Amusing Coffee Quotes & Polls for You!
A morning without coffee is like sleep.
Coffee Quotations for Scrapbooks, Twitter, and General Amusement
I love coffee. I love quotes. I love reading coffee quotations while drinking coffee. You too??! Small world.
Here are some great java sayings, latte laughs, espresso expressions...well, you get the idea. Also, since I love to shop, there are some cool gifty items for the coffee lover in your life. All good, clean fun. Just a giggle or two to get your mind percolating. (oh please stop me...)
In any case...enjoy these words and other delights as you sip (or gulp -- no one is judging you) your fabulous drink of choice.
Best place to have a cup of coffee?
Coffee Quotes by Famous People
- I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. ~ Ronald Reagan
- Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat. ~ Johann Sebastian Bach
- I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time. ~ Steven Wright
David Letterman on Java...
Way too much coffee.
But if it weren't for the coffee,
I'd have no identifiable
Do you have a favorite coffee cup or mug?
A great gift idea...
Which do you prefer?
Quotes & Jokes about Decaf
(this unknown author guy sure gets around...)
- Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. ~ Author Unknown
- Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend. ~ Author Unknown
- Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. ~ Bob Irwin
- I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can't even see a difference. ~ Author Unknown
- Decaf? No, it's dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream. ~ Author Unknown
- I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine! ~ Author Unknown
- If it ain't caffeinated, it ain't coffee! ~ Author Unknown
- Caffeine Allocation Error: COFFEE.SYS missing, Programmer halted. ~ Author Unknown
Life without coffee...
My blood type is Starbucks.
Do you ever drink your coffee black?
the finest organic suspension ever devised.
~ as said by Captain Janeway
on Star Trek: Voyager