) I guess they are lucky their parents didn't kill them...but that seems all wrong. In reality these kids are the furthest thing from lucky. The kids that end up with 2 loving parents from birth, who feed them, take care of them, and treat them like a kid should be treated ... they are the lucky ones.

So please don't tell my kids they are lucky to have us. We are the lucky ones. We get to be their parents.

"You Must Be a Saint!"

Ha! Clearly you don't know me. I can be crabby, grumpy, and too tired to drag my butt out of bed on Saturday morning. I also cuss like a sailor, watch Family Guy & still laugh at fart jokes (Thanks a bunch Minions). "Saint"... I don't think so. I don't even think an atheist could qualify to be a Saint... can they?

I foster because I like kids...I want to be a parent. Are daycare workers saints? Teachers? Other parents? Nope, and I'm no different, I just choose the other path to get to parenthood. You have to remember, I signed up for this and WANT a house full of kids. I wasn't tricked or talked into it...I choose it.

"I could never give them back"

So...your a kidnapper? Wow, good to know!

My first issues with this is... I must be some heartless evil witch that has no feelings because I can give them back. They are not my kids!

If a hungry child appeared on your doorstep would you turn him away without food because you didn't want to get attached? No, of course not! You would bring him in, get him food, warm clothes, clean him up, and call someone to help him. I'm doing the same thing... just for a longer period of time.

When a child first comes into care the goal is always to go back home...Always. Yes, we totally miss the kids. Yes, it's very hard. Our job is to make that kid feel safe and loved for as long as they are here. I assure you the good feelings outweigh the bad or no one would do this.

"Just give him back!"

This is a human not a puppy... Are you going to give your kid away when he acts up? I'm sure you think the answer to my problems is to give away a troubled kid, but not everyone is a quitter. This kid needs someone to stand next to him even when he's acting up. It's called parenting.

Don't be surprised if you make this comment and hear ... "About the time you put your's back in!"

"But he's so cute. Why didn't his mother want him?"

Did you only keep your cutest kids?! Again this is a human not a puppy. We don't see photos of the kids before the move in and we don't go to a location filled with baby cages & pick out a cute one.

Let's break this down...Kids are in foster care because of serious abuse or neglect. The parents are given a case plan and they do their best to get the kids back. Sometimes their best still isn't good enough and a permanent home needs to be found. His cuteness had little effect on how his parents worked their plan. The bio parents don't work harder because they want their cute kids back! They work thru their issues, resolve their problems, and work their plan successfully ... or they don't.

"Oh you adopted? Well I know someone who adopted..."

(Insert horror story here)

I find it fascinating that your cousins husbands co-worker had a bad experience and thanks so much for sharing! I know plenty of terrible things biological kids have done... should I start running down the list? Jeffrey Dahmer and Ted Bundy had lovely parents didn't they...

Yes, I know you saw the movie Orphan & most likely 20 Law & Orders with terrible foster kids. *Pssst* That's made up for entertainment... it's not real people!

"Don't you want to have your own kids?"

These don't look like My Own kids? Hmmm...they keep begging for stuff, want me to feed them, and wash their clothes... sure feels like my own kids.

There are many ways to create a family, all are valid (unless you bought a kid off a street vendor) and all the kids are "my own" kids when living in my house. They are valued members of my family and treated equally.

Not everyone wants to be a breeder or even can be a breeder... you should safely assume someone spent years mulling over the decision to adopt before mentioning it to you. Unless you've already adopted you have very little input into this conversion.

The only correct answer to "We are going to adopt" is "Good for you!" or "Congrats!"

Thank's For Dropping By!

I hope you had a good laugh!

The next time you see a frazzled mom with a gaggle of kids, be nice to her...she just might be lucky enough to be a foster parent.

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      My humble 2 cents... 2 months ago

      My husband and I adopted our children from orphanages in Russia. I have heard some of the comments you have addressed from time to time. One comment I hear most is, "Are they siblings?" Another is, "Do you have your own kids too?" To many adoptive parents, these comments are very offensive. And I understand why these comments are offensive because of course my children are siblings, just not biologically related siblings. And of course they are my own children, even though I didn't give birth to them. Like you said in your article, it took us years to wrap our heads around building our family through adoption and therefore, we have had years to learn proper etiquette with regard to certain terms that are considered thoughtless or questions that are asked not so delicately by those who are simply curious about something they know nothing about. Or at least not on the same level as we do. We have been immersed in the adoption world for years, like you as a foster parent. Most of the people who ask questions such as, "Isn't it hard to give them back?" or "Is the father black?" have not experienced adopting a child or parenting a foster child. They only see the surface of the relationship with our children which is that our children lived in an orphanage before we brought them home or that a foster parent is simply a full-time babysitter. They are looking at it from a different perspective. An uneducated perspective. They don't know my story.

      How long my husband and I tried to build a family and the heartache we suffered while doing so. Or that you chose to foster children because that is where your heart lead you. They probably do not know that the goal of foster care is to reunite a foster child with his/her birth parents whenever possible. Curious people typically do not see that from our perspective, we are the lucky ones as adoptive/foster parents. From their perspective, we rescued an unwanted child. From our perspective, our children rescued us. So while the statements/questions from curious people seem ridiculously ignorant to us, I choose to be tolerant and subtly educate them, if the opportunity presents itself, about a wonderful, beautiful life they know nothing about. That being said, I do LOVE your sarcasm and did get quite a few laughs from your article! I do understand your perspective. I too shake my head sometimes. I just think we should step back and consider their perspective too.

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      Jen H 2 months ago

      I notice there is a lot of “would you turn away a starving child” points here and I know you can’t breastfeed a foster child but I’m a little taken aback by the double “ew” as a answer. All through history women have feed each others infants for various reasons, including that the mother can’t produce. I don’t think there is anything wrong with it, would you turn away a starving baby?

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      Nunya 2 months ago

      Have a foster mom friend who went to WIC for her foster son (aged less than 1 year) and was informed she should breastfeed him. When informed such would be illegal AND impossible, the lady said "That's just a foster parent excuse!"

      Luckily she is wealthy enough to afford formula on her own, so she walked out immediately.

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      Marion Crook 4 months ago

      I got: Is your husband Native?

      I said: No, is yours?

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      Peggy C. 9 months ago

      I've done foster care for more than 12 years and I can't imagine my life without having met and loved all the kids that I've had in my home through the years. I must admit there have been times I've wanted to give up and throw in the towel because for a single middle aged woman, well it would be a whole lot easier life to say the least. But for me, well I'm selfish I guess because I never knew that fostering children would be so rewarding. I honestly thought at first that it would be a way for my only child to have some kids around so that he wouldn't be so lonely as an only child. I had no idea that a piece of my heart would leave with every child that walked out my door. Who would have known that I would learn so much from them!

      I've had black children, Hispanic children and white kids as well. I've loved them all the same!

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      Sunny Day 9 months ago

      Don't tell your daughter after 2 1/2 difficult years her foster son had to be placed in another foster home either "you don't just give your children away" or he had to leave because "well you were first time parents". They have no idea the courage it takes to admit you aren't able to help a disturbed child any further or how heart breaking it is to realize that a child you are attached to is so disturbed due to someone else abusing him that he needs deeper help than you can give him.

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      Melissa S 15 months ago

      As a former foster parent (and current adoptive parent to 5 that didnt get to go home) I think Ive heard all of those comments. I have learned over the years that some people are genuinely interested in the fostering journey while others are just plain nosey. Ask a decent question you get a decent answer from me, give me snarky and get the idea

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      Patty 15 months ago

      I have been told every single one of those comments...people are so naive...

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      evie grace 2 years ago

      This touched my heart n I thank God for foster parents who really love the kids. I want to pray for them every day!! Love n prayers to all!!!

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      Mary 2 years ago

      My dear daughter and son-in-law thought long and hard about foster parenting (and possible adoption) and have had three elementary age weekend respite guests and three babies, two of whom are still with them. They are finding the experience extremely rewarding (as are the foster grandparents) to enjoy the darling babies and to assist the parents in their quests to regain them. I am proud that they are helping the parents become better, while loving the babies. Whatever happens, their foster care is making life better for the little ones. They feel sad when people say stupid things like those above.

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      Gloria R. 3 years ago

      Super funny :)

      The absolutely worst comment I have gotten was at the super market. The cashier has known us for so long, and when we showed up with our foster son, who had just moved in, her comment was (in front of him), "Well, where did you buy him?"

      My instinct was to calmly tell her, as loud as she asked, "He is the newer member of our family"

      Though that was a RIDICULOUS comment, I am sure she was surprised and just wanted to say something, which ended up being a stupid something.

      The "He is lucky to have you", I have heard a few times, even the "You are a saint". But I see what people mean.

      He is lucky to have you - means that they could be out there, under abuse. Some kids end up in terrible abusive foster homes too. So if the person knows us and knows that we care indeed, they may be trying to say, "I am so glad he is in your house, safe and on the road to healing" That's how I take it, anyway. The best response is, "we are the lucky ones" or "Thank you", since they meant to be kind.

      You must be a saint - I think people reflect more on their own fears and are just trying to say, "I wish I could step in as well" To that one, I have responded, "please, don't say that"

      I was in training but quit when I learn the child may be taken back- that one made me upset because my thought was, "so screw the kid? You quit because the parent may get them back, but that means you won't help anymore??" Still, she wanted to feel like a hero, and that was her way of showing how displeased she was with parents that mess up for real...

      I find that people often mean well, and I appreciate their effort, however clumsy it may be. Unless the person is outright being crude, I don't take offense.

      It still stuns me when people say or ask things, so I am still learning how to remain calm and extend understanding to all involved.

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      chasingamazing 3 years ago

      (I did a complete overhaul editing the grammar nightmare above ... and published the cut and pasted, unedited original. Sorry for the painful reading! :-(

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      chasingamazing 3 years ago

      Six months ago my husband and I earnestly started our endeavor to adopt through foster care.I can't have ever be pregnant(complete impossibility!), he has some strong and repeating family genes we would rather not pass on if we could find a surrogate, we don't have to 20l-45k to front an adoption agency even if we did jive with it being so expensive to 'market ourselves' to give a needing child a home- so NO we are not going to get pregnant either :-) We are also in our very early 40's (I just turned 40 and hubs turns 42 in a few days) so we aren't exactly on the up-side of the great roller coaster any more.

      Almost all I heard- well meant, but think, people- with every announcement of our endeavors to close friends and family were warnings, and horror stories, and "Are you sure?" s . Sigh. Nope! Just decided on a total whim! Were we supposed to research this?

      Or.. well I've wanted to be a mom since I was 3 and now I'm 40 so.... no thought at all. Aye!

      And I also heard almost

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      sloshee 3 years ago

      I have been a foster parent for 1.5 years, still feel like a newbie! I hear, 'I could never give them back' most often. Usually followed by, I would get too attached. My foster daughter's caseworker recently explained that she couldn't foster herself for that very reason. Other people ask if we are worried about getting too attached. Well, much like *any* other parent of new little people, we fell hopelessly in love with each precious baby shortly after he or she has arrived in our home. So, worrying about getting too attached is pointless! And as a friend who fosters put it, every child deserves a foster parent whose heart will break when they leave.

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      ssncrvr 3 years ago

      Great article! I'm actually considering becoming a foster parent, and now I want to do it more than before.

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      nancianne 3 years ago

      I have had a couple of social workers through our foster family agency who need to read this. Our County social workers have been great. I love the article. There ae just some people who don't think before they speak.

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      acts238girl 3 years ago

      Excellent article, very snarky! (I do take exception to being called a "breeder" though. I give birth to human, not dogs)

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      potc01 3 years ago

      This hit the nail on the head. Not just for Foster Parents. Especially all the comments about race. I actually told a nosy elderly woman at Wal-Mart that I've never even saw Arianna's bio father before when A was about 7 months old and this woman asked me how dark my husband was in the middle of dealing with a cranky baby on a shopping trip. Shawn Auborn got a kick out of her reaction - especially since I was distracted and didn't realize how bad I worded my response.

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      hwagon 3 years ago

      I can't stop laughing! Well played!My hubby & I have heard all of those over the years. My favorite is "for the money", cuz ya know, if you can get a hellaciously tough job with no weekends or holidays off, or even pee breaks for that matter, that pays about a buck an hour... gee, who wouldn't go for that?!We have 2 little girls. They look nothing alike. We constantly get "Are they twins?". My answer? "Nope. Six weeks apart." For anyone nosey enough to continue the questioning I simply say, "Labor was hell." & leave them standing in aisle, befuddled.

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      jeffnjuanita-dewitt 3 years ago

      Are you Crazy !! You could be retired . Or the money one , How many cars do you need ? We are on the road alot with special needs kids , many appointments .Why do you want that for that kid ? Always fighting to get what the kids need with locals and state and Federal . Learning about the different problems and medical and emotional and etc.... Helps to make you a much better person .

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      blessedx10 3 years ago

      My favorite (NOT!) "Do you think that's REALLY fair to your biological children? Those kids take up so much of your time!" Yep, so does sleeping, working, cooking, cleaning, laundry, yard work...but we do those too!

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      June Campbell 3 years ago from North Vancouver, BC, Canada

      The one about not meeting the black father cracked me up! Seriously -- I know you don't like hearing that the kids are lucky, and you are right, they are not, but they are indeed blessed to have found a home with you.In my youth, I placed a baby for adoption. I reconnected with her when she became an adult, and I met her adoptive parents. They were fine, wonderful people and I am so grateful that she was placed with a great family who could give her what I could not.

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      fullofshoes 3 years ago

      This lens is a classic. I love it and I'm going to forward it to a couple of adoptive/foster parents that I know who will really, really enjoy it... and will relate. Big applause.

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      Lorelei Cohen 3 years ago from Canada

      That was supposed to be "you and yours" but my typing is as twisted as my tongue.

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      Lorelei Cohen 3 years ago from Canada

      You are a saint. (Sorry but somebody had to say it.) Best wishes to your and yours.

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      Frischy 3 years ago from Kentucky, USA

      As an adoptive mom for the past 15 years, and a former foster parent, I have heard everything you listed and quite a few more. People need to think first before they speak, and if they don't know what to say, just smile and don't say anything at all!