Funny Coffee Quotes
Hello there Coffee lovers
Know anyone special who is addicted to coffee? We have humorous quotes for them! Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation, The only thing that is keeping me from hurting you is the fact that they don't serve Starbucks in Prison...
When drinking Coffee think of the farmer who planted the tree..Great to share with coffee affecianado or a sentimentalist.
Coffee is a drug, a warm delicious drug
Everybody should believe in Something. I believe I'll have another coffee
Exactly my thoughts Sir!
Latte is italian for "you paid too much"
Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks.
- Holly Black
Life happens over coffee
Coffee isn't a drug , it's a vitamin
Coffee isn't my cup of tea. - Samuel Goldwyn
You know what separates humans from animals? Coffee
My blood type is coffee
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
Coffee has two virtues: it's wet and warm.
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea... if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln
Ambidextrose: Able to put sugar in coffee with either hand.
Blended coffee... today's & yesterday's.
Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin!
All the coffee in columbia can't make me a morning person
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
When drinking coffee, think of the farmer that planted the tree
I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy.
You know me...
Oh well you know me... I ran out of Coffee so I just gave up on everything.