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Funny Coffee Quotes

Updated on August 29, 2012

Hello there Coffee lovers

Know anyone special who is addicted to coffee? We have humorous quotes for them! Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation, The only thing that is keeping me from hurting you is the fact that they don't serve Starbucks in Prison...

When drinking Coffee think of the farmer who planted the tree..Great to share with coffee affecianado or a sentimentalist.

Coffee is a drug, a warm delicious drug

Everybody should believe in Something. I believe I'll have another coffee

Exactly my thoughts Sir!

Latte is italian for "you paid too much"

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks.

- Holly Black

Life happens over coffee


Coffee isn't a drug , it's a vitamin

Coffee isn't my cup of tea. - Samuel Goldwyn

You know what separates humans from animals? Coffee

My blood type is coffee

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.

Coffee has two virtues: it's wet and warm.

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea... if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

Ambidextrose: Able to put sugar in coffee with either hand.

Blended coffee... today's & yesterday's.

Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin!

All the coffee in columbia can't make me a morning person

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.

When drinking coffee, think of the farmer that planted the tree

I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy.

You know me...

Oh well you know me... I ran out of Coffee so I just gave up on everything.




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      Dorian Bodnariuc 

      6 years ago from Ottawa, Ontario Canada

      Lovely coffee quotes. Thanks for sharing.

    • indigomoth profile image


      6 years ago from New Zealand

      So cute... and so true!

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      6 years ago

      I agree on the image that coffee isn't a drug, it's a vitamin. It make me on the go all the time :)

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      6 years ago

      I love your quotes and your lens flows well! I just "liked" it for you:)

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      6 years ago

      I loved it! thanx had a good giggle which started my day off nicely, while sipping a good strong of .... yip you're right COFFEE!!!! LOL

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      Kara Hara 

      6 years ago

      Nice quotes. Thanks for sharing

    • nekoneko profile imageAUTHOR


      6 years ago

      @LouisaDembul: i love your quote :)

    • LouisaDembul profile image


      6 years ago

      I liked: Life is too short for bad coffee. Really enjoyed these coffee quotes!

    • verkeerd profile image


      7 years ago

      I've had a laugh! I'll be sharing these quotes with a person I know who has coffee instead of blood in the veins...

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      7 years ago

      This is a nice collection of quotes. If you get a chance, feel free to add your favorite one on my list as well.

      Cheers to all coffee lovers!

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      little dripper 

      7 years ago

      Fun lens! Thanks for sharing :-)

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      8 years ago

      Nice idea for a lens. Very informative. Gave you a quick thumbs up.


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