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Waiting In The Weeds

Updated on April 13, 2012

Where Are The Food Police When You Need Them?

Frogs wait in the weeds for this type of hypocrtical conduct. This just in from "The You Have To Be A Hypocrite" desk. Remember Michelle Obama? She of the wide hips and poor fashion taste. This I couldn't classify under the "organic gardening" section I tell ya. She who preaches to the public about the merits of munching on carrots and celery sticks.

It goes like this. Either practice what you preach or don't preach to the choir. It seems that the glorious First Lady can't seem to stay away from the better eats in life. Of course, since she likes to beat her chops about nutrition, she should expect to be caught on tape whenever she munches down on the high caloric intake junk food that she so craves. She's probably eating junk food in bed with her little Obammy Bear while watching FOX news. Everything on the QT here you see.

Seems that Moochelle wanted fries to go with that shake (chocolate you understand) to go with that loaded Shackburger she ordered at the Shake Shack in Foggy Bottom. But let me add that she did throw in a Diet Coke to cut down on the caloric intake. What? Yes, it lowered her intake to a mere 1,700 calories. Imagine that!

There was no hubbub about her leisurely luncheon. They just closed down the normally packed Shake Shack place while she feasted on her junk food. Don't want those pesky photographers or the American public watching while she broke all the rules she so adamantly espouses. Thye claim it was for "security reasons." Where the hell was Baracky?

Now I'm not one to tell anyone what they can, or cannot, eat. Enjoy your food since it is one of the greatest pleasures in life. But when the Chief of the Food Police is caught with burger in face, napkin in hand with a culinary junk food feast washed down with a Diet Coke then really...

Fine example to follow. I just wonder if she super sized everything?

Speaking Of Super Sizing!!! YIKES!

How About A Song About Waiting In The Weeds?

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