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Waiting In The Weeds

Updated on April 13, 2012

Where Are The Food Police When You Need Them?

Frogs wait in the weeds for this type of hypocrtical conduct. This just in from "The You Have To Be A Hypocrite" desk. Remember Michelle Obama? She of the wide hips and poor fashion taste. This I couldn't classify under the "organic gardening" section I tell ya. She who preaches to the public about the merits of munching on carrots and celery sticks.

It goes like this. Either practice what you preach or don't preach to the choir. It seems that the glorious First Lady can't seem to stay away from the better eats in life. Of course, since she likes to beat her chops about nutrition, she should expect to be caught on tape whenever she munches down on the high caloric intake junk food that she so craves. She's probably eating junk food in bed with her little Obammy Bear while watching FOX news. Everything on the QT here you see.

Seems that Moochelle wanted fries to go with that shake (chocolate you understand) to go with that loaded Shackburger she ordered at the Shake Shack in Foggy Bottom. But let me add that she did throw in a Diet Coke to cut down on the caloric intake. What? Yes, it lowered her intake to a mere 1,700 calories. Imagine that!

There was no hubbub about her leisurely luncheon. They just closed down the normally packed Shake Shack place while she feasted on her junk food. Don't want those pesky photographers or the American public watching while she broke all the rules she so adamantly espouses. Thye claim it was for "security reasons." Where the hell was Baracky?

Now I'm not one to tell anyone what they can, or cannot, eat. Enjoy your food since it is one of the greatest pleasures in life. But when the Chief of the Food Police is caught with burger in face, napkin in hand with a culinary junk food feast washed down with a Diet Coke then really...

Fine example to follow. I just wonder if she super sized everything?

Speaking Of Super Sizing!!! YIKES!

How About A Song About Waiting In The Weeds?


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    • Harvey Stelman profile image

      Harvey Stelman 6 years ago from Illinois

      Froggy, My wife has a masters in Clinical Neutrition, nuff said. She would talk to her. H

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      Pollyannalana 6 years ago from US

      That has always seemed crazy to me, people. and they are usually obese, i am sorry but it is true, will get that big fattening meal and have a diet drink. Well I am no hypocrite, if I am gonna eat that fat I want that sugar! Now I have to go in another room to listen to those Eagles, I see no headphones here and I can't miss that! Thanks!

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      Dave Mathews 6 years ago from NORTH YORK,ONTARIO,CANADA

      Say what!? You mean she belongs to the do as I say, not as I do club? Who woulda thunk it?

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      tom hellert 6 years ago from home


      LOL @ BB

      froggie great read and pics wide lens - nice...did i already make that joke....


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      feenix 6 years ago

      Frog Prince,

      Two things:

      (1) Obviously, Michelle has put away quite a few of those Chicago deep-dish pizzas in her time.

      (2) That girl's got a whole lotta junk in her trunk.

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      Amy Becherer 6 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Damn, all this talk about burgers and nehi's and fries, I'm hungry. Good thing I can't afford fast food anymore, huh?

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      tom hellert 6 years ago from home


      allegedly certain diet drinks have certain "fake sugars" that slow metabolism, so some diet drinks are worse for you than the sugar in sugared drinks.

      evidently mho- has not laid off the grape nehi either.


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      breakfastpop 6 years ago

      I don't care what she consumes. I do care about her desire to tell me what to eat and what to serve my family. The truth is she is a big, emphasis on the big, phony. She needed a First Lady type of issue and picked one she knows nothing about.

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      b. malin - These legs are strictly off limits though I'm told I have nice ones!

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      b. Malin 6 years ago

      This Eating Healthy when one Eats out is SO OUT OF HAND...Now they want to do away with "Chicken Fingers or Nuggets" for the kids. WHY? How often does the child get to have that? And now I read that Diet Coke can be Fattening. Watch out Froggy, they may go after your Legs.."Frog Legs" Always a good Read from you my Froggy!

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      tom hellert 6 years ago from home




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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Carpe - The nice thing I reckon is they have stopped making Pontiacs.

      Naomi - Ready, aim, fire!

      Lynn - Beansprouts? ROTFLMAO

      Becky - See marcoujor's comment.

      Mary & OP - That was one expensive gut bomb trip for both the owner and the tax payer.

      RHW - Why thank you. I try to keep it light but real at times.

      marcoujour - You noticed the "rolls" too huh? Someone pass me the Pepto Bimol please.

      The Frog

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      Maria Jordan 6 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

      Oh wow,

      A lady does not wear peach with those cheeks! A lady does not mind if a Froggie catches her in pose because she is delicately enjoying a homemade burger on the grill with a real Coke (fast food and fake sugar?) What a "Roll" model? Voted UP & FA. mar.

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      Old Poolman 6 years ago

      The thinking behind this is purely Royalty in nature, "Do as I say, not as I do." Like Mary Contrary pointed out, that burger and fries most likely cost us tax payers some big bucks for transportation and protection of her Royal Highness. I have never been to DC, but assume the fast food joints there also have food for takeout? She could have sent one of her loyal servants to pick up a large bag of burgers and fries, and eaten them in the privacy of her own living quarters. But had she done this, this hub would not have been written and we would have missed out on some fun.

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      Kelly Umphenour 6 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      I have said it before - and I'll say it again - you are hilarious Frog!

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      Mary Contrary 6 years ago from Columbus, OH

      No doubt about it-That pretender in the White House and his cronies have talked about a tax on fast food. By the way besides cheating the owner out of his profits for the day, did she also run up a tab for getting her there and protecting her?

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      Alastar Packer 6 years ago from North Carolina

      Overt hypocrisy in a First Lady,,,what humiliation must we suffer next. Perhaps in future we'll pay 'taxes' on our poor eating habits; but the First Lady won't.

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      Becky 6 years ago

      I usually find it in bad taste to comment on the size of someone spare and sitter but this woman has the nerve to tell us what to eat and how much to exercise. I have one comment to make. She is overweight and looks terrible in all her great fashion. Why doesn't she wear her belt at her waist? Because it won't fit down there.

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      Stu From VT 6 years ago

      Those who can't do, regulate.

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      Lynn S. Murphy 6 years ago

      If she wants to put herself out there as the NUTRITIONIST then she can take the heat. She goes on about HOW WE are supposed to eat AND then does WHAT SHE wants. Talk about hyprocrisy AND . She needs to put her bean sprout when her mouth is.

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      Ghost32 6 years ago

      Gotta be careful these days. Too many frogs in the weeds with cameras, least in the weeds, nobody's likely to notice if the Frog needs to take a Wiki Leak while observing the vagaries of human nature....

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      Pat Potts 6 years ago

      Lot of junk in that trunk. LOL

      I will be so glad when these people go away......

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      Naomi's Banner 6 years ago from United States

      Now I understand after preaching good healthy food and organic at that she deserves a little critcism about her chosen eating habits however and I am not a ( MIchelle FAN ) so dont take this wrong but I don't find tasteful to discuss her rather large boosom so now you guys aim your criticism at the poor political game that is being played out right now not at the sitting duck target...

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      Carpefriggingdiem 6 years ago

      If the worst thing about Michell ma Belle was the fact that she has an ass like a wide track Pontiac, we would all be better off.

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      Old Poolman 6 years ago

      LOL - Works for me..........

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      OP - Now you made me fall out of the chair! Amigo, vood schu like to super size that AK47?

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      Old Poolman 6 years ago

      And I doubt the owner of the Shake Shack was too happy he had to shut down his whole establishment so she could choke down a burger, fries, and diet soda. She probably spent less than 10 bucks, and it cost him hundreds. Perhaps they can put the food police under the umbrella of the BATF and they can start sending burgers and fries across the border with the guns they send across.

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      Longhunter 6 years ago

      I'm looking forward to 1-20-13, when her super-sized butt gets on Marine One. Then we can watch it struggle to get off the ground, taking her, her husband, and her over sized HIPocritical attitude back to Chicago.

      I'll sit back and watch in complete joy while I eat a big ole juicy cheeseburger and I probably won't have a Diet Coke with it. I promise I'll try to remember to hold up my pinkies while I eat.

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Amy - I rest my case...

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      Amy Becherer 6 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      The irony is that diet soda is full of chemicals. So, all the "baloney" about organic foods that she obviously doesn't eat all the time, saving calories with diet soda doubles the whammy in poor dietary choices for health purposes.

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Amy - When you open your pie hole and start yammering on to the public about their eating habits then maybe, just maybe, one should be served up Critique de Sole on toast.

      Just make sure you order that Diet Coke. When I taught at West Point, the female cadets would order a calzone supreme but naturally with a Diet Pepsi to even things out.

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      Amy Becherer 6 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      I am loathe to critique anyone else, actually, because one thing I'm sure of is I ain't perfect. Its only because she's felt free to let fly with suggestions about what the rest of us eat that makes me wonder if she ain't getting her hubby's share?

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      NQX 6 years ago from Melbourne, FL

      Man...that's a big swing on that back porch.