I'll bite. (Pun intended.)
The ultimate pizza is:
Lots of cheese
Onions cut into rings
Chilli con carne (you can skip the kidney beans if you want)
Extra chillis, if you feel like it.
Cook until 3-4 mins off ready, then crack an egg into the middle ensuring the yolk doesn't break.
Cook until white is cooked and yolk is still runny.
Now, eat the pizza with a bit of the egg on each bite.
I kid you not, best pizza ever.