ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel

Bacon Food of the Gods

Updated on November 6, 2016

Bacon Cult

SkullsBacon Stickers from Zazzlewww_zazzle_com
SkullsBacon Stickers from Zazzlewww_zazzle_com | Source
bacon toothpaste
bacon toothpaste
bacon floss
bacon floss
Unprocessed bacon,
Unprocessed bacon,

Food of the Gods Bane of Cardiologists

The word bacon comes down through history from Germanic bakkon, which refer to the back. The French borrowed it and spelled it as bacon. The word originally meant pork of any type, fresh or cured. By the twelfth century the English acquired the word and they used it as a synonym for a 'side of cured pig meat'. By the fourteenth century, we find it being applied to the cured meat itself."

To make bacon, meat from a pig is cured with lots of salt first, this gives us fresh or green bacon, curing can be done dry by coating the meat with salt or wet in a brine or even by injecting the salt solution. This curing process is the first chance to flavor and season the bacon, when you see honey cured bacon or brown sugar cured bacon, that ingredient was added during the curing process. Curing is also when sodium nitrite is added to preserve the meat and lock in that familiar pink color. Without nitrites all of our bacon would be a ghastly grey color. Fresh bacon is then usually dried, or boiled, or smoked. Fresh and dried bacon must be cooked before eating. Boiled or smoked bacon is ready to eat, but we cook it to remove fat and make it crisp and delicious. Almost all of the bacon found in our supermarkets is smoked and much of the flavor depends on the type of wood used to provide the smoke.

This is not to ignore the health risks of consuming bacon, all that sodium, fat and nitrites have been written about endlessly. Recent research at the Harvard School of Public Health is even indicting bacon as being culpable in the rise of diabetes in America. Their research has shown that a daily serving of processed meat, as in one hot dog or two slices of bacon, leads to a 51% increase in the risk of developing diabetes. Members of the cult of bacon have no comment.


Bacon scented underpants

Of course ot was only a matter of time. J&Ds is offering bacon scented underpants for men and women.
Each pair ($19.99) features an image of bacon strips next to the phrase “stop and smell the,” encouraging people to smell each other’s bacon-y nether regions.The “handcrafted” garments apparently offer the “smell of breakfast cooking in your pants,”
If I were you and I chose to wear your bacon undies I would avoid wild places or overly friendly dogs

Bacon Cologne

Bacon cult or religion?

Do a little research online and you quickly discover bacon is not just a food, it also a cult, a way of life and a dietary bombshell. As long as your religion and philosophy permit you can get a bacon fix in a variety of ways. The people of Canada really love their bacon. In a recent survey conducted by Maple Leaf Foods, 43% of the respondents said they would rather have bacon than sex. Now that’s devotion! Wait! ...What?... Now you can have bacon and sex! J&D’s Foods has introduced condoms that look like bacon and are coated with "an ultra-premium Bacon-flavored personal lubricant “Bacon Lube” “A delicious massage oil and personal lubricant.”

Bacon day

After a night of slumber on your “Bacon Pillows – Soft & Sweet and Made of Fleece” start your day start your day with a shower using the best of recycling; soap made from leftover bacon grease. No, you won't end up smelling like a used griddle, this soap is scented with ginger and citrus. Now put on just a dab of a crispy fried cologne: bacōn (that's pronounced "bay-cone") by fargginay, the world's first bacon fragrance. Could there be anything better than the aroma of a cheap diner to linger on your person all day? Wait, did you forget to brush your teeth? Don’t leave that bacon flavored toothpaste unopened, Momma said to always brush your teeth!

Don’t forget to floss with bacon flavored floss before you finish.

Homer Simpson:“(Lisa) “I’m going to become a vegetarian” (Homer) “Does that mean you’re not going to eat any pork?” “Yes” “Bacon?” “Yes Dad” Ham?” “Dad all those meats come from the same animal” “Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!”"

The Bacon Song


Bacon Explosion
Bacon Explosion

Baconalia Bacon Fest

How about a trip to Denny’s, America’s Diner to indulge in "Baconalia!: A Celebration of Bacon." Treat yourself to items like Bacon Flapjacks, Bacon Meatloaf, the BBBLT and finish with a Maple Bacon Sundae, Mmmmm good.

Still hungry? If you’re in Chicago, (Chicago is bullish on bacon) a trip to Paddy Long’s may be in order for: “The Bacon Bomb. The Bacon Bomb is five pounds of ground sausage, pork and beef mixed with spices and wrapped in a weave of brown sugar bacon, and then slow cooked on our pig roaster. Paddy’s Bacon Bomb is served with potato salad or fries. It serves 6-8 people, or you can get it on your personal sandwich…unless you’re up for the Paddy Long’s Bacon Bomb Challenge. If you can finish one off on your own, they’ll give you a free t-shirt, your picture on the wall and your bacon bomb will be free. No free cardiologist and no free stomach pump tho’.

Still not satisfied?

Still hooked on bacon? Travel the country from bacon festival to bacon festival.
One of the most famous festivals is the Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival
Or try the Iowa State Fair,for the Bacon-on-a-Stick stand — a 3/8-inch thick piece of applewood smoked bacon that can be dipped in chocolate or maple syrup.
In Milwaukee there’s the BaconFest Milwaukee
In March go to BaconFest Atlanta
From March through there is the Hormel Bacon Takedown Tour where 20 local chefs cook recipes with Hormel Black Label bacon.
In April there is Boston Bacon Beer Festival for crazy bacon creations
Also in April there is
BaconFest Chicago but this one is a white tablecloth event so you better dress.
In June we can go to Blue Ribbon Bacon Tour, Keystone, Colorado or Zingerman’s Camp Bacon
Might have to wait for August for BaconFest KC in Kansas City or Portland BaconFest in Portland, Oregon then Hop a plane to Iceland for Blue Ribbon Bacon Tour in Reykjavik, Iceland.
In September go to Knoxville BaconFest or Carolina Bacon Festival or Bacon Bash in Pittsburg.

Still not sick of bacon? How about a bacon milkshake while you read a bacon blog

Bacon Caper

Tired of high prices for your favorite snack? Two enterprising eighteen-year-olds Quincy D. Davis and DaQuan Marquis Wright, along with an unnamed juvenile, stole three boxes of bacon from an Anderson, Indiana store freezer. The bacon was valued at $90. Now, do you sell hot bacon or just nibble until the evidence is gone? A comment from the original article: "Caught in the jig for stealing some pig? Got caught by the pigs for stealing some pigs! they're sorrily mistaken for stealing the bacon. Made the police log for taking some hog. Lack the know how of shoplifting sow. Couldn't enter the store so settled for boar. Really doing time for illegal possesion of swine. What kind of dorks get apprehended lifting pork?"

Dear Tooth Fairy

Who needs money when you can get bacon
Who needs money when you can get bacon | Source
Redneck turtle burgers
Redneck turtle burgers

Bacon Fest 2011


If you’ve eaten the evidence from your own bacon caper and want a little entertainment in the Chicago area you might spend a day at the Chicago BaconFest. Feast your eyes on a bacon wrapped roast pig while you sample a bacon consommé and finish with a bacon cannoli fried in bacon fat of course. Still hungry? Try a bacon filled ravioli served with brown butter sauce and if you’re the adventurous sort you can top it with bacon hot sauce. Ready to go home? Take a bacon lollipop and some bacon breath mints with you and get some samples to try at home. Don't forget to get samples of bacon soap to wash those tired feet and bacon balm to sooth your tired feet

by | Source

After Dinner

Not to worry, there are plenty of bacon desserts to finish your meal. A nice bacon brownie, or Maplewood Smoked Bacon & Peanut Butter Cupcakes, simple chocolate covered bacon is always a treat. Recipes

When you’re rested and ready for a night on the town there’s no reason to leave your bacon obsession behind. Time for some bacon fueled cocktails! For the purist, the rugged individualist who eschews those fancy drinks with little umbrellas there is bacon vodka. This is made by soaking crisp cooked and drained bacon in vodka for a few days to infuse the flavor. Add some tomato juice and ice cubes made of lettuce water and you get a BLT cocktail, wait, not done yet. Take some thick sliced bacon, cut into strips, place it under a heavy glass dish and bake till crisp, voila; bacon swizzle sticks! Nope, still not done, take some more crisply cooked bacon, pound it in a mortar with some kosher salt and a bit of pepper and use this to rim the glass for your BLT cocktail. If you’d like an eye opener to start the day what could be better than a cocktail made with bacon and maple syrup? Sounds like a treat to go with your bacon flapjacks, no? PDT’s Bacon-Infused Old Fashioned


Homer Simpson:

“Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.”

“When you’re in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon.”

“Is it Bacon Day?”

“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend – fudge.”

“Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudgesteak. And then my Bacon Balls. Then my Whatchamachicken. You monster!”

Homer: I’ll have the smiley face breakfast special. Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five o’clock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body.
Waitress: How about I just shove a pig down your throat?
(Homer looks excited)
Waitress: I was kidding.
Homer: Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
Waitress: No he doesn’t!


Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Doug Larson


If it can’t be fried in bacon grease, it ain’t worth cooking, let alone eating. ~ Southern proverb


I’m never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? ADMIRAL Crunch? ~ Fry, from Futurama


I used to have trouble choking down the pills I have to take for controlling my cholesterol, but it’s a lot easier now that I wrap them in bacon. ~ Brad Simanek


Veggie bacon?!? That sounds like a sign of the Apocalypse. ~ Turtle Dundee


As soon as I learned what the smell of bacon was, I learned how to make it. ~ Rush Limbaugh


“Yes, I’ll have a non-fat, decaf latte, please. Oh, what the hell? Look, make it a full-fat mocha with extra whipped cream. What the hell, put a slice of bacon on it!”
Dr. Frasier Crane, Frasier

Redneck turtle burgers
Redneck turtle burgers

Bacon Turtle

This is a viral email making the rounds, no idea who to credit as the author.

Bacon turtle email
WOW!!! Only in Georgia. Here's a new twist on how to serve burgers and if you don't cook, give this handy little guide to someone that does and request them... Handmade ground beef patties, topped with sharp cheddar cheese, wrapped in a bacon weave, then the next step, add hotdogs as the heads, legs with slits for toes and tail.

Next step. Place on an oven rack, covered loosely with foil and baked for 20-30 minutes at 400 degrees... A little crispy, not too crunchy...just how a turtle should be, no?
Probably even better cooked on the grill!!!


    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment
    • chefsref profile imageAUTHOR

      Lee Raynor 

      8 years ago from Citra Florida

      Thanx D

      Yeah, when I think about all the ways people eat bacon I lose my appetite

    • d.william profile image


      8 years ago from Somewhere in the south

      loved this hub. Funny. I gained 10 pounds, and my cholesterol went up nearly 100 points just reading it. Voted up, funny, interesting and awesome. Good job.

      These days the only bacon i eat is "turkey bacon" when i get the hankering for that good old bacon taste.

    • chefsref profile imageAUTHOR

      Lee Raynor 

      8 years ago from Citra Florida

      Thanx Craig, I prefer duck too but maybe just because it is hard to find.

      Maybe I should do a bit on cannibalism.

    • profile image

      craig nr 

      8 years ago

      When we breath in that bacon cooking aroma , is it possible that some are so attracted to it due to the observation that "Pig flesh is one of the closest in taste and texture to human flesh"...........Just a thought.........I prefer a well prepared Duck .........But Hickory smoked bacon ain't far behind , especially candied !!


    This website uses cookies

    As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

    For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at:

    Show Details
    HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
    LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
    Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
    AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
    Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
    CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
    Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the or domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
    Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
    Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
    Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
    Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
    Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
    Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
    Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
    ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)
    ClickscoThis is a data management platform studying reader behavior (Privacy Policy)