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Eric's proven recipe for any small critter. That will work for rabbit, chicken or whatever.

Updated on October 4, 2014

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These two love me so much. Gone maybe but Angels for sure - Grandpa did teach me to fish
These two love me so much. Gone maybe but Angels for sure - Grandpa did teach me to fish | Source

Today we have Supermarkets, not always

I am going to write of this recipe and I want to make clear that it is my mom’s but I think she may have gotten a bunch of it from somewhere else. My mother would curl up with a cookbook like I do a brand new spy novel. Don’t get me wrong I love working out a perfect food, and my mom knew a spy in Berlin and one in Turkey. I never thought about it, maybe they were culinary spies. I suppose some folks go around stealing recipes. What a horrible thing to do. Not just because you stole it but because you are so sad of a cook that you have to steal. (if you could not tell this article takes a whole lot of liberty with truth and could be considered at least partly fiction)

This recipe is dedicated to Don Bobbit of these here hubpages and my mom of course. Don because I may have sandbagged him on a recipe to Armadillo and my mom because – you will see.

I grew up in the happiest household that ever did exist. I am youngest of six, all within 8 years of each other. Even at six foot I am not the tallest boy or girl in my family. I have three older sisters that mostly are all bigger in one way or another than me. Needless to say between my bro who is about 6’7” and my eldest that folks called the wedge, I was kinda the runt. About the time I hit 8 food was an issue. Just circumstances, maybe some tough times but mainly it is real tough to feed 8 pubescent mouths. We were all growing like weeds. Now we lived in the canyon country above Sedona Az., and the Mountain country of Flagstaff (not hill country – the town is at 7,000 ft. elevation and the mountain over 13K.) When I was born the big city of Flag had about 12k, residents including college students.

Mom said, "recipes are not God's law" she also let me sit on a little step stool and watch her cook. She was a goddess so they were God's law.

About now you are asking yourself what does this article have to do a recipe for small running critters?

Ya see we had to eat. The most expensive food was the meat. My brothers or sisters and I never really got into killing wild natural animals. We tracked for others and we all had a go at it, but no thanks. So what was so darn cool was my mother. She taught herself to cook wild game so well that hunters would provide plenty of meat if they could come over to sit at our table and eat mother’s masterpieces. Oh yeah my mom was a real good hostess and she had run an antique store so hard starched linens, real polished silverware and folded fleur de le napkins complimented the ironstone and candelabras.

I suppose in my old west each was good at something and we worked together to make sure we were all doing good.

Now about this recipe it will work for most any quickly cooked small animal and I think mom used it as a base for any she was unsure of how to cook. Let us use rabbit as for some reason that seems the most palatable to city folk. (this will work for armadillo, Javalina, squirrel, Raccoon, possum and for sure Jackelope)

This will work for about 4-5 pounds of meat obviously half if you are on some kind of diet or don’t have friends.

Look what I had to compete against. Are we happy or what?

Looks like we are up to no good -- but hey someone took the picture.
Looks like we are up to no good -- but hey someone took the picture. | Source

Pay attention to what you are doing. You should be having the livers ready to puree and ad to a sauce. You have your meat cooking in the same marinade it sat in

Now this is the stuff you need – do not get carried away just get them ready. Now I left out the ingredient of a dose of smiles and a whole lot of love -- but that is up to you.

1 ½ tease spoon of something like thyme – don’t stray too far but there are other things you can use here (I am not saying but some hippies use something else right here)

Teaspoon of pepper and one of salt

3 tablespoons of butter – that is a joke I think, mom never used that little butter, I would double that

5 cups of red wine – really? I think I would push that to at least ,,, well whatever you have left after reading this.

2 Tart and green and all chopped up Apples. In these old recipes I leave out the peeling,,, carrots and apples and potatoes have a ton of good in the peels.

1 tablespoon of gravy is recommended. Along with 2 cups of beef broth. Now that is right because you are trying to get rid of the “gamey” taste. Me I like the taste unless there is a reason to worry about rutting type timing then more gravy. So understand this is for a gravy type sauce you will be making with the livers. While it is sophisticated I have doubts about combining livers with meat.

Mix up some cornstarch kind of pre blended with some water. But not much more than a tablespoon of more unless you really like the thickening nature of the stuff. Keep these morsels separate for now.

Vinegar and 2 fresh squozed lemons, make that red wine vinegar (got a problem with the word squozed?)

Get ready 4 or 5 chopped shallots –More than called for but, how could that hurt.

2 juicy red onions and one good looking bay leaf, peel these and slice thinly into rings to use as a kind of bottom to a large shallow bowl. You get the picture, line the bottom with the onions. Just toss in the bay leaf.

OK Coolio, now take the: Wine, vinegar, Lemon juice, thyme, salt and pepper, mix it all up and pour it on your meat that you have just put on top of your thyme and onion bed. Kind of slosh it around. Make sure it is all covered. And refrigerate for over 24 hours.*

Pour to the side and capture that marinade.

1. I have already gotten rid of the livers (that is just me I separate them for cooking) but if you leave them in and are all ready just chop them up like you would chicken livers and sautee them. You will do this with the remaining onion and about 2 tablespoons of your butter, once they are lightly browned toss in your chopped apple. Sautee it up to your liking.

On the side melt up your remaining butter in a large frying pan. You really need something more like a dutch oven pan. Brown the meat, in this case on a lower temp because they need to be in there awhile.

Now just toss in what you have left, (accept for livers and starch and gravy) stir it around and let it simmer with a cover. Do this for about 45 minutes or more. While you are letting that be done blend up your livers and starch and gravy. Just puree them. Heat them up on a skillet making them just another gravy and then poor over the meat and keep simmering for ten minutes, now you can feed ten or so and everyone gets their fill.

A fire in the fireplace, a local professor, the hunter, and a small town doc. In this home we were taught by the hearth of the fireplace.

Those with something to offer were welcome, those that needed us to offer were most welcome. In one storm it snowed 7 feet that year.
Those with something to offer were welcome, those that needed us to offer were most welcome. In one storm it snowed 7 feet that year. | Source

If you just cook the meal and avoid the beauty of the bounty, which are friends and neighbors you cannot capture the flavor of the spice.

I use a camp cooking method and let it set out warm for several hours in the sun. – then follow the same instructions. When your camp cooking you have just killed the beast, you are going to cook and eat it right away, and you already know you have to cook it well done before eating. So the warm marinade I borrowed from my Puebla Mexico friends is what I like, besides you don’t have refrigeration in the middle of Death or Mohave deserts. (kind of silly to have all those ingredients but that is how I run my rig)

Now back to mom. Moms are awesome. I have never been so in love with my wife as when she is being mom to my child. Moms are insane the lengths they go to, to provide and love their children. There are some things shrinks would look at and say tsk tsk about how my mom raised us children. But I can promise all of you, this recipe is not one of them. Working a full time job, raising us 6 kids and making time to make sure we ate, not only great but in style and together. Thanks mom.

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      Theresa Ast 4 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      Eric - Terrific recipe, fabulous story, wonderful family and clearly the best mother in the whole world...well I think your mother and my mother are tied for that position :) Great Hub. Loved every minute of it. :) Sharing. :)

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      Eric Dierker 4 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      I was just joshing with myself outside as my son and I could see not stars or moon. And I reckoned in that case I ought to make popcorn. Moms, I do believe bring out the best in our memories. Phdastz I hope the do for you. Try this dish with chicken and then expand. Dorothea Barbara Maier Dierker was my moms' name.

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      Rolly A Chabot 4 years ago from Alberta Canada

      Hi Eric... I love the way you have brought family and food all into a delightful read. Thank you for sharing this part of life with us...

      Blessings from Alberta Canada

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      Eric Dierker 4 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Thanks Rolly, I truly do believe that happy with food makes it not only taste better but makes it more nutritious.

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      OHHH this is precious... I love it.. moms are special.. I miss my mom.. she was the most godly woman she loved Jesus so much taught me so much

      God Bless you and your wonderful family and wonderful words

      Debbie

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      Eric Dierker 4 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Thank you, as I am older my moms are gone on to a better place. But Yahoo!!!! My children have a mom, time to party.

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      Darrylmdavis 4 years ago from Brussels, Belgium

      This was a first...a "critter recipe" . Enjoyed it a great deal :-)

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      Eric Dierker 4 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      We just work on happy around here, thank you for visiting, Darryldavis.

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      Kathryn 3 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

      I actually have no wild game to cook, I was just curious about this. I adore how you wind a story throughout it. It is so beautiful! Your mother sounds like a real jewel :) Thanks for sharing this with us.

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      Eric Dierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      I have this nagging sadness about eating, something must die for me to eat, as I normally do not eat dirt, which even that has microbes. So food to me must be a celebrations of life, especially the life I take. Thank you Kathryn

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      B. A. Williams 3 years ago from USA

      Well I am addicted, not to the food or recipe, but the tone and flavor of your stories that are laced and basted with such wonderful humor and the hominess feeling of the words. If only you wrote a complete cookbook like that, I think it would be a bestseller.

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      Eric Dierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      This is extremely high praise coming from some one as accomplished in the field as you. You just motivated my sluggish almost gone derriere.

      Thank you.

      Of course I will pick up tips from http://hubpages.com/@bawilliams and suggest others do the same.

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      carolina muscle 3 years ago from Charlotte, North Carolina

      Love the recipe. I might have some truhbbbble finding squozed lemons locally, though. :) Hahaha.. Enjoyed it!

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      Eric Dierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Hells bells and cocker shells friend! we have em all over but I cheat out of the bottle.

      Your are doing great these days. Thanks for the joy.

      Now you all git on over and check out this great writer - latest on Messerschmidt is awesome http://hubpages.com/@carolinamuscle

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      carolina muscle 3 years ago from Charlotte, North Carolina

      Thanks, my friend.

      PS.... I added a link to your site on the Messerschmidt post . :)

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      Eric Dierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Thanks a bunch. I had no time to read that yesterday but it was so cool. I still cannot get over that 75 mpg in the fifties.

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      Jackie Lynnley 3 years ago from The Beautiful South

      Very heartwarming read. There were seven children in my family so I can relate. Mom made some good wild meat meals but I did not watch. I had to separate the cute from the meal to be able to eat it. Don't tell anyone but I have eaten squirrel brains and remember liking them. Big feast there huh?

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      Eric Dierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      And look at us now Jackie. We are going to do just fine. I sure am glad to meet you. And if you don't mind you are beautiful. I do not know what you look like but I know what you act like.

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      ahorseback 3 years ago

      Eric , I tend to love hitting all the buttons when I can especially when something's this awesome ! We were lucky weren't we , to grow up that way !....poor or not , occasionally hungry as well , But the wild game , my fav ? Venison cooked with eggs , fried tators , toast !........Ed

      By the by awesome family !

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      Eric Dierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Thank you friend. Your comment means a lot to me. You remind me of living in White River Junction Vermont for a spell. Great memories and great game food and gathering. Course all of your pictures tell that story.

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      Mklow1 3 years ago

      Wow. I actually came to this article looking for a recipe, but I got a lot more than I bargained for! I got a bit of nostalgia that I was able to experience a bit of myself. I grew up hunting (and still do) and would always take my game to my either of grandmothers to cook because my mom was a bit squeamish (I always said they don't make them like either of my Grandmothers anymore!). Since the passing of both grandmothers, I have taken on the task of preparing my game, so I am always on the look out for new ways to prepare them.

      Great Hub. And I always enjoy your positive attitude.

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      Eric Dierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      We are a lucky two. I love grandmas. If you got really good game like deer stay away from this concept. I just love the taste of a healthy animal.

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      Dancing Water 3 years ago

      A beautiful tribute to your mom and your wonderful life with her! What a warm, cozy write! You made me feel that I was right there next to the hearth. Great lessons to take away from this read. Thank you for welcoming us into your home! Beautiful!

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      Eric Dierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      As I am sure you could figure my mom would say: No dear the pleasure is in having you bless us with your presence -- and mean it!

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