Stop me if you've heard this one, but when I awoke, the sandwich was gone! I've come up with a few possible scenarios: 1) I ate it in my sleep. 2) I merely dreamed I was eating a sandwich... 3) A ghost ate it. 4) My 3 year old woke up in the middle of the night, stole my sammy, ate it without making a ginormous mess, and went back to sleep.
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