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Super Model Recipes, NO DESSERT! supermodel
Ingredients: 1 Pea
9 Bacon Bits
To prepare the Pea.....open can...or bag if frozen Pea.....put on plate!
Sprinkle bacon bits on napkin....pick the nine smallest bits (NOT THE BIG ONES FAT ASS!) and evenly surround the Pea. Cook in microwave for approximately 3 seconds.....serve with eye of potato and....or....three drops of Koolaid. ENJOY!
DO YOU WANT TO BE FAT LKIE HER?
Corn Ala Thummy Lettuce Delight!
Ingredients: 1 Corn
1 half piece of lettuce
To prepare the Corn....open can....or frozen bag....or pick with nail file from ear.
To prepare the lettuce......take leaf of lettuce....put thumb on lettuce....tear excess lettuce from around thumb (NO CHEATING YOU COW!)....put Corn in center of lettuce....pre-heat oven at 400 degrees....gently set lettuce with Corn placed on top in center of pan...on 3 drops of olive oil...let bake for 2 minutes....serve with string of bean or smoked smoke.
GET THAT BARBIE BOD!
LE SUFLONE AHH SHISKA BORBIE!
Ingredients: 2 Oyster Crackers
1 Tip of Gherkin (Pickle Dumbass)
1 Dime slice of Gouda cheese
1 3 inch long and 1/4 inch wide strip of turkey bologna
To prepare Oyster crackers....open box.....pick two crackers.....place one cracker on tooth pick....place 1 tip of Gherkin on tooth pick....place one dime size slice (NOT A ROLL OF DIMES YA FAT SOW!) on tooth pick...wrap cheese and Gherkin with bologna strip...place final cracker on tooth pick.
Pre-heat oven to 475 degrees...place one end ot tooth pick in boyfriends steak...cook for 32 seconds....serve with minty dental floss.
ENJOY....YOUR AGENT WILL LOVE YA!
WARNING! These are full course meals and are not intended for daily consumption!