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Vodka and Dark Chocolate

Updated on November 3, 2011
Say it with Grey Goose
Say it with Grey Goose

A Few of My Favorite Things

Romeo and Juliette, Godiva Cheesecake and Champagne, Pastrami and Rye, Summer and Ice Cream, these are things that go well together. So it is with Vodka and Dark Chocolate.

candy is dandy

but vodka is quicker

mix em together

chocolate and liquer

 

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Aphrodisiacs

Both Chocolate and Vodka are known aphrodisiacs. Mix the two together and you have a killer cocktail for passion. They can be combined together in foods, in a drink or just straight up ala carte. Grab some candles, put the lights down low, break out some Barry White and let the evening go.

Paper Moons Homemade Vodka Chocolate Video

 Yeah yeah, the Video is homemade.  I didn't say it would teach you to make homemade chocolates!   (we will do that later, only we wont use a video)

Just settin the mood....

These cherries are the bomb!
These cherries are the bomb!

Chocolate Covered Vodka Cherries

This is the easy kind.

Ingredients.

  1. Bottle maraschino cherries.
  2. Vodka
  3. Lots of Dark Chocolate.
  4. Toothpicks
  5. Wax paper

Drain the bottle of cherries. Pour in the vodka. Let sit for at least 24 hours. (don't be so impatient.) 3 days to a week is best.

Wait

Pour the Vodka out of the cherries. (You have just made cherry vodka) Drink this. Pat the cherries dry. Put them back in the bottle and place in the freezer.

Wait. (at least an hour)

Get a good quality Dark Chocolate (milk chocolate works, but hey, go for the best) Reserve jut a bit, and melt the rest in a double boiler. When melted, wait one minute, then add the remaining chunk of chocolate. Fold gently till it is melted.

Lay the cherries out and pat them dry again.

Place a toothpick in a cherry and dip into the chocolate. Using another toothpick, push the cherry off onto waxed paper. (re dip the tip of the toothpic in chocolate and "paint" any hole from the first toothpick.

Let cherries sit for at least 15 min. Place them in the freezer for about 5-10 min. Place your beautiful boozy cherries in an airtight container until you are ready to gift wrap them or consume.

Enjoy.

( if you use real cherries, pit them and let them soak 2-3 weeks )

Sexy
Sexy

Sexy Chocolodka

Home made Chocolodka

You will need: Double boiler (mixing bowl over a pan of simmering water will do) a spatula and a funnel.

Ingredients

To correctly produce this delectable concoction, you’ll need:

Four (4) Cadbury’s Caramel Bars (you can use any brand or type of chocolate or chocolate/carmel bar, but Cadbury makes it so smooth)

A Three-quarters (¾) Full 750 mL Bottle Of Vodka

Step 1- Remove ¼ of the vodka. Preferably one shot at a time.

Step 2.- Melt the chocolate in a double boiler over hot water, gently stir till chocolate mixture is melted.

Step 3- Pour the chocolate into the bottle of vodka. (use the funnel, after drinking ¼ the bottle your hand eye coordination is not up to par)

Step 4- Shake vigorously.

Step 5.- Pour into fancy glass and serve.

alternative-, break chocolate into tiny pieces and put into bottle. Close the bottle. Set in sink under hot running water for about 15 min. Shake till chocolate is dissolved and drink is frothy. Cool before serving. ( or not )

Make Your Own Gift Basket

The Perfect Gift
The Perfect Gift

A Gift Basket is the perfect.......Gift

Why not show up with a gift basket? No need to spend Hundreds of dollars. Make your own. You can find baskets at a Thrift store for about $1-$3. While you are there, look for a pair of fancy glasses. Buy a bottle of vodka, some dark chocolates, some massage oil, a nice "one size fits all" lingerie, your favorite "get down to some lovin" CD, a fancy box of some o' them Vodka Chocolate Covered Cherries that you learned how to make from Paper Moon, toss in a fern frond or two for decoration and what ever else you can come up with to make the perfect gift basket.

Are you ready?

So now you are ready for some Vodka, Chocolate and then some good lovin. Don't worry, if you are single, you definitely need some of Paper Moon's Vodka and Chocolate Remedies. Indulge yourself. Light a candle, put on some tunes, savor the tastes and give yourself a little lovin. So whether you are trying to woo someone, are single and alone or have been snubbed by your significant other, Paper Moons Vodka & Chocolate Remedy is for you.

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    • chicamom85 profile image

      chicamom85 8 years ago

      OMG I am dying here, I want some vodka and dark chocolate NOW.

    • Montana Farm Girl profile image

      Montana Farm Girl 8 years ago from Northwestern Montana

      Yumo, my mouth is watering already!!!!

    • goldentoad profile image

      goldentoad 8 years ago from Free and running....

      I'm glad no one can see me doing my freak sexy dance moves as I listen to Barry.

    • Laughing Mom profile image

      Laughing Mom 8 years ago

      Barry White?!? Ummm..that I'll pass on.

      Actually, I'm not patient enough to make them.  Can I just place an order?

    • goldentoad profile image

      goldentoad 8 years ago from Free and running....

      LM- I'm leaving work now, I'll see if there's any stores that sell 'em this late, no promises...

    • Laughing Mom profile image

      Laughing Mom 8 years ago

      Well, let me know, would ya'?

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      Paper Moon 8 years ago from In the clouds

      Ok, everyone can go to GT's. Chicamom you bring the vodka, Montana Farm Girl, bring the Cherries, Laughing mom, you just laugh when GT breaks a move. :D

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      SoulaBee 8 years ago from United States

      Who brings the chocolates? Can I bring the chocolates? Can I get drunk? I'm a funny drunk, or so they say.

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      Paper Moon 8 years ago from In the clouds

      We could definitely "sauce" you up. ;)

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      Laughing Mom 8 years ago

      I'm not going if SoulaBee isn't there.

    • Paper Moon profile image
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      Paper Moon 8 years ago from In the clouds

      She is half drunk already :P

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      SoulaBee 8 years ago from United States

      Oh I'll be there. Do I get to bring the chocolates?

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      Paper Moon 8 years ago from In the clouds

      Please do. :D

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      Janet21 8 years ago from New York

      I like chocolate anything! Great hub. :)

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      nazishnasim 8 years ago

      Why why why... why did I read this hub in this late hour of the night. Its friggin watering my mouth!

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      Andria 8 years ago

      Paper - potato juice is right up there with sliced bread, in terms of the greatest dicoveries of mankind.

      Chocolate is sinful though.

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      Sheila 8 years ago from The Other Bangor

      Man. Soooo annoyed to be on the wagon. Delicious ideas, though.

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      Paper Moon 8 years ago from In the clouds

      Janet21- Chocolate is a basic food group

      nazishnasim- Vodka and Chocolate make great breakfast foods!

      Frogdropping- sinful? when mixed with vodka it's heavenly

      Teresa- is there a chocolate wagon? Glad you gave it a read anyhow. :)

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      fortunerep 8 years ago from North Carolina

      Does this come in pill form? I don't like alcohol or chocolate. Sounds fun though!!

      great hub

      dori

    • Paper Moon profile image
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      Paper Moon 8 years ago from In the clouds

      Hmm, actually have been working on the pill form, but would still have booze in it. However, I am sure we could whip up something to your liking. :)

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      Azur Moon Wolf 8 years ago

      I have GOT to make these! Maybe I'll even share a few... maybe.

      Chocolate and alcohol just belong together. Try hot chocolate, Amaretto DiSorrono and Butterscotch Schnapps. It's an orgasm in a mug! :)

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      Paper Moon 8 years ago from In the clouds

      Oh I could use a good hot orgasm.

      In a mug. ;)

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      Cris A 8 years ago from Manila, Philippines

      PM

      These drinks sound sinful and deadly and wicked - all the words I like! :D

      Btw, thanks for the link - I thought it looked familiar! :D

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      Tom Cornett 8 years ago from Ohio

      This hub is hot...chocolate! Now I have to try a sweet buzz! :)

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      Peggy Woods 8 years ago from Houston, Texas

      Your directions had me smiling. Empty 1/4 of a bottle, one shot at a time... Those chocolate covered cherries sound really good!

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      Paper Moon 8 years ago from In the clouds

      I used to make them in a mold and had the syrupy sauce (quite saucy (((hic))) if you know what i mean) used irish cream and all with the vodka soaked cherries. They took so long to properly seal the bottom of the mold, especially after tasting my own wares. So I just dipped the vodka soaked cherries in the chocolate and could mass produce. :D You can use any booze. Rum is quite a hit, but I have taken to vodka and patron so vodka seems to work best. (((hic)))

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      Iphigenia 8 years ago

      Got my weekend planned - vodka and ingredients to make chocolates bought .... toy-boy given instructions to arrive on time ...

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      Paper Moon 8 years ago from In the clouds

      Go for the Gold ;)

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      RedElf 8 years ago from Canada

      Oh, my goodness - and I do mean goodness. Thank you so very much for sharing this wonderfulness.

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      Paper Moon 8 years ago from In the clouds

      You are welcome. They make great gifts, but be sure to make some for yourself.

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      JJ 8 years ago

      YUM...I have to try this...

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      Feline Prophet 8 years ago from India

      You do have some great ideas PM! :)

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      Paper Moon 8 years ago from In the clouds

      Both the drink and the chocolate cherries are yummy!

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      Laura Irwin 8 years ago from The Great Northwest

      YUM! HOT!

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      Paper Moon 8 years ago from In the clouds

      and sweet!

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      Gorguis 2 years ago

      So I saw your guest post on the Sugar Belle and I immediately fplpied. Last year, I told my family that after I quit my job I was going to open up a cookie/cake store called Ali B's and my graphic was going to be a bumblebee. I also think it's too funny that we have the same exact background. Your blog is wonderful and I'm looking forward to seeing more of your posts!!

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