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Fun Cocktail Drinks and Funny Alcoholic Drink Names

Updated on October 13, 2014

Funny Alcoholic Drink Recipes And Cocktails

Do you enjoy trying new and fun alcoholic drinks with your friends? Have you ever heard of the cocktail drinks named Tijuana Hooker or Smurf Fart? This list of funny cocktail recipes is sure to spark some entertaining conversations, and interesting reactions from your guests.

From fruity funny shot names and frilly funny named cocktails to just hardcore and disgusting alcoholic drinks with funny names, I have created a list of drink recipes with funny names that will be sure to have your cocktails noticed and remember for some time to come.

Have You Ever Tried A Pudding Shot?

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Are You Tough Enough For This Alcoholic Drink ~ 100 Proof Shot

My boyfriend brings this up at every party. He can never find anyone to drink this shot with him. I might add, he has never tried it either, but always says he will do it with someone if they will... what do you think of this crazy alcoholic drink?

1 Part 100 Proof Cinnamon Schnapps

1 Part 100 Proof Vodka

1 Part 100 Proof Peppermint Schnapps

1 part 100 Proof Scotch

1 Part 100 Proof Tequila

Shake with ice and strain. It is best to make this alcoholic drink in volumes of 6 and enjoy with your friends.

X Rated Shots: Funny Drinks Names That Will Make Your Bartender Blush - Have Fun Mixing Funny Drinks While Entertaining Your Friends

Seriously, these drinks are only for people who do not get offended easily.

X-rated Shots (Running Press Miniature Editions)
X-rated Shots (Running Press Miniature Editions)

This book is as informative as it is entertaining. Its always useful for a bartender to bust out the dirtiest shot they can think of on the spot. This book will give you that ability.

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angry face

The Angry German Alcoholic Drink Recipe

An alcoholic drink you can make a funny face at!

...And your are sure going to want to squint after drinking this tangy cocktail shooter!

1 Part Amaretto

1 Part Blackberry Schnapps

1 Part Jagermeister

2 Parts Lime Juice

Dash of Salt

Shake with Ice and strain into a Shot Glass. Try not to make an angry face after drinking.

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The "Anus Burner" Tequila Shot Drink Recipe

Any drink names with anus in it are bound to taste like one... Just saying...

1 Part Tequila

1 Slice of Jalapeño Pepper

Dash of Hot Sauce

Place the slice of jalapeño pepper in a shot glass.

Add Tequila.

Add hot sauce until the shot is a deep red color.

Take shot and try not to die.

Brain Hemorrhage Cocktail Recipe

A Not So Funny Alcoholic Drink Or Cocktail Name...

But definitely a funny looking cocktail. I am not sure I could drink it!

1 Part Peach Schnapps

Splash of Irish Cream

Dash of Grenadine

Pour a shot glass 3/4 full of Peach Schnapps.

Pour Irish Cream into the center of the Schnapps allowing it to clump.

Drop the grenadine over the back of a bar spoon into Irish Cream.

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Flaming Dr. Pepper Alcoholic Drink Recipe

The Flaming Dr. Pepper Cocktail

1 Part Amaretto

Splash of 151 Proof Rum

12 Ounces of Beer

Fill a mug with beer. Fill a shot glass almost full with amaretto. Float the 151 proof rum on top. Light the rum with a lighter or a match. Extinguish by placing an empty shot glass over the top of the flaming shot to cap the flame. Drop the shot into the beer and drink before it foams over.

Do Not Catch On Fire!

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gross alcoholic drink

Louisiana Shooter Tequila Drink Recipe

The Thought of Anyone Brave Enough To Drink This Is Funny To Me

This "Louisiana" drink name scares me a little. Not to mention, it has raw oyster, and horseradish sauce- my least favorite things. Good luck getting this alcoholic drink down.

1 Piece of Raw Oyster

1 Part Tequila

1/4 Teaspoon Horseradish Sauce

Dash of Hot Sauce

Pour ingredients into a glass neat.

Irish Trash Can Funny Cocktail Recipe

This Is Why You Never Piss Off Your Bartender

Never ask a bartender to surprise you because you could end up with this funny shot. Have you ever heard the stories of drinking the leftovers on the bar-mat, or an angry bartender feeding a unruly customer the remains of that night's drinks? This my friend, is the recipe that would be if there were such a thing.

1/2 oz gin

1/2 oz light rum

1/2 oz vodka

1/2 oz peach schnapps

1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur

1/2 oz triple sec

1 can Red Bull energy drink

Pour all of the liquors over ice and stir. Add a can of Red Bull. The Red Bull will float and slowly seep down the glass, turning the mix green, giving it the name Irish Trash Can! Check out my blog this month! I will be writing about 31 Funny Irish Drinks And Cocktails.

How To Start An Irish Bar Fight: Funny Irish Drink Recipe

Funny Drink To Order On St Patricks Day

So you decided to party at an Irish pub for St. Patricks day...and you wanna be a funny guy? I have a clever and witty cocktail for you. I have heard all the Irish Jokes before, I worked in a bar for *almost* 15 years. But, there I was, blogging away while my boyfriend was cooking me breakfast, when he came up with the most clever and witty cocktail recipe for St. Patricks Day I have ever heard. Im not going to give away my secret Irish cocktail recipe here though, your going to have to check out my blog.. Click here to read his story and get the recipe for the Irish Bar Fight: Funny Cocktail To Order On St Patricks Day

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Dog Fetches Beer From Fridge - Funny Alcoholic Trick

Rainbow Cocktail
Rainbow Cocktail

Rainbow Shot - Challenging Cocktail Drink

Rainbow Layered Cocktail Shot

1/4 oz. Grenadine

1/4 oz. Peppermint Schnapps

1/4 oz. Jagermeister

1/4 oz. Melon Liqueur (Midori)

1/4 oz. Whiskey

1/4 oz. Amaretto

Layer into a shot glass. A very hard drink for any bartender to master.

How To Make The Nuclear Rainbow Shot - Layered Rainbow Shot Drink

Passed Out Naked on the Bathroom Floor Cocktail Drink

Now That's A Funny Named Alcoholic Drink

1 Part 100 Proof Peppermint Schnapps

1 Part Jagermeister

1 Part Tequila

1 Part 151 Proof Rum

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass.

Lindsay Lohan Cocktail
Lindsay Lohan Cocktail

The Lindsay Lohan Cocktail Drink Recipe

The Funniest Drink Ever Ordered From Me

I had a guy come in once after work, dirty and worn out from his long day; I could tell he was exhausted. I asked him if I could get him a drink. He replied "Il take a Lindsay Lohan please" and smiled. I had not heard of the drink, and had to ask, with quite a smile on my face also, "Go ahead and humor me, what is a Lindsay Lohan?" He responded, "A red headed slut with a splash of coke". I couldn't help but laugh. Burn!

Definitely the funniest drink ever ordered from me at a bar.

Red Headed Slut Cocktail

1 part peach schnapps

1 part Jagger

2 part cranberry

Pour peach schnapps and Jagger in a cocktail glass along with cranberry juice, stir, and serve.

Lindsay Lohan Cocktail

1 part peach schnapps

1 part jager

2 part cranberry

Splash of coke

Pour peach schnapps and Jagger along with cranberry juice over ice, in a cocktail glass, stir, top with a shot of coke, and serve.

Garnish with a Cherry Dagger

Funny Shots Glasses For Your Fun Shots and Drinks


Barfing Sensations & The Purple Alaskan Thunderf*#k Drink Recipe

Disgusting inappropriate and raunchy drink names


1 Part Blackberry Liqueur

1 Part Peach Schnapps

1 Part Vodka

1 Part Apple Brandy

1 Part Raspberry Liqueur

Shake with Ice and Strain into a Shot Glass.

And while we are on the subject of barfing, I have to add

Purple Alaskan Thunderf*#k

1 Part Wiskey

1 Part Southern Comfort

1 Part Raspberry Liqueur

1 Part Amaretto

Splash of Pineapple Juice

Splash of Sour Mix

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass, or serve over ice with a lime.

Funny Beer Bongs and Drink Dispensers - A Funny Way To Have Your Drinks

Pap Smear Alcoholic Drink Recipe

Cocktail Drinks Recipe With A Dirty Name

But this alcoholic drink does make people laugh out loud.

1 part Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer

1 Part Smirnoff Vodka

Pour ingredients into glass neat. Do not chill.

Brunettes Can Be Sluts Too Funny Drink Recipe

A Funny Cocktail To Order

This recipe cracks me up when ordered, but I actually quite like it. Its got a nice sweet and carbonated taste and is very refreshing, much like a brunette next to a blonde.

1 oz Crown Royal

1/2 oz raspberry liqueur

1 oz triple sec

1 oz cranberry juice

1 oz Sprite soda

Pour over ice and Serve with a lime wheel.

Lewinsky Cocktail A Whiskey Drink

Funny Cocktail Named After a Famous Person...

1 Irish Cream

1 Part Southern Comfort

1 Part Peppermint Schnapps

Shake with ice and strain into shot glass.

Have You Ever Tried Any Of These Drinks? - Do You Have A Funny Cocktail Recipe To Share?

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      Just a drink? 

      4 years ago

      I went to Vegas and a blue drink got my attention, so I ask the bartender for the drink name, he said :ADIOS MOTHER F..KER after that he said , SEX ON THE

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      astevn816 lm 

      5 years ago

      can't wait to try some of these

    • thecampingtrail1 profile image


      5 years ago

      Great lens, we have a pub and there are some great cocktails here that I am going to try!

    • SBRTechnologies1 profile image


      5 years ago

      The rainbow shots look fun.

    • Meganhere profile image


      6 years ago

      Fun lens!

    • Arod17 profile image


      6 years ago

      i really liked this lens and the R2D2 picture

    • CaztyBon profile image


      6 years ago

      I enjoyed the lens. I never heard of some of these drinks I don't know if I would ever drink them.

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      6 years ago

      Any drink with the name Lindsay Lohan needs to have Red Bull and Vodka in it.

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      6 years ago

      Great lens

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      6 years ago

      Really funny!!!

    • JimHofman profile image


      6 years ago

      Now I'm thirsty...want to try some of these drink recipes. Love the dog fetching a beer video!

    • StaceyWrites profile image


      6 years ago

      I'm going to have to try some of these sometime. I love the look of the Rainbow!

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      6 years ago

      I like that angry German drink , great very funy.

    • petertraoassi2 profile image


      6 years ago

      Hilarious. I like a good cocktail and funny names are even better!

    • NejaLovely profile image


      6 years ago

      haha, fun stuff

    • CraftyandClever profile image


      6 years ago from everywhere but mostly Cali

      Great lens I know where I am coming to get drink ideas I didn't know about some of these but they sound interesting.

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      6 years ago

      Amazing lens! Thanks for sharing!

    • kwj profile image


      6 years ago

      My daughter has a cat called Harvey Wallbanger

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      uneasywriter lm 

      6 years ago

      I think I have tried nearly every one on the list, some named other things.

    • KANEsUgAr profile image


      6 years ago

      Great drink recipes

    • supergras profile image


      6 years ago

      Love the AA books right in the middle of the lens.

    • MeAndMyPitLoki profile image


      6 years ago

      Brain Hemorrhage. Definitely wanna try that one. And I like the Lindsey Lohan...I had a good laugh :]

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      Cocktail Making 

      6 years ago

      Going to use some of these in our parties. Thanks

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      Deadicated LM 

      6 years ago

      Not yet. Cool Lens, Cheers!

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      6 years ago

      thanks for sharing

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      6 years ago

      nyahhhhahahaha.. that was fun and interesting things you got! gonna try some of those!

    • DesignSpace profile image


      6 years ago

      My kingdom for an R2D2 shot server! :D Great lens!

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      6 years ago

      America is in love with alcohol. Most people drink at least occasionally, but for me the lights never really went on in that way. I just don't like the taste.

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      6 years ago

      Funny names. I'll be scared to try Passed out naked on the bathroom floor.

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      6 years ago

      hahaha lynsay lohan drink

    • kristalulabelle profile image


      7 years ago from Wisconsin

      LOL, I love the Linday Lohan! Can't wait to tell my friends!

    • orangerubberduc profile image


      7 years ago

      Love it, Can't wait to try the Lindsay!

    • chuckholmes301 profile image


      7 years ago

      Great list of drinks here. I will have to add some of these to my collection. Thanks for sharing.

    • AlphaChic profile image


      7 years ago

      Great to read about. Try them? I'll have to muster up some (liquid) courage.

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      7 years ago

      not yet... but I'm inspired... in a scary way. Great lens... had me laughing out loud.

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      7 years ago

      I'm going to work my way through these recipes.

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      7 years ago

      I've always thought any variation of "sex on the beach/moon" is pretty funny. Flaming Dr. Pepper and Louisiana Shooter don't sound that funny. I'd love to try the Rainbow Cocktail Bartenders Challenge it looks and sounds appetizing.

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      7 years ago

      Passed out Naked on the Bathroom Floor...been there! Sounds like a great drink! Very funny lens! Love it!

    • love4randomness1 profile image


      7 years ago

      haha funny lens! Squid-liked!

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      7 years ago

      I have made most of them several times, but I was never into drinking them. I like my liquor the way it was intended. They are fun to say and hear though, great page!

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      lucky izan 

      7 years ago

      LOL the anus burner shot make me gag

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      7 years ago

      This is great. Awesome lens!

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      7 years ago

      that's freaking crazy....

    • ScareYouDiva profile image


      7 years ago

      Eager to try some of these at our next party.

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      7 years ago

      the are you tough enough drink = easy!

      i make a same challenge but in shot version, mix it all in a glass and pour out. never fails to make someone (else) sick, and if you buy the drinks you can't back down like your BF.

      The standard thing with new people in the army is a pint of top shelf (spirits), downed asap then followed by tequila stuntmen (snort the salt do the shot lime in the eye)

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      7 years ago

      Just had to return to look up a recipe. Thank you, and Squid Angel blessed!

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      7 years ago

      Just had to return to look up a recipe. Thank you, and Squid Angel blessed!

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      Mark Falco 

      7 years ago from Reno, Nevada

      Great idea for a lens. Made me giggle a the Lindsay Lohan!

    • OrganicMom247 profile image


      7 years ago

      Fun lens, made me laugh, thank you.

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      7 years ago

      Great idea for a lens and very informative, funny too. nice one! The most disgusting one on the planet is that one you can get in a bar in Canada, i think it's called a Sour Toe(?).

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      7 years ago from North Carolina

      LOL! Maybe your lens should be subtitled "a funny lens about totally GROSS alcoholic drinks". I haven't tried them and they all sound deadly gross! Good lens!

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      7 years ago

      hahah this lens is clever and hilarious!

    • MoiraCrochetsPl profile image


      7 years ago

      very fun lens!

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      7 years ago

      nice work

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      7 years ago

      Great lens, love it!

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      7 years ago

      Haha! I haven't tried any of these (probably for the best). Some of them just look awful! Great lens, though. It made me laugh!

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      7 years ago

      No, yikes, I haven't tried any. I don't think I have the gene pool to handle them either . . but they were entertaining to read about. Thanks for the laughs!

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      8 years ago

      What's that saying: .... One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....

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      8 years ago

      The Flaming Dr. Pepper looks awesome, I had brain hemmorhage shots before, tasty as hell

    • KANEsUgAr profile image


      8 years ago

      the rainbow one looks cool. i think the angry german sounds good.

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      8 years ago

      Oh my goodness, no I have not had any of these drinks....can people actually function after these...and then there's the names!

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      8 years ago

      Lovely! Never thought of a funny name for an alcoholic drink.

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      Lee Williams 

      8 years ago from North Carolina

      Love this lens (must be the former bartender in me).

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      8 years ago from Corbin, KY

      not yet

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      8 years ago

      We used to think Pina Colada was daring

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      Fabio Sanna 

      8 years ago

      Cool names! I never heard some of them! Good lens idea,


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      8 years ago

      Well, what can I say, but 'three cheers' to the lens and one for the drink. hic. :)

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      8 years ago

      I would love to watch a bartender create a rainbow layered cocktail. I definitely would not drink one! Sounds like a recipe for a hangover.

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      8 years ago

      Whoa - the rainbow shot is really awesome. Some great (and potentially hazardous!) drinks in here!

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      8 years ago

      Pap Smear! Hilarious!!!

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      sushilkin lm 

      8 years ago

      Like your lens! Thanks for sharing !! Contribute your like at PRAY FOR JAPAN for the sake of universal brotherhood !

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      8 years ago

      great lens! Will definitely try the rainbow layered drink

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      Fox Music 

      8 years ago

      Set Um Up Joe - Great Lens

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      8 years ago from ABU DHABI

      Well written Lens. I like it!

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      8 years ago

      I don't drink much these days, but my experience is that the funnier the name, the worse you feel the next day!

      Thumbs up lens

    • MargoPArrowsmith profile image


      8 years ago

      I don't drink much these days, but my experience is that the funnier the name, the worse you feel the next day!

      Thumbs up lens

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      8 years ago

      I love this, and intend to link to it from my if that's ok with you?! Totally brilliant lens... and a splendid micro-niche!

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      8 years ago

      Can't say I've tried any of these, but this is certainly a hilarious lens!

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      8 years ago from Western Mass

      tee hee. never mind the names - their ingredients are entertaining - or i should say their combination. :)

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      Deb Kingsbury 

      8 years ago from Flagstaff, Arizona

      lol ... I think I'll stick with red wine. But I'll sure be able to impress my mixed drink-drinkin' friends with these!

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      8 years ago

      trying to layer a Bartenders Challenge could be fun. Kudos on an interesting lens.

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      8 years ago

      LOL funny! I don't think I've had any of these but I'm going to challenge my bartender to a layering competition the next chance I get.

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      8 years ago

      LOL funny! I don't think I've had any of these but I'm going to challenge my bartender to a layering competition the next chance I get.


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