Bacon Gifts for Bacon Fans
Great Bacon Gifts and Bacon Gift Ideas for Bacon Fanatics.
Bacon, it's the gift that keeps on giving. It may not be the healthiest food choice, but that doesn't make bacon any less delicious! Everyone knows someone who's love for bacon goes far above and beyond the normal affection one would show for food. These tried and true bacon fanatics proudly proclaim their love for bacon in all activities of their lives.
This lens is dedicated to highlighting some of the best bacon gifts available. While the ultimate bacon gift is bacon itself, you can't just give people bacon all the time. At least not if you care about their health. You need to find affordable and unique bacon gifts to let bacon fans express their bacon love in other ways. Whether that is through bacon gifts such as bacon flavored candy, bacon clothing or some other crazy bacon gift idea is up to you.
One thing is for sure: If you are looking for unique bacon gifts you've come to the right place.
"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon."
- Doug Larson
What's the real reason you don't send regular snail mail anymore? Sure email is faster and cheaper, but is that the real reason? Could the real underlying reason you snub the postal service be the whole licking nasty envelopes aspect? Let's face it. . . envelope glue tastes horrible. You either have to deal with the nasty taste, get a wet sponge, or try to convince your dog to do it for you. Those days are gone now that you have found this amazing bacon gift!
Allow me to introduce you to the coolest envelopes EVER: "MMMMVelopes". These envelopes have a cool and subtle bacon look to them, but the best part is when you lick to seal they taste like bacony goodness!! Finally a real reason to use snail mail again! MMMMVelopes Bacon Flavored Envelopes even come packaged to look like a real pack of bacon. Around 9 bucks gets you 25 MMMMVelopes. These make the perfect bacon gift by themselves. Of course you can always use these to send other bacon gifts through the mail. Isn't life great?
Want a new twist on boring old bubbles? How about bacon flavored bubbles? This bacon dream comes true with the Bacon Bubble Buddy! Simply pull the trigger on the Bacon Bubble Buddy and out comes a stream of bacon flavored bubbles.
Gone are the days of eating those soapy tasting bubbles. Now you can get your bubble grub on with tasty bacon flavored bubbles. Want a new way to play with your dog? Man's best friend will love you forever when he pops a bacon flavored bubble!
Don't worry, the bacon flavored bubbles are 100% safe and non toxic. However, I still wouldn't recommend chugging directly from the bacon bubble bottle!
The Bubble Buddy gun requires no batteries and comes with one 4 oz. bottle of bacon flavored bubble solution. This makes an ideal bacon gift for any bacon enthusiast! I have to admit I may end up trying this bacon gift out for myself before I let my dog taste some bacon flavored bubble goodness! Why should HE have all the fun?
Looking for a fun bacon gift the entire family can enjoy? Well Mr. Bacon's Big Adventure Board Game is the bacon gift you need.
Think of this as the old popular board game Candy Land, only with meat! In this game you move your bacon character along the path through Meatland. Along the way you have to navigate your way through areas like the Mustard Marsh, the Wiener Wasteland, and the Sausage Sea. The first one to make it to the frying pan at the end of the trail wins!
This is a fun and affordable bacon gift for the entire family. Click the image above for more information or to grab yours today!
Every bacon fan needs a bacon action figure. Bendy Mr. Bacon to the rescue! Mr. Bacon measures approximately 5 and a half inches tall and features bendable arms and legs. Currently priced under $5.00 this makes for a fantastic bacon gift!
No child should be deprived of bacon. The My First Bacon talking bacon plush is just what the name implies: a talking bacon plush toy. Measuring approximately 19 inches tall by 7 inches wide, my first bacon features a soft fleece bacon doppelgänger that talks! Squeeze him and make his mechanical mouth move and say his one and only catch phrase, "I'm bacon."
This great bacon gift is a ThinkGeek exclusive and requires 3 AA batteries which are included. What makes a better bacon gift than a plush talking bacon puppet?
"My First Bacon Video" on Youtube! - See "My First Bacon" in action on YouTube. "I'm bacon."
Longing to see My First Bacon in action before you make a long term investment of $19.99 in the risky world of bacon gifts and novely baconalia and crisp bacon collectibles? We don't blame you. After all, $19.99 buys quite a bit of real bacon! Have no fear..you can see the My First Bacon toy in action on YouTube.
After you've convinced yourself you can't live without My First Bacon...click the image above to go get yours!
Bacon is nearly perfect. It looks good, smells good, sounds cool cooking and of course it tastes great. Bacon just makes everything better. Let's get this out of the way. Bacon isn't all that healthy. While I could never in good conscience suggest someone refrain from ever eating bacon, I do feel an obligation to remind everyone we need to enjoy its awesomeness in moderation. Now there is a way to have the great smell of cooking bacon without the health dangers of actually eating it: sizzling bacon candles!
I know what you are thinking because I was thinking the same thing. This is some concoction of synthetic chemicals that is mixed together in some waxy lump that when burned doesn't smell remotely like bacon. Right? Wrong! These awesome bacon candles smell like the real thing because they are made from the real thing! According to the manufacturer, Sizzling Bacon Candles are made from actual rendered bacon fat using a secret process that preserves bacon's natural aromas and essential oils. Sweet!
Sizzling Bacon bacon scented candles are hand poured and packaged. Each candle measures about 4 inches tall with a 3 inch diameter and is packaged in a bacon themed tin. Each candle offers about 70 hours of burn time!
These bacon scented candles offer a great health friendly bacon gift. They are also offer great way to play a cruel cruel joke on your bacon loving friends or relatives. Imagine your bacon buddy, awakened by the awesome aroma of cooking bacon, running into the kitchen early in the morning expecting to see some crispy bacon on the table only to find nothing. Scratch that idea, that's just CRUEL!
Need a way to spice up that bland and boring toast? Eggs and bacon not enough bacon for you? Have a hankering for a delicious peanut butter and bacon sandwich? Bacon Jam is here to save the day.
This sweet and savory bacon jam is a perfect treat for breakfast or any time. Bacon jam is produced by a small business that specializes in homemade style goods. The ingredients consist of bacon, onion, garlic, honey, maple syrup, coffee, and spices. Each jar contains 4 ounces of bacon jam.
Bacon Pennant - Go Bacon!
This Bacon Pennant makes the perfect affordable and unique bacon gift for the TRUE bacon fan. This amazing bacon gift if a soft felt pennant measuring about 25" long. It features the word "BACON" in black lettering along with a strip of bacon. Priced at under $4.00 at the time of this posting, this makes the perfect affordable bacon gift. Click the image or link above for more information or to purchase this unique bacon gift today!
Need to get clean? Who doesn't? Love bacon? Who doesn't? That's why bacon soap makes perfect sense!
This cool bar of soap has a pink marbleized look giving it the appearance of real bacon. It comes in an awesome retro style tin. Want to know the best part? It smells like bacon!
Bacon soap is a perfect unique and affordable bacon gift for the bacon fan on your shopping list. Keep in mind however that neither we, nor the manufacturer, can be held responsible for any damages you suffer due to all the dogs in the neighborhood following you around. After all you do smell like delicious bacon!
If you need clean germ free hands what better way to achieve it than with bacon! This bacon scented hand sanitizer will leave your hands clean and germ free. They may not stay that way if the family dog is downwind however. Click the image above to make this great bacon gift yours.
"Mmm. . . Bacon"
- Homer Simpson
How to Make Bacon Roses - Bacon Roses: the Ideal Affordable Bacon Gift!
Yes you read that correctly. BACON Roses. What an awesome gift idea. I came across this fantastic idea and I just had to post it here because it just may be the perfect bacon related gift.
I wish I could take credit for this but none of this is my idea, I just stumbled across it and thought it was pretty cool. You can find the easy step by step instructions for making bacon roses on the My Last Bite food blog. Click the link to the left or the photo above to learn more.
If you are lucky enough to make or receive a bacon themed cake or other pastry you might need BACON FROSTING! Yes you read that correctly. Evil geniuses have now given us bacon flavored frosting. This beautiful red frosting easily squeezes and spreads and is bacon flavored!
I used to panic when I ran all through all the possible doomsday pending apocolypse scenarios in my mind. No, the thought of surviving a nuclear attack, terrorism, or even the unlikely zombie apocalypse don't really scare me. What used to really scare me is the fact that getting bacon would be extremely difficult in these situations. Those worries are gone with Tac-Bac. (Tactical Canned Bacon for you civilians out there.)
With Tactical Canned Bacon you can stock your panic room or fallout shelter with years worth of canned bacon goodness. Of course this would also make a great novelty bacon gift, but let's be serious here!
Tactical canned bacon comes in a covert looking black can with a white silhouette of an M16 on the label and the awesome anonymous quotation:
"I firmly believe bacon has the potential to bring about world peace."
Each 9 oz. can of Tac-Ban contains about 18 three slice servings of bacon. Each sealed can has an expected shelf life of 10 years. In the unlikely event you would open a can and NOT devour the entire thing, you should refrigerate the unused portion should be refrigerated. I estimate this unused portion scenario is slightly less likely than the aforementioned zombie apocalypse.
Tac-Bac makes the ideal bacon gift for your loved ones serving in the military overseas. Send them a few cans of Tac-Bac and say thanks for serving our country!
Bacon Platter - Serve Bacon on This Awesome Bacon Gift: A Bacon Platter!
What better way to serve bacon than on a bacon platter? This ultimate bacon gift allows you to give the gift of bacon and serve it on a plate that looks just like bacon.
This ceramic bacon gift is a platter shaped like strips of bacon. It can holds mounds of bacony goodness. It even has raised edges to prevent any grease from dripping off of the platter.
The bacon platter measures about 10-1/4" x 6". This amazing and affordable bacon gift is priced under $20.00. Click the image above for more information or to grab one of these beautiful bacon gifts today.
Dry chapped lips are a bummer. They are even worse when the prevention and treatment involve smearing some nasty medicated lip ointment or fruity flavored girlie girl lip balm on your kissers. Why oh why can't we moisturize our lips AND taste bacon? Of course rubbing bacon strips or bacon grease directly on your lips might work, but that's just tacky!
The problem has been solved with bacon flavored lip balm! Now bacon lovers can cure their parched dry lips (probably injured from eating too much bacon) with the power of a delicious bacon flavored lip balm. The ability to plant bacon kisses on your significant other all day is just another bonus!
Bacon Clothing and Accessories
These silk bacon scarves are a truly unique bacon gift. They aren't unique because they are. . .well bacon scarves...they are unique because they each hand painted by an artist in Virginia. True story! Each bacon scarf is made from 100% Habotai silk and is hand painted by an artist in Richmond, Virginia. Each delicious looking strip of bacon scarf starts out as an 8" x 54" piece of beautiful white silk. It is then painted like watercolor with dye. This results in every bacon scarf being a gorgeous and unique work of art, just like each and every strip of real bacon is a work of art!
Don't keep your cash in a piggy bank, keep it in a bacon wallet! That's right bacon fans, now you can have a wallet that looks just like uncooked bacon. This unique bacon gift features billfold pockets, 6 card pockets, and 3 bonus pockets. This tasty looking wallet measures approximately 4.25" x 3.75". Priced at under $12.00 it makes an ideal affordable and unique bacon gift.
The only way you could make this wallet better would be to stuff it with crispy cooked bacon.
Click the image above to order your bacon wallet today!
Talk about tasty...this tasty bacon t-shirt features the word "Bacon" in cursive script writing with a piece of bacon used as the "swoosh" underlining it. This simple 100% cotton black t-shirt is available in sizes Small through XXXL. This is a very cool and very affordable bacon gift.
Click the image above for more information, or to order the "Bacon Swoosh" t-shirt today.
Looking for unique Bacon themed t-shirts, clothing and tons of other great bacon themed gifts? Check out our friends at Bac'n.com! Just click the banner above to dive straight into the bacon goodness!
Bacon T-shirts on Amazon
What better bacon gift than a bacon themed T-shirt? Amazon has you covered...pun intended!
"You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon."
-Comedian Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan's Bacon Bit
Here is part of comedian Jim Gaffigan's bacon bit (bad pun intended).
Bacon Candy, Mints and More!
When you are stepping out on the town you'll need a fashionable and practical necklace. I can't think of a better piece of jewelry than a bacon flavored necklace complete with a candy bacon pendant. Delicious and fancy! This candy necklace weighs about 1.3 ounces. It is a 16" necklace that is stretchy enough to fit over nearly anyone's head.
Old Fashioned Bacon Candy
Looking for a unique and delicious bacon gift? How about some sweet and smoky bacon flavored old fashioned style candy? Each piece of bacon candy is individually wrapped and looks like that old fashioned red and white hard penny candy. Except it's got a hip new modern bacon flavor! The collectible tin even shows you where bacon candy comes from. Each tin is filled by weight to hold 2.5 ounces of bacon flavored candy goodness. This is typically about 12 candies per tin. The tin measures about 3.25" x 2.5" x 2".
Bacon Flavored Lollipop. There really just isn't much more I can say about this. It's a bacon flavored lollipop; what more do you need? This gorgeous red and white lollipop measures about 4" in diameter and it tastes like bacon. I'm sold!
The best parts of breakfast are maple syrup, bacon, and coffee for that much needed shot of caffeine to start your day. Unfortunately having the time to fry up some bacon and pancakes isn't always possible. Have no fear! Grab one of these Caffeinated Maple Bacon Pops and start your day with your favorite breakfast on a stick!
Each maple bacon pop contains about 80mg of caffeine. These bacon pops are made with bacon salt so they're kosher and vegetarian friendly. Most importantly though, they taste like delicious bacon.
Here is another bacon gift that needs little explanation. It's just bacon flavored gum! Delicious red bacon flavored gumballs in a reusable tin.
So you're tired of your bacon lollipops and you've lost interest in your bacon gumballs. What's left? How about some bacon flavored jelly beans packaged in their own bacon shaped collectible tin? Bacon flavored jellybeans are sure to make a perfect bacon gift!
Want to freak someone out? Try tossing a strip of raw bacon in your mouth and chew it up. On second thought...DON'T! Consuming uncooked pork meat is very unwise. Now you can have the next best thing, gummy bacon!
These gummy bacon pieces look just like raw bacon. They are completely safe candy treats however. These sweet bacon treats look great, but my only complaint is they are strawberry flavored and not tasty bacon flavored!
Uncle Oinker's Savory Bacon Mints are mints flavored with a unique combination of mint and bacon. They contain a touch of cooling menthol and come packaged in a nifty reusable tin that contains about 100 bacon mints. These delicious and refreshing mints make an ideal bacon gift or stocking stuffer for that bacon fan in your life.
Bacon Oral Hygiene
After eating all that bacon candy I've listed above, you'll definitely need to brush your teeth. No worries because you clean your teeth with the power of bacon! Sort of...
Brush away germs and plaque with delicious bacon flavored toothpaste. Each 2.5 oz tube of toothpaste is priced at about $4.99. Oh yeah..there's also cupcake flavored toothpaste..but why spend $4.99 on the cupcake flavor when you could buy two tubes of bacon flavored?
Bacon flavored toothpaste tastes great, but it can't adequately clean between your teeth. You'll need floss for that. No self respecting bacon fan is going to use mint flavored floss....that's just gross. Why would you want that nasty mint taste in your mouth when you could use bacon flavored dental floss? Each box of bacon floss is a plastic bacon design with a flip top lid. Each box contains about 27.3 yards of bacon flavored waxed dental floss. All we need is bacon flavored mouth wash/fluoride rinse and your bacon dental hygiene needs will be complete!
The Finishing Touch:
Bacon Wrapping Paper!
You've worked hard to find that perfect bacon gift. Don't drop the ball by using ordinary wrapping paper. Go the last extra mile and wrap that perfect bacon gift in this awesome bacon wrapping paper. Get two 20" x 30" pieces of quality wrapping paper for about $3.99.
What bacon fan wouldn't love a cookbook dedicated to delicious bacon recipes? This bacon gift features over 50 recipes for a bunch of truly delicious bacon featured dishes. This bacon gift covers everything from bacon based brunch, soup, salads and side dishes. Of course there also numerous meat, pasta and even fish entrÃ©es. Bacon cocktails? You bet! Of course there are also lots of recipes for bacon dessert dishes to dive into! Click the image above to check out this awesome bacon gift or to make it yours today!
Bacon Gifts on Amazon
Amazon can be a great place to find bacon gifts. Check out some of the great bacon gift ideas below. They even have great bacon gifts I haven't mentioned here!
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"A man must make his opportunity, as oft as find it."
- Sir Francis Bacon
Are YOU a bacon freak? Bacon Freak has a mind blowing amount of bacon related gifts and goodies. From actual bacon to bacon themed t-shirts and everything in between. Check out some of their quality bacon gifts below!
The Bacon & Bacon Seasoning Gift Bundle - 4 Packages
The Bacon & Bacon Seasoning Gift Bundle - 2 Packages
Roccos Private Reserve No Nitrite Bacon - 2pk
Smells Like Bacon (Pig Cop) Babydoll Shirt
Smells Like Bacon (Pig Cop) Hooded Sweatshirt
Smells Like Bacon (Pig Cop) Kid's Youth T-Shirt
Smells Like Bacon (Pig Cop) Long Sleeve Shirt
Smells Like Bacon (Pig Cop) Mens Tank Top - Black
Smells Like Bacon (Pig Cop) T-Shirt
Smells Like Bacon (Pig Cop) Womens Classic Fit Shirt
Smells Like Bacon (Pig Cop) Womens Tank Top
Scott's Bacon Sampler - Country Bacon & Country Peppered Combo Pack
Vosges Milk & Dark Chocolate Bacon Bars
Boss Hog Maple Bacon Coffee
Smoked Bacon - Hooded Sweatshirt
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