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Bright Orange Carrot Jokes

Updated on October 1, 2014

The World is My Carrot - Funny carrot t-shirt!

The World Is My Carrot
The World Is My Carrot | Source

Need A Laugh? Enjoy These Great Carrot Jokes!

Carrot jokes? Brenda, you have to be joking! Yes, indeed I am...this page is full of carrot jokes and I hope to keep finding and adding more!

Do not ask me how I got started on this carrot theme -- or I will tell you it all started with an innocent little e-mail that I received about those innocent and healthy looking baby carrots. The e-mail made some claims, some that were true and some that were not, and did not include a source. This set me off on a quest for the truth. The result, after hours spent searching the internet, was a page called Baby Carrots ~~ When Is A Carrot Not A Carrot.

Then came a page I had been wanting to write even before I received the baby carrot e-mail about a delicious recipe. This page is called The Best-Ever Carrot Cake Recipe and it really does feature the best-ever carrot cake recipe. It is a recipe that we try not to have too often in our house...because despite the fact that carrot cake contains nutrition, it also contains calories!

Then I wrote a fun page called The Carrots Had a Photo Fight Tonight. It allowed me to showcase, with the permission of the photographers, some of the amazing carrot photos that I found posted at Flickr.com. If you have not seen this page, you will want to visit it and vote for your favorite carrot pictures.

Whoa, Brenda! How did you go from there to the subject of carrot jokes???

Well, during the time I spent creating all of these great carrot-themed pages, I saw so many funny carrot jokes that I thought this would be a fun page for carrot fans around the world. Plus this page would give me a gathering place (or in Squidoo terminology) a lensography for my carrot-themed pages. I hope you find it entertaining.

Photo by KayVee.Inc.

Now, something's sure to Turnip,

To prove you can't be Beet;

So, if you Carrot all for me

Let's let our Tulips meet.~~ Author Unknown

Snowmen, Or Is It Carrots, Around The World Have Suffered This Fate...

Snowman Looses Nose to Human
Snowman Looses Nose to Human | Source

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Carrot

Carrot who?

Do you carrot all about me!

Orphaned bunnies...

Once upon a time, an infant rabbit was orphaned and a family of squirrels adopted it and raised it like it was one of their own. This process led to some strange activities in the rabbit. It liked to run up trees the way its step-siblings did rather than hopping on the ground. Plus it ate acorns and nuts rather than carrots. When it was half grown, it realized something was different and approached its step-parents to discuss the issue. He told them that he was not sure of his role in the world and that he was dejected. His step-parents told him, "Don't scurry. Be hoppy."

What do you call a dumb bunny?

A hare brain.

Carrot Zucchini Race Car
Carrot Zucchini Race Car | Source

Carrots Are Destined To Be Vegetables For The Rest of Their Lives

One day two carrots, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over.

The uninjured carrot called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured carrot was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery.

After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured carrot, "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through."

"The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life".

A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear and a piece of celery up his nose.

The doctor told him he wasn't eating right.

Carrot Fingers
Carrot Fingers | Source
Snowman Joke
Snowman Joke | Source

How do you catch a rabbit?

Hide in a meadow and make carrot noises.

Do I Smell Carrots?

Do I Smell Carrots?
Do I Smell Carrots? | Source
Bugs Bunny in a Carrot
Bugs Bunny in a Carrot

Bugs Bunny as a Carrot

Bugs bunny as a carrot! He's a Warner Brothers bean bag plush. I'm not sure if this is funny or more like a nightmare for Bugs Bunny!

How do you make soup gold?

You put in fourteen carrots.

© 2008 Treasures By Brenda

Know any good carrot jokes?

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      A rabbit goes into a bakery, and asks they baker if they have any carrot cakes. The reply is no. The next day, he goes, and asks about the carrot cakes again. The bakery still doesn't have any. This carries on for a week. The 8th day, the rabbit goes in and asks if they have carrot cake, he finds out they have ordered 100 because of him.

      "Does anybody actually buy that stuff?!" The rabbit asks

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      PaigSr 5 years ago from State of Confussion

      Its not a joke but it can bring smiles. I had a Far Side tee shirt that had - "Early Vegetarians Returning from the Kill". They were carrying a large carrot.

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      Elhamstero 6 years ago

      What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

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      Sandy Mertens 6 years ago from Frozen Tundra

      Blessed! Please add this to the plexo on my Zazzle and Blessings for November 2011 lens.

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      Richard 6 years ago from Surrey, United Kingdom

      I wonder if carrot jokes help you see in the dark? ;)

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      AlleyCatLane 6 years ago

      Really cute lens! Blessed.

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      LotusLandry 6 years ago from Southern California

      Greetings from the rabbit-as-ceo page

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      Timbers 6 years ago

      Wow. Quirky and fun! (like the snowmen cartoon)

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      kingsrookie lm 6 years ago

      lol funny carrot foot picture:)

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      Sweet fun here!

      This carrot walked into a bar.....

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      Muzzie4848 6 years ago

      Love your lens. Just featured it on my easy peasy zucchini and carrot savoury slice recipe lens. Thank you.

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      thebaxterbunny 6 years ago

      If you like carrot art then you should check out Dan Goodsell's Drunken Carrot from the Mr. Toast comics. He's a cutie. He also comes as a plushie toy which I happen to own.

      I happen to love carrots (mostly because I'm a bunny) and found this lens full of useful tips and jokes that I could use. Thanks!

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      kt_glasses 7 years ago

      very cute lens!

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      tssfacts 7 years ago

      Thanks for the laughter I really needed it.

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      blue22d 7 years ago

      Funny stuff! I love carrots and I am thinking a slice of carrot cake would go great just about now. Love you lens...thanks!

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      anonymous 7 years ago

      I love these funny carrot jokes and pics. This is seriously funny food stuff ; ) I lensrolled it to my "Seriously Funny Food Stuff" lens. It's a match made in veggie heaven.

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      Toddlerdad 7 years ago

      What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

      A carrot.

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      Moe Wood 7 years ago from Eastern Ontario

      I don't know any carrot jokes. My dog would be your best friend if you had carrots in your hand.

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      religions7 7 years ago

      Great lens, but you knew that :) Just wanted to remind you that this is featured on the Humor and Hilarity Headquarters: http://www.squidoo.com/groups/humor_hilarity

      It's now transformed into a lensography and I would love it if you could feature it here, or lensroll it or something.

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      anonymous 8 years ago

      Holy Cat! Carrot jokes that are actually funny. You are a talented person. It does take some "shutzpah" to pull this off. To reward you for your good work I am featuring this lens on Rascal the Cat's (of Why Some Cats Are Rascals) lens. He loves all things orange (he's just as vain about his orangeness and sense of humor as any carrot). And, I'll never again look at carrot sticks in the same boring light. With great love, Darcie

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      dadaas 8 years ago

      [in reply to KimGiancaterino] Great it deserves that

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      KimGiancaterino 8 years ago

      This lens is featured on A Day of 100 Squid Angel Blessings.

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      JenOfChicago LM 8 years ago

      Hilarious!

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      HenryE LM 8 years ago

      Funny lens, great pictures!

      Henry

      www.geothermalexperts.net

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      robertkoger123 8 years ago

      Interesting lens.

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      JeffRiveraAuthor 8 years ago

      Amazing and an Impressive one

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      Tiddledeewinks LM 8 years ago

      Funny lens! How about Anne of Green Gables? The original "Carrots"!

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      Lori Lee-Ray 8 years ago

      Love the carrot jokes lol. After reading it, my daughter finally decided to try a bite of carrot. I've been begging for years for her to try them! She said anything as funny as a carrot should taste good. Got a lense on spinach?! lol

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      Susan Deppner 8 years ago from Arkansas USA

      LOL Laughing orange tears!

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      religions7 8 years ago

      Great lens - you've been blessed by a squidoo angel :)

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      Andy 8 years ago from London, England

      Very amusing

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      anonymous 8 years ago

      I can not wait to tell my students about the man not eating right! This is fabulous!! Is there an Uber Angel who blesses you?

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      Sherry Venegas 8 years ago from La Verne, CA

      Hey, I saw a Wendy's ad on TV last night and they said "Orange you glad...." about a new malt shake. This is funny. Do you have an Angel len? Thanks for blessing my TBF lens. Go Kab's Fabs!

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      monarch13 8 years ago

      You are funny! Thanks for making me smile twice this morning once for my blessing and once at this lens :)

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      julieannbrady 8 years ago

      OMG, Brenda! That is an absolutely adorable picture of the bunny! What a cool poster that would make. Guess I never thought of carrots as funny -- but you've convinced me of that today!

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      Robin S 8 years ago from USA

      Congratulations New Giant!

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      pyngthyngs 8 years ago

      LOL. My family loved your carrot and celery joke.

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      rockycha 8 years ago

      Found this lens through Poddy's Humor group, High Fivers for a good laugh! :)

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      Tony Payne 8 years ago from Southampton, UK

      What a wonderful lens, 5***** absolutely hilarious. I love the pictures and jokes - many of these were new to me as well. I am pleased to welcome this lens to the "Laugh Away" group.

      You might not have heard of the English comedian Jasper Carrot. He did stand up and had his own tv series a few years ago. I am sure you can get some great video clips - well it's Carrot related...

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      Tony Payne 8 years ago from Southampton, UK

      What a wonderful lens, 5***** absolutely hilarious. I love the pictures and jokes - many of these were new to me as well. I am pleased to welcome this lens to the "Laugh Away" group. I lensrolled it to my Humor lenses too.

      You might not have heard of the English comedian Jasper Carrot. He did stand up and had his own tv series a few years ago. I am sure you can get some great video clips - well it's Carrot related...

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      Mihaela Vrban 8 years ago from Croatia

      So, you hate carrots? ;) Love what you did here! Who would have thought about making something like this about such everyday, plain vegetable!? :) Excellent job, Brenda!

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      anonymous 8 years ago

      What a riot!

      Who knew carrots were so funny?!

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      anonymous 8 years ago

      Ha, ha, ha, ha. Funny stuff!

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      religions7 8 years ago

      I think I found your funny carrot lens :)

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      anonymous 8 years ago

      Hi Brenda,

      Here's the Carrot 'joke' that's on my lens - thanks for popping by:

      Brain Test 2:

      Follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can!

      What is:

      1 5

      2 4

      3 3

      4 2

      5 1

      Now say the number 6 to yourself as fast as you can for 15 seconds.

      QUICK!!! THINK OF A VEGETABLE!

      You're thinking of a carrot right?

      If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are warped enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with carrot when given this exercise.

      Take care!

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      tplus 8 years ago

      Welcome to the Lensography-ography Group!

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      KimGiancaterino 8 years ago

      Too cute! Welcome to Culinary Favorites From A to Z. I'll feature this next time I update the group.

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      religions7 8 years ago

      Wow - funny lens. Calling this a lensography doesn't do it justice :)

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      Jimmie Lanley 8 years ago from Memphis, TN, USA

      So original!! :-) Love this lensography!