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Winespeak

Updated on January 14, 2013

Welcome to the Wonderful World of Winespeak

This light-hearted lens is designed to assist fermented fruit lovers (old and new) to find their bearings in the Wonderful World of Winespeak.

It is also a tribute to a very talented British artist and satirical cartoonist by the name of Ronald Searle, (1920-2011), whose words of wit make it a good deal easier to swish and spit into the bucket or simply to swig and swallow as the case may be.

So, without further ado...here's to you and your's, may you be blessed by big bodacious beauty like Merilyn Merlot or the mischievous Malebec Man!

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Image Credit: www.jargonwines.com

RONALD SEARLE - A Thumnail Sketch

Name: Ronald William Fordham Searle

Born: 3 March 1920, Cambridge, England)

Occupation: Award-winning English artist and cartoonist

Achievements: Created more than 2,200 during his lifetime

Best Known Illustrated Works:

-- Back to the Slaughterhouse and Other Ugly Moments

-- Down With Skool!: A Guide to School Life for Tiny Pupils and Their Parents (with Geoffrey Willans)

-- The Female Approach: The Belles of St. Trinian's and Other Cartoons

-- How to be Topp: A Guide to Sukcess for Tiny Pupils, Including All There is to Know About Space (with Geoffrey Willans)

-- Merry England Etc.

-- The 13 Clocks and the Wonderful O (written by James Thurber)

-- Too Many Songs by Tom Lehrer with Not Enough Drawings by Ronald Searle

-- To the Kwai and Back, War Drawings 1939-1945

-- Slightly Foxed But Still Desirable: Ronald Searle's Wicked World of Book Collecting

-- St. Trinian's: The Entire Appalling Business

TOMES DESIGNED TO TITILLATE THE TASTEBUDS

The Compleet Molesworth
The Compleet Molesworth

This delightful book will please both adults and children with its amusing words of wit and wicked drawings.

 
St. Trinian's: The Entire Appalling Business
St. Trinian's: The Entire Appalling Business

A wickedly witty and wonderful work of art...this bodacious book will entertain anyone of any age!

 
Searle's Cats
Searle's Cats

If you're not allergic to amusement, this book will keep you purrring all day long!

 
Slightly Foxed - Still Desirable: Ronald Searle's Wicked World of Book Collecting
Slightly Foxed - Still Desirable: Ronald Searle's Wicked World of Book Collecting

The perfect gift for slightly batty book-lovers everywhere!

 
Ronald Searle in Le Monde
Ronald Searle in Le Monde

An amazing collection of cockammie cartoons and caustic carictatures by Ronald Searle.

 

What wicked wine wonks wouldn't enjoy a few giggles with their grapes?

How would you describe an obese oenophile? - ...Full bodied, with great character...what else!

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Image Credit: Illustration and words by Ronald Searle from his book, Winespeak

Some wine can be best described as unadulterated if not entirely "unpretentious"

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Image Credit: From Ronald Searle's book, Winespeak

Wicked Wench Wine Club Members know that some wines can be described as... - "pleasantly scented and very agreeable"

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Image Credit: From Ronald Searle's book Winespeak

So You Think You Know All About Bottles, Bubbles, and Brew?

So Smarty Pants, what is a complex flavor?

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Just like wine, I improve with age, but then... - "some wine should remain in the cellar for another two or three years"

Image Credit: From Ronald Searle's book Winespeak

Witty Wine Words Poll

How would you describe the wine shown above?

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What blind taste tests don't reveal... - that some fermented fruit has an interesting depth of flavor!

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Image Credit: Illustration by Ronald Searle

Every year the "Feast of Fools" offers a fine selection of wines and winos with a fruity character

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Image Credit: From Ronald Searle's book Winespeak

Vintage Vixens know the only place to meet Veilles Vignes is the Casanova Cork Club - where gentlemen prefer blondes, not to mention...

Image Credit: Illustration by Ronald Searle

Please Pass the Plonk Poll

How would you describe the plonk served in the palace of the Quipping Queen?

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How about a bit of wicked wit with your favorite plonk!

Too Many Songs by Tom Lehrer with Not Enough Drawings by Ronald Searle
Too Many Songs by Tom Lehrer with Not Enough Drawings by Ronald Searle

A crazy collection of satire songs from Tom Lehrer, one America's best example of black humor! And, it's a wonderful way to indulge the funnybone and the palate at the same time...yes, not enough Ronald Searle illustrations...we agree!

 

A Twisted Christmas Tale

The pesky pint-sized people from Saint What's It All About Academy for Heavenly Angels were out playing in the soggy wet snow, when to their amazement, something utterly unexpected dropped from the sky -- was it a bird, was it a plane, was it Superman?

No, dear readers it was a frightful fellow in a sybaritic suit with a bag of loot who didn't give a hoot. So, as fate would have it, the rascals raised a rucous when they didn't find what they were looking for ...a frigging frog prince and at least a little something to whet the whistle.

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Image Credit: Ronald Searle illustration posted Nov. 30, 2011 in attemptedblogger.blogspot.com/12searle0118

"Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others."

-- Samuel Johnson --

Witty Winespeak Works - Great gifts for giggling grape lovers!

The Illustrated Winespeak: Ronald Searle’s Wicked World of Winetasting
The Illustrated Winespeak: Ronald Searle’s Wicked World of Winetasting

This will appeal to vintage vines and bodacious book collectors -- from the ripsnorting Ronald Searle himself!

 
Good Wine, Bad Language, Great Vineyards: Wine Characters of New Zealand
Good Wine, Bad Language, Great Vineyards: Wine Characters of New Zealand

For those who appreciate the bottom of a good bottle of wine, with a few sheep, not to mention funny photos and irreverent language!

 
Red, White, and Drunk All Over: A Wine-Soaked Journey from Grape to Glass
Red, White, and Drunk All Over: A Wine-Soaked Journey from Grape to Glass

For wine lovers who appreciate a bit of wit their their glass of gourmet grapes.

 
Something in the Cellar . . .: Ronald Searle's Wonderful World of Wine
Something in the Cellar . . .: Ronald Searle's Wonderful World of Wine

For those who can never have too much wine with wit!

 

Feedback From Fermented Fruit Lovers - How would you describe yourself if you were a glass of wine?

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      winestomp 

      6 years ago

      I like the quotes!

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      winestomp 

      6 years ago

      I like the quotes!

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      dellgirl 

      6 years ago

      Fun lens you have here. I enjoyed it. I hope you have a good day.

      Congratulations on reaching 'MonsterBoard: Level 62! You have an interesting lens here, I like it.

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      BrandonSharp 

      7 years ago

      One of simplest and finer things in life is kicking it with a nice glass of wine.

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      Gerald McConway 

      7 years ago

      Finally, someone who realizes wine is supposed to be fun! Great lens, really enjoyed reading it!

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      Allison Whitehead 

      8 years ago

      Great fun! Half the drawings look like customers at our family home brew shop! lol

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