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Funny Recipes by Lloyd Groseman

Updated on March 22, 2012

Welcome to four of the best recipes by the renowned Lloyd Groseman. Here you will enjoy a rib-tickling taste sensation that will inspire. These funny recipes will fill you to the brim, so enjoy.

Whetting your appetite has never been so good, so feel free to print, share and rate up these wholesome bites of delight!

Recipe 1 - Carrot And Corriander Soup

  1. Select a large bunch of carrots - ready washed if you don't like grit in your teeth - and a small bunch of coriander.
  2. Mince up the carrots and chop the coriander with a little water, then stick it in a pot, and boil it.
  3. When finished, pour the obnoxious liquid into a hole in the garden and purchase a tin from your local supermarket.

Recipe 2 - Roast Chicken

  1. Take the scrawny fowl and chop off head. Root around it's rear end and rip out it's insides - if egg found, try this and have for lunch instead of the chicken.
  2. Once most of the viscera and shit is removed, stick bird in baking dish together with a lump of fat in oven - remember to turn on oven!
  3. Cook for 1/2 hour to the pound, then remove bird and give to the dog (unless you are fond of the dog) - place the burned offering in dust bin and purchase a take-away.

Recipe 3 - Boiled Eggs

  1. Place eggs in water and bring to the boil.
  2. Watch favorite TV soap whilst cooking.
  3. Remove eggs from ceiling and dispose of blackened pan.
  4. Paint ceiling - by this time it is lunch time - see recipe 1.

Recipe 4 - Cottage Pie

  1. Purchase a sachet of instant potato and a packet of mince from supermarket.
  2. Add boiling water to potato - not mince!
  3. Stick the mince into a shallow dish with onion powder and pour watery potato on top.
  4. This evil smelling concoction is now ready for the oven - light oven! Let cook till you think potatoes are golden brown. Remove from oven. You were wrong... the potato is now a blackened mess oozing over the floor, but the mince is raw. Boiled eggs are easy to cook - see recipe 3! You can eat the eggs whilst cleaning the oven.

Loyd Groseman, your premier Chief, has been glad to share his funny recipes with you. Why don't you try some of his wonderful ready meals now available at a supermarket near you.

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    • Hendrika profile image

      Hendrika 

      6 years ago from Pretoria, South Africa

      Thanks, nice to have a little laugh about these crazy recipes. I know of a few people that should do it with their cooking as well.

    • Angela Brummer profile image

      Angela Brummer 

      6 years ago from Lincoln, Nebraska

      LOL Very funny! Made me chuckle!

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