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Funny Cooking Quotes

Updated on May 23, 2012

Cooking win and Cooking disasters!

I'm sorry your opinion wasn't in the recipe....

Everything taste better with ketchup... Hilarious cooking and kitchen mantra all in one place. Great sayings and humorous lines to put up in the kitchen or to wear it on your apron.

Whether If you are good at cooking or you're a constant failure at at it you'll love this funny quotes

My Cooking is fabulous. Even the smoke alarm is cheering me on!

I Like a cook who smiles out loud when he tastes his own work

If you want breakfast in bed, Sleep in the kitchen!

Hunger is the best sauce in the world.

Calvin: Why are you crying mom?

Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.

Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.


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