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50 Funny Kitchen Gadgets

Updated on December 30, 2010

Welcome to my kitchen gadgets Holiday Gift Guide!

If you spend a lot of time in the kitchen, the best thing to do is to make it a very confortable and personal space. And what's better that a bunch of crazy, funny supplies?

Here are 50 amazingly funny kitchen gadgets for your Christmas shopping!

M Cup Measuring Matroyshkas, Set of 6 Dry Measuring Cups

Fred M-CUPS White Matryoshka Dry Measuring Cups, Set of 6
Fred M-CUPS White Matryoshka Dry Measuring Cups, Set of 6

Measure and bake with glee using this set of 6 dry measuring cups made in the shapes of traditional Russian matroyshkas. The cups even nest like the Russian dolls for easy storage, and they're easy to find in any drawer or cupboard. The 6-cup set includes 1/4 cup, 1/3 cup, 1/2 cup, 2/3 cup, 3/4 cup, and 1-cup sizes. Made with heavy-duty construction, the cups are built to use and to last. They are food safe and come in a full-color gift box. The set makes a great gift for newlyweds and new homeowners.

 

Animal House Monkey Peeler

Animal House Monkey Peeler
Animal House Monkey Peeler

Boston Warehouse has created fun in the kitchen with their new Animal House products. The everyday basic kitchen gadgets are built for serious cooking¿with a smirk. The orange monkey peeler is king of the kitchen with his swivel blade stainless steel peeler, built in eye remover for potatoes. Our monkey cleans up nicely with a quick trip through the dishwasher

 

Hop and Pop Bottle Opener, Green

Fred and Friends Hop and Pop Bottle Opener, Green
Fred and Friends Hop and Pop Bottle Opener, Green

HOP & POP is three handy helpers in one. He pops off bottle caps with his mouth! He jumps at the chance to unscrew stubborn twist caps with his legs! He loosens lids with his prying eyes! You’ll wonder how you ever got along without him.

 

Gin and Titonic Ice Cube Tray

Fred GIN & TITONIC Titanic Ice Tray
Fred GIN & TITONIC Titanic Ice Tray

A novel conversation piece and cocktail party icebreaker, the Gin & Titonic Ice Cube Tray is made of ice blue, food-safe synthetic rubber and features four ocean liners and four icebergs. Created by Fred & Friends, the home design firm whose goal is to “put a smile on your face,” this ice cube tray (measuring 5.8 by 1.2 by 6.2 inches) is sure to add some grim humor to your next event—the iceberg shaped ice cube floats while the Titanic-inspired ocean liner gently lists. Packed in a recyclable clear box, the Gin & Titonic ice cube tray is perfect for your next Oscar party and makes a great gift for Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet fans. Hand washing recommended.

 

Holy Toast Stamper

Fred HOLY TOAST Bread Stamper
Fred HOLY TOAST Bread Stamper

In the beginning...there was bread. Ho hum. Make that boring bread an inspiration by embossing it before you toast! Our easy-to-use HOLY TOAST stamper always makes a good impression

 

ABC Cookie Cutter

Fred ABC (Already Been Chewed) Cookie Cutters, Set of 3
Fred ABC (Already Been Chewed) Cookie Cutters, Set of 3

Set of 3 cookie cutters ABC = Already Been Chewed

Each measures approx. 2.5" W x 3.5" L

Made of luxurious cast aluminum with no seams or sharp edges

Gingerbread recipe included

Packaged in a cute, clear gift box

 

Fiesta Head Chefs Silicone Spatula, Tangerine

Head Chefs Spatula, Apricot
Head Chefs Spatula, Apricot

Head Chefs kids cooking tools are a fun and safe way to have your junior chef help out in the kitchen and encourage playing with your food! The unique comfortable design includes bendable arms and legs with soft silicone bodies which fit comfortably into small hands. The feet act as suction cups and can be affixed to most counter top surfaces so the spatula stands freely on its own. The vibrant orange color is appealing and will inspire creativity in meal preparation for chefs of all ages. While the Head Chef silicone spatula is fun, it is also a professional quality kitchen tool. These tools are ideal for creating memorable meals together in the kitchen!

 

Pastasaurus

Fred PASTASAURUS Pasta Server
Fred PASTASAURUS Pasta Server

Fred & Friends a prehistoric pasta server. Since the dawn of time, mankind has labored over the challenge of slippery spaghetti. Then pastasaurus appeared on the earth, uniquely adapted to this very task.

 

Table Saw

Fred TABLE SAW Crosscut Cake and Salad Saw
Fred TABLE SAW Crosscut Cake and Salad Saw

Fred & Friends table saw is the perfect accessory for your kitchen tool belt. It's big and toothy, so you can slice and dice your lettuce without discoloring it and show that cake you really mean business.

 

The Ex 5-Piece Knife Set with Unique Red Holder Designed By Raffaele Iannello

The Ex 5-Piece Knife Set with Unique Red Holder
The Ex 5-Piece Knife Set with Unique Red Holder

Designed by Raffaele Iannello, this unique 5-piece knife set with holder adds a touch of whimsy to any kitchen. The set includes an 8-inch Chef's knife, an 8-inch bread knife, 8-inch carver, 5-inch utility knife, and a 3-1/2-inch parer, plus the bold ABS plastic figurine which stores them all. Plastic casings house every knife to prevent blade exposure. Each knife features heavy-gauge stainless-steel construction and a razor-sharp precision cutting blade. Hollow, ergonomically designed handles ensure a secure grip. The set comes covered by a 25-year warranty.

 

DCI Hot Man Trivet

DCI Hot Man Trivet
DCI Hot Man Trivet

Trivet

Made of metal

Hand wash

 

Hot Heads Insulating Mitt, Frog

Fred and Friends Hot Heads Insulating Mitt, Frog
Fred and Friends Hot Heads Insulating Mitt, Frog

Fred sez: follow your animal instincts in the kitchen...put on one of these insulating mitts before touching anything hot! Their mega mouths will protect you from burns and put a smile on your face while they're at it! HOT HEADS are flexible, grippy, strong, safe...and charming.

 

Bananahandle Gripper

Ouch Toothpick Holder, Gray

Fred and Friends Ouch Toothpick Holder, Gray
Fred and Friends Ouch Toothpick Holder, Gray

Make your next party painfully amusing by inviting OUCH!, the voodoo-it-yourself toothpick holder. Perfect for finger food, emergency hexes, and jump-starting the good times. With Ouch, olives will never be boring again!

 

2-Carat Cup Platinum

Fred 2-CARAT CUP Solitaire Ring Mug, Platinum
Fred 2-CARAT CUP Solitaire Ring Mug, Platinum

2 carat crystal

porcelain

ring box packaging

 

Half Pint Creamer

Fred HALF PINT Glass Milk Carton Creamer
Fred HALF PINT Glass Milk Carton Creamer

Fred and Friends. Got cream? Half Pint is an artfully blown and molded glass creamer that captures the comforting familiarity of a mini milk carton, just like the ones Mrs. Fontaine used to pass out in the school cafeteria. Simple, elegant, whimsical- it's a gem de la creme. Individual Gift Box.

 

Spilt Milk

Fred SPILT MILK Splash Cereal Bowl, White
Fred SPILT MILK Splash Cereal Bowl, White

Fred and Friends. Designed like an accident in progress. Spilt Milk will add a splash of fun to your table. It's made from soft, flexible silicone that's practically indestructable. 6-inch by 3-inch, perfect for a helping of Cheerios. Individual gift box.

 

Fred and Friends Pound

Fred and Friends Pound
Fred and Friends Pound

Turn your party into a hard hat zone with these ten-penny party picks. Perfectly suited for driving into your cheese cubes and manning up your martini. The finishing touch is our wood grain caddy made from food-safe foam with a weighted base. 18 reusable pickes in each recyclable clear box. Design by Christina Sciull, Fred Studio.

 

Oh Snap Cheese Cutter

Fred and Friends Oh Snap Cheese Cutter
Fred and Friends Oh Snap Cheese Cutter

Oh Snap is a really nice 9-inch X 5-inch beechwood cheese slicer and it's disguised as a giant mousetrap. This one makes me squeak with glee. Individual gift box.

 

Mix Stix spoons

Fred MIX STIX Drumstick Spoons, Set of 2
Fred MIX STIX Drumstick Spoons, Set of 2

Fred & Friends mix stix are classic indispensable beechwood spoons, morphed into drunsticks.

 

Constructive Eating Utensil Set

Constructive Eating - Set of Construction Utensils
Constructive Eating - Set of Construction Utensils

Textured, easy grip handles and detailing allow little hands to hold on tight. Even the youngest child will animate our construction machines with their true to life color, scale and shape. Our utensils can be used for every meal; each is rugged, light weight, and dishwasher safe. They are great when going out to eat, trying to extend productive eating time at the table, encouraging those not-so-favorite foods, or just for fun! Our utensils are made with FDA approved materials, contain no lead, are BPA free, PVC free, and phthalate free and are fully CPSIA compliant.

 

Stainless Steel Wrenchware - 3-Pc. Set

Stainless Steel Wrenchware - 3-Pc. Set
Stainless Steel Wrenchware - 3-Pc. Set

The perfect flatware set for the mechanic! 3-pc. set includes a fork, spoon and knife with unique handles - one has a box wrench, one a pliers jaws and one an open-ended wrench. It's dinnerware with real flair!

 

Ms Food Face Plate

Fred MRS. FOOD FACE Kids' Ceramic Dinner Plate
Fred MRS. FOOD FACE Kids' Ceramic Dinner Plate

Fred & Friends Ms Food Face is a ceramic dish with a caracitured female face. It is the female version of our top selling Mr. Food Face. Sold in an outstanding printed gift box. The design is inspired by an old classic toy Wooly Willie which used metal shavings to create mustaches and hair on the face image. In this design we are suggesting using different types of food for this purpose. There are numerous images on the box for potential faces but the real fun is using ones imagination to create faces.

 

Finger Food

Fred and Friends Finger Food
Fred and Friends Finger Food

Ever been at a party and wondered how you'll balance you wine glass, hors d'oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time. Our handy little Fingerfood plate slips onto you finger just like a ring, so now you can hold you snack and your glass in teh same hand, leaving you other hand free for eating, shaking hands, or general gesticulating. They're certainly conversation starters, too - so eat, drink, and be merry. One size fits most, ten reusable plates per handy peggable pack. Design by Ken Goldman.

 

Salad Tools

Fred and Friends Salad Tools
Fred and Friends Salad Tools

Fred and Friends. No doubt many of our eating habits need to be fixed. Salad tongs can help. Smooth strong beechwood, easy to clean and fun to use. Packeged 2 tongs with a frsted plastic header.

 

Baby Plane Feeding Spoon

Baby Plane Feeding Spoon, Fun Eating Time, French Design, Blue
Baby Plane Feeding Spoon, Fun Eating Time, French Design, Blue

Helps Baby eat better. Designed in France by Nicolas Trub. A fun accessory to make mealtimes more fun. .

 

Calf and Half

Fisticup Mug

Fred FISTICUP Ceramic Knuckleduster Mug
Fred FISTICUP Ceramic Knuckleduster Mug

Fred & Friends you'll get a fistful of your favorite beverage with this hard-hitting mug.

 

The Hillary Nutcracker

The Hillary Nutcracker
The Hillary Nutcracker

Is America ready for THIS nutcracker? You have just found the most innovative new product of the year! Get your hands on the world's most unique nutcracker...Grab Hillary while supplies last! This Hillary Nutcracker Stands Nine-inches tall. It is a functional, plastic nutcracker with stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell. The Hillary Nutcracker will stand upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring. Not recommended for the dishwasher or children under 12 years of age.

 

Wilton Silly- Feet Silicone Baking Cups , 4 Count

Wilton Silly- Feet Silicone Baking Cups , 4-Count
Wilton Silly- Feet Silicone Baking Cups , 4-Count

Bake and serve cupcakes in Silly-Feet!, the bright footed silicone baking cups that will have everyone making tracks to your treats. Silly - Feet create cupcakes with character, add fun faces with icing or candy to make animals, clowns, space aliens and more. Silly-Feet are so easy to use, just place them on a cookie sheet, fill with batter and bake. But just don't use for baking. Fill Silly-Feet with candy, fruit and other treats at your next party!.

 

Batterfinger Spatula

Danger Men Cooking Grill Hanger Warning Sign

Danger Men Cooking Metal Sign
Danger Men Cooking Metal Sign

Whether you're giving good warning about how delicious the grub is...or how high the flames might shoot, this hilarious grill hanging warning sign is guaranteed to have everyone respecting the chef! A great gag gift (or warning sign for the flame prone chef), this is one super-durable, rust resistant metal sign that is guaranteed not to melt even in the unlikely (or probable?) event of a grill fire! Made in a unique process that doesn't use paint, the colors in this bright warning sign are the result of firing finely ground porcelain glass crystals at 1350 degrees, which permanently fuses them to the 18-gauge steel plate--making these metal signs extremely weather and temperature resistant. Perfect for use indoors and out, these funny metal signs keep the mood light, no matter what happens in the kitchen or on the grill! Warning sign measures 6 x 7 and arrives with a predrilled hole and grill hanger. Handmade in the USA.

 

Time Bomb Kitchen Timer

Time Bomb Kitchen Timer
Time Bomb Kitchen Timer

Bombs away with this 60 minute mechanical timer

 

Gun Shaped Egg Pan Fryer

Island Dogs 54677 Gun Egg Fryer, Silver
Island Dogs 54677 Gun Egg Fryer, Silver

Start your day with gun-shaped eggs. Stainless steel mold has a convenient handle so you don't burn your trigger finger. Use it for pancakes, cookies or pizza too!

About 8" long.

 

Spread Heads Ketchup Charlie Bottle Topper/Dispenser

Spread Heads Ketchup Charlie Bottle Topper/Dispenser
Spread Heads Ketchup Charlie Bottle Topper/Dispenser

Ketchup Charlie replaces your ketchup cap with his head. When you squeeze the bottle, you can watch your favorite condiment leak out his nose all over your food! Fits most standard ketchup bottles. Makes the perfect gift! To keep your condiments fresh and to prevent contamination, use your original cap for storage.

 

Terrorist Tea Pot

SUCK UK Terrorist Tea Pot with Knitted Tea Cosy
SUCK UK Terrorist Tea Pot with Knitted Tea Cosy

The Terrorist Tea Pot is a set including the tea pot and the balaclava tea cosy. For those of you who like the technical info the pot holds 1.5 litres (50 Oz) which will make you 5 or 6 big cups of steaming hot tea!

 

Black "Be Nice to Me or I'll Poison Your Food" Embroidered Apron

Black "Be Nice to Me or I'll Poison Your Food" Embroidered Apron
Black "Be Nice to Me or I'll Poison Your Food" Embroidered Apron

High quality cotton/poly blend apron embroidered with the perfect saying to make a statement at your next party. Fully adjustable to accomodate both larger and smaller builds.

 

Star Wars Clone Cookie Jar

Star Wars Clone Trooper Collector's Edition Cookie Jar
Star Wars Clone Trooper Collector's Edition Cookie Jar

Based on Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith, these high quality Clone Trooper Cookie Jars will look great anywhere. Made of tempered ceramic, they are hand painted, then covered in a high gloss clear coat finish. By removing the helmet you open the jar for storage. A must for any Star Wars fan! Features: 11 inches tall Hand painted Beautiful high gloss clear coat finish A must for any Star Wars fan

 

Screwed Up Magnets, Set of 4

Fred and Friends Screwed Up Magnets, Set of 4
Fred and Friends Screwed Up Magnets, Set of 4

Sick and tired of losing all those little notes you write to yourself. You could bolt them to the fridge. Better yet, just try our new trompe l'oeil Screwed Up magnets- they won't leave a mark. 4 Handy magnets in each peggable blister. Design by Dale Emmet.

 

Wine Monkey Wine Caddy

Fred WINE MONKEY Sock Monkey Bottle Caddy
Fred WINE MONKEY Sock Monkey Bottle Caddy

Fred & Friends Wine Monkey is a wine bottle cover or caddy with the sock monkey face on the side.

 

TableTopics Original

TableTopics Original
TableTopics Original

Dismayed by the silence around your dinner table? Table Topics is the entertaining solution - a compelling collection of conversation starters that can be kept on the family dinner table or your desk at work, used as coasters during cocktail hour or setat each place for dinner parties. Ask questions like "If you got a tattoo, what kind would you get and where would you put it?" and "Is intelligence or common sense more important?" Admired as a fun way for family and friends to reconnect and discover more about themselves and each other, Table Topics promises a new experience every time. Size: 4" Cube Material: Acrylic and Paper

 

Gama-Go 45 Coasters, Set of 4

45 Record Coasters (By GAMAGO)
45 Record Coasters (By GAMAGO)

Enjoy this set of four silicone record coasters every time you're drinking your favorite hit beverage. Washable and dishwasher safe, these coasters will put a new spin on protecting your furniture.

 

Condiment Gun

Ketchup or Mustard BBQ Condiment Gun
Ketchup or Mustard BBQ Condiment Gun

Condiment gun triggers delicious fun when dressing burgers, fries and hot dogs.Kids and adults alike can hit the target every time when squeezing ketchup, mustard or other tasty spreads on any food that calls for a shot of flavor. Two reusable cartridges are included, with red and yellow tips. Plastic, 9 x 6 x 2".

 

Chimpsticks Chopsticks

Fred CHIMPSTICKS Hinged Chopsticks
Fred CHIMPSTICKS Hinged Chopsticks

Fred & Friends Chimpstick is chopsticks and a chopstick holder in a monkey shape. Great for children to learn chopstick use or for adults who are chopstick impared.

 

Cakewich Cake Mold

Fred CAKEWICH Bread-Shaped Cake Mold
Fred CAKEWICH Bread-Shaped Cake Mold

Fred & Friends Cakewich is a sandwich shaped cake mold. We include instructions on how to bake a cake and then create a peanut butter an jelly cakewich. The possibilities for variations are endless.

 

Twiggy Basting Brush

Fred and Friends Twiggy Basting Brush
Fred and Friends Twiggy Basting Brush

Fred and Friends. Twiggy is a basting brush that's right at home by the campfire. Next to the Weber or even the Viking. It's pine branch inspired, food safe, dishwasher safe, fun to use, quick to clean and easy to like. Clear gift box.

 

Toasted Notes

Toasted Notes
Toasted Notes

This piping hot slice of toast is pretty hard to miss on your desktop. You'll always be able to put your fingers on a buttery little self-stick note when you need one. Toasted Notes comes with 5 handy-pads in each pack.

 

Tooth Pick Up by Fred and Friends

Fred and Friends Tooth Pick Up
Fred and Friends Tooth Pick Up

The Toothpickup is rolling in with another load of toothpicks and smiles. This little truck is glossy porcelain and rolls on real rubber wheels. Uber retro, ultra handy. We even include a bag of toothpickes in each box. Individual gift boxes. Design by Iris Zohar.

 

Any Comments? - Happy holidays!

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    • peterb6001 profile image

      Peter Badham 5 years ago from England

      Hello V_random, You have a great lens! I love your gadgets.

      I have set up a brand new lens which lists the basic kitchen utensils needed for most cooking . I have personally chosen you as one of the contenders in a little competition Iâm doing. As I am brand new to Squidoo I thought of a fun way for us both to get some traffic. Under each utility list is a poll asking a simple question. There are only 3 polls. If you would like to answer these.

      You can then put your âBest Kitchen gadget or utensilâ in the voting poll further down with a link to it (which might be on your lens) creating more traffic for you. Once I have received the first 20 links I will start a 15 day countdown. The top 3 voted for recipes at the end of this period will be placed as a permanent link on my Lens.

      I have posted the first link which should you should be able to beat easily. Good Luck

      I do hope you would like to participate in my little competition. The Squidoo lens is https://hubpages.com/food/essential-kitchen-food-i...

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      Nathan 5 years ago from Ontario Canada

      This is a great lens. I really liked the ABC cookie cutters.

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      spencerayers318 5 years ago

      Imagine how whacky your kitchen would be if you bought all of these!

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      Little Linda Pinda 5 years ago from Florida

      I really like kitchen gadgets. Nice selection

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      these are fantastic! they'd make a great gift to many people I know, thank you!

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      ReviewsUpdates 5 years ago

      So cute! I love it!

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      redleafloans 6 years ago

      These are great gift ideas. Thank you so much...:)

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      phoenix3423 6 years ago

      I am so coming back payday and ordering a few things wonderful!!!

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      Blonde Blythe 6 years ago

      Fun & unusual lens! I really enjoyed it! :)

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      These kitchen gadgets are great! Love the condiment gun - but the kids would probably end up having a little fries with their ketchup! Awesome page!

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      blanckj 6 years ago

      I have an egg separator that is a moose and the egg whites run out through his nostrils. It's pretty disgusting but it is funny.

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      I especially like the condiment gun and the baby plane feeding spoon, those are really different and fun!

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      bt55 6 years ago

      I particularly like the Matroyshkas measuring cups. And The monkey peeler. And the Chimpsticks. And the condiment gun. Well you get the picture. Well Done and Thanks.

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      sheriangell 6 years ago

      These are so cute - I love quirky kitchen stuff.