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Easy Microwave Cupcakes

Updated on February 27, 2015

We Love Sweets

While Maggie is working outside the home, I have been performing a wide array of freelance writing jobs.

Sometimes the stress of writing, and viewing the computer screen force me to take a break from typing on the laptop. Yesterday, I was feeling all of that abundantly, and I wanted to try something new and different.

Knowing that both Maggie and I love sweets....and coffee, I decided some cupcakes would be the perfect coffee companion. I looked in the cupboards and realized we had all the ingredients I would need to make some easy microwave cupcakes.

Maggie's sister had given her a microwave cupcake dish, and we also had those fancy little cupcake baking papers. I was surprised to see that they were red, white , and blue. In a little joke and fun between ourselves, she often says that we "Gringos" are so full of ourselves.

So Why Did She Purchase Red, White, and Blue Cupcake Baking Papers?

Well, the Gringo decided to be full of himself and show the Boricua how to make sweets in the microwave.

I also figured that since Hubpages has been giving huge preferences to recipe hubs, I would show you all how to make easy microwave cupcakes too.

Microwave cupcake dish and cupcake baking papers
Microwave cupcake dish and cupcake baking papers | Source

Choices

To start off with, you need a boxed cake mix you can purchase at nearly any supermarket.

I had a problem though; I had 2 different kinds of boxed cake mix.

Hmmmm, what would Maggie like.

Carrot cake or German chocolate?
Carrot cake or German chocolate? | Source

Logic

Now if it were a woman making this decision, I would be willing to bet the choice would be German Chocolate.

You see, the majority of women make decisions based on emotions.


Uh, oh, am I stepping into dangerous territory?

Well the truth is the truth, and I used logic. Hmmm, what kind of frosting do we have? All I could find was vanilla. German Chocolate with vanilla frosting? Carrot with vanilla?

My logic said....

Carrot with vanilla frosting
Carrot with vanilla frosting | Source
Prep time: 10 min
Cook time: 3 min
Ready in: 13 min
Yields: 7 cupcakes for each cook time

All The Ingredients

  • The Box Cake Mix, Your Favorite Brand
  • 1 Cup Water, Room Temperature
  • 2/3 Cup Vegetable Oil
  • 3 Eggs
  • A Whole Lotta Love, You Gotta Put Love In Your Cooking
The cupcake mix and microwave dish with cupcake baking papers
The cupcake mix and microwave dish with cupcake baking papers | Source
Fill them 1/2 full, but as you can see, I wanted "Gringo" sized cupcakes. They were a bit too full.
Fill them 1/2 full, but as you can see, I wanted "Gringo" sized cupcakes. They were a bit too full. | Source

This Is How You Do It

  1. Using a large bowl, put the boxed mix in. Add the water, oil and eggs.
  2. Mix the ingredients with an electric mixer starting on the lowest speed for 30 seconds. Scrape the side of the bowl and then mix on medium speed for 2 minutes.
  3. Put the baking cups in the microwave cupcake baking dish.
  4. Now fill the baking cups with your mix 1/2 full.
  5. Put the dish in the microwave and set the timer for 2 1/2 minutes. Do not watch through the glass as this can give you radiation. Just be patient...it is only 2 1/2 minutes.
  6. Take the dish out and let them cool for about 20 minutes.
  7. Take the papered cupcakes out of the dish and put on a tray. Spread the frosting on them and you are now finished.
Let the hot cupcakes cool
Let the hot cupcakes cool | Source
Not the prettiest cupcakes, but how about a taste test?
Not the prettiest cupcakes, but how about a taste test? | Source
LOL-mmm Good cupcakes
LOL-mmm Good cupcakes | Source

You Should Know

I am installing the nutritional information below.

We all know cupcakes are so nutritional, and good for you.

Quick disclaimer:

This is a parody!


Nutritional Information

Serving size=1 cupcake

Calories=1 Ton

Fat=40 tons

Protein=-400 tons

Sugar=Do I dare tell you?

Are they good for you?

Quit asking and just eat the cupcake and like it!

Conclusion

I hope you like making these simple microwave cupcakes.

If you liked this hub, please give it a rating below. Thank you.

By the way Maggie, this hub was made to give you a good laugh... I love you and hope you enjoy those cupcakes.

5 stars from 2 ratings of Microwave cupcakes

Those Gringo Americans are so full of themselves....and full of cupcakes.

© 2015 Greg Boudonck

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    • Froggy213 profile imageAUTHOR

      Greg Boudonck 

      3 years ago from Returned to an Isla Del Sol - Puerto Rico Will Rise Strong

      You are so sweet. I will make you some more tomorrow. I do have to keep working though--the freelancing jobs are pouring in.

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      Maria Magdalena Ruiz O'Farrill 

      3 years ago from Borikén the great land of the valiant and noble Lord

      Well Mr. Frog I am waiting for more of your cupcakes, happy to see you out of the computer and make time for things like this. You are a great helper, thanks! Sorry I read this so late. You are a good chef also besides a writer.

    • Froggy213 profile imageAUTHOR

      Greg Boudonck 

      3 years ago from Returned to an Isla Del Sol - Puerto Rico Will Rise Strong

      You are welcome; I am glad I brought out the giggles.

    • Hannah David Cini profile image

      Hannah David Cini 

      3 years ago from Nottingham

      This really made me smile...and want cup cakes (though your calorie count out me of a little). Lovely hub, thanks for the giggles.

    • Froggy213 profile imageAUTHOR

      Greg Boudonck 

      3 years ago from Returned to an Isla Del Sol - Puerto Rico Will Rise Strong

      I apologize Paintdrips. Hmmm chocolate; Glad you visited....Have a great day.

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      Denise McGill 

      3 years ago from Fresno CA

      You know that crack about women and chocolate.... I resemble that remark... ummm. I mean resent. I resent and resemble that remark! Funny read.

    • Froggy213 profile imageAUTHOR

      Greg Boudonck 

      3 years ago from Returned to an Isla Del Sol - Puerto Rico Will Rise Strong

      I'm sorry to hear you cannot eat some of my cupcakes MsDora. Thank you for reading though.

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      Dora Weithers 

      3 years ago from The Caribbean

      Fun to read and follow. Bet they're good, but I can' t have them. Good presentation!

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