ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel

Five Reasons to Give In and Eat Chocolate

Updated on December 27, 2010

Chocolate is dang near the yummiest thing on the planet, as any chocoholic will tell you. Sadly, though, chocolate has the same problem as most delicious food items: it's fattening. It turns the staunchest of dieters into big tubs of guts just by doing what it does best, and that's tasting awesome.

So why bother fighting the trend? Give in to chocolate. Let it consume you as much as you consume it. Don't fight. That just takes up some time and energy you could devote to ingesting chocolate.

Here are five reasons why eating chocolate might not be as bad as it sounds. Take 'em to heart to make yourself feel better the next time you have half a Toblerone bar shoved down your throat.


#1: Dark chocolate is an antioxidant.

Though perhaps not as loved as its milky kin, dark chocolate is allegedly better for the body, according to the National Institute for Food and Nutrition Research in Rome (and this article). According to one of their studies, one that chocolate lovers the world over loved to hear, the antioxidants in dark chocolate help break down harmful molecules involved in any number of heart diseases.

The catch? Milk chocolate is exempt. Boo.


#2: Dark chocolate lowers blood pressure.

Only in older generations, sadly, but once again dark chocolate proves decent in small amounts according to the University of Cologne in Germany. It can lower blood pressure if ingested in moderate doses, probably meaning a few quick bites a day. Just keep in mind that nothing's good in overabundance.


#3: Coco is good for, like, everything.

Yep, according to a number of studies bent on making us all feel better about gorging on chocolate, coco - the base for all chocolate products - is good for the brain, the heart, the skin, even the muscles. Imagine engaging in an exercise regime that included mowing down on a Oh Henry! every day.


#4: Chocolate is sexy.

Almost literally, it seems. Women have, for ages, debated whether men or chocolate products are more satisfying in the long run, and it seems as though combining the two - even at the same time! - is a great way to boost one's sex drive. Natural coco seems to act as a stimulant to spur on those fleshly desires that already come often to many couples. There's even some talk of chocolate being good enough to replace sex for women... though we won't talk about that, right, guys? Right.

#5: Chocolate is a fuel.

Chocolate is energy. It boosts the body and kicks muscles into overdrive. More, though, chocolate also seems capable of actually acting as a fuel: in 2009 WorldFirst created the world's first chocolate powered racing car, capable of zipping around at high speeds on a potent cocktail of vegetable oil and waste chocolate. Not the kind anyone would eat, true, but who would have thought that your gas tank might taste good in the future?

#6: Chocolate is yummy.

Just eat it already. Om nom nom.

Bite down on some commentary.

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    No comments yet.


    This website uses cookies

    As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

    For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at:

    Show Details
    HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
    LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
    Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
    AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
    Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
    CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
    Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the or domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
    Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
    Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
    Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
    Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
    Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
    Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
    Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
    ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)