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Delicious Cleveland Browns Game Day Chili

Updated on September 19, 2014

Ingredients

  • 2 Sweet Onions, Large - Chopped
  • 3 Tbls. Olive Oil
  • 1/2 Head Garlic, Minced
  • 3 lbs. Beef, Ground or Sirloin
  • 6 tbls. Chili Powder
  • 1 tbls. Cumin
  • 2 tsp. Hot Paprika
  • 1/4 tsp. Allspice
  • 1/4 tsp. Cinnamon
  • 1/4 tsp. Turmeric
  • 1/4 tsp. Cardamom
  • 16 oz. Tomato Sauce
  • 2 tbls. Cocoa Powder, Unsweetened
  • 3 tbls. Molasses
  • 3 cups Beef Broth or Vegetable Broth
  • 3 cups Water
  • 3 tbls. Vinegar, Apple Cider or White Wine
  • To Taste Salt and Pepper
  • To Taste Hot Sauce
  • 1 Beer

Cook Time

Prep time: 30 min
Cook time: 3 hours
Ready in: 3 hours 30 min
Yields: Approximately 10 servings

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Directions

Cook onions and garlic in olive oil until both are soft and fragrant. Add beef and cook until it’s browned all over. Mix in spices – chili powder, cumin, hot paprika, allspice, cinnamon, turmeric, and cardamom. Cook for a few minutes. Stir in the tomato sauce, add the cocoa powder, molasses, beef broth, water, and vinegar. Bring all of this to a boil and then reduce the heat and simmer. Cook for 2 ½ hours. Add salt and pepper to taste, and more molasses if desired. Drink the beer. The chili should be at the desired consistency around hour three. Add a few shakes of your favorite hot sauce to match the burn of your favorite team making stupid penalties. Wash down with shots of whisky, as needed.

You'll hate yourself later, but you'll love it right now!

Chili + Funyuns + hot sauce = who cares who wins?
Chili + Funyuns + hot sauce = who cares who wins? | Source

Optional additions and toppings

My husband likes to add chili beans to this. I personally will sometimes add kidney beans to bulk this up, if I’m not serving snacks. I have friends who like to eat this over rice. Sometimes we top with it with crushed Doritos or Funyuns.

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Nutrition - although who cares? We're going to die before the Browns reach the Super Bowl anyway

Nutrition Facts
Serving size: 460 g
Calories 303
Calories from Fat90
% Daily Value *
Fat 10 g15%
Saturated fat 4 g20%
Unsaturated fat 0 g
Carbohydrates 8 g3%
Sugar 4 g
Fiber 3 g12%
Protein 44 g88%
Cholesterol 122 mg41%
Sodium 604 mg25%
* The Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet, so your values may change depending on your calorie needs. The values here may not be 100% accurate because the recipes have not been professionally evaluated nor have they been evaluated by the U.S. FDA.

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